Dates

Find someone that you like and shoot your shot, but be smooth about it and be confident.

If you're desperate enough to post on here, just pay some chick to go with you

Step 1: Find girl

Step 2: "Hey you want to go to homecoming with me?"

I know it sounds stupid but you are literally overthinking it..

gnarclancyIf you're desperate enough to post on here, just pay some chick to go with you

Bruh dis y u can’t be trustin deez hoes Dey unloyal an alway lyin. Str8t up pimp first lesson donut lissen to deez gurls advice. Dey tell ya 2nd best n deceive ya to make u look dum.

but bruh u needa just giv no fucks pimp, fo real act like u run da bih. Fo example u just go two da baddest ho in skool n say dayum shawty u fine as hell lemme get dat numbs. If she say no den fuck her she ain’t rite fo u anyway. Deez hoes nowdays stay triflin playa so don’t let em knock ya down pimp. Dis is sum reel skreet knowledge playa donut take it fo granit

Also donut bea sleepin on dem foreign bitches mane. Wurst ting out dare is a skinny white bitch trust me mane. Dey evil bruh white girl n skinny is bad, Dey seem hot n shit butt just wat playa dats a major headache n problems u gotta avoid. Instead mane try hittin up a sista, or one dem sexy Asians. Dey take care of u n ain’t selfish n stuck up. Latina good to playa but don’t fuck wit em to hard or Dey cut u up pimp. Str8t up Dey is a woman.

Just follow these simple steps and you should be good to go
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/908596/MENTOS--THE-FRESHMAKER

Compatibility is key. Don’t take a girl who you don’t know that well and your awkward around. It sucks and will kill your self esteem. Take a girl you know fairly well and you can be yourself around.

Take 2 mg of xanax and you will have the confidence of a God. Girls find confidence attractive.

Relationships are overrated. Just go shred some gnar.

Jg87Yo, what’s up ns. I want dates but I’m kinda lakcking in the feminine department.

You’re gonna need both a male and female tree if you want to get dates. Check out the sex life of dates. Really interesting stuff.
Dates are delicious.

CLQTake 2 mg of xanax and you will have the confidence of a God. Girls find confidence attractive.

Telling high schoolers to take benzos #justshitbagthings

Yo op go on YouTube and watch alpha m he'll give you advice

-eREKTion-Telling high schoolers to take benzos #justshitbagthings

Just a joke man, can't imagine this guy is taking anything on NS serious anyway. If I was being serious, i'd tell him to take way less. 2mg can get someone with no tolerance fucked up

BigPurpleSkiSuitJust follow these simple steps and you should be good to go
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/908596/MENTOS--THE-FRESHMAKER

guarantee kid would've boned all three of them if he was rocking a tall t and boonie instead of a Spyder fleece

**This post was edited on Sep 9th 2018 at 7:29:11am

You better get moving. If you wait too long all the fine babes will be taken.

Don't waste time overthinking this shit. No need for some big poster or other stupid shit. Plan on asking more than one and take some shots before someone else does

For real you gotta act like you don't give a shit about nothin and act like you own the damn school. Don't ask me why I just know girls find it attractive from experience. Also wait a half hour minimum before opening snaps

just text her this

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Skip that shit. Take her camping. If she says yes, She chill.

ask the hottest girl in your grade "hey wanna go to homecoming together" if she says yes, then u got the hottest date in your grade

if she says no, ask her friend