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SofaKingSick
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I keep forgetting to ask this.... wtf is up with jon olsson having what appears to be a serious company named douchebags?

am i missing something, like does that word have a different meaning in europe? am i just too american to understand? help me euros, youre my only hope
7 years ago
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IanAvery-Leaf
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the fact that you're talking about it is part of why they named it that, don't overthink it
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DirtYStylE
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I hope they sell bags.

Can I get a link?
7 years ago
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SofaKingSick
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IanAvery-Leafthe fact that you're talking about it is part of why they named it that, don't overthink it


Still though...

DirtYStylEI hope they sell bags.

Can I get a link?


haha yeah they make bags...luggage i think... and im pretty sure the website is literally douchebags.com haha, im on a work network so i don't wanna check that right now sorry
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losh
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DirtYStylEI hope they sell bags.

Can I get a link?


https://douchebags.com/
google is crazy shit yo
7 years ago
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losh
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Actually a pretty dope product tho tbh. He builds cars and then styles bags after the theme of the car sometimes too.
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DirtYStylE
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loshActually a pretty dope product tho tbh. He builds cars and then styles bags after the theme of the car sometimes too.


Everything is quite pricey. So the name fits

Few images:







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losh
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DirtYStylEEverything is quite pricey. So the name fits

Few images:









Yeah, it's definitely not Jansport, but around $100-$150 isn't crazy for a backpack. Just a bit of a commitment.
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SofaKingSick
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loshActually a pretty dope product tho tbh. He builds cars and then styles bags after the theme of the car sometimes too.


that's kinda what's throwing me off i think. i can see the weird name if it were some young-skewed company that doesnt take itself too seriously. but bags that seem like theyre marketed to wealthier, older folks having DOUCHEBAG labels just seems so weird haha

oh dan that's a handsome bag you've got there. who makes it? "douchebags" gotcha
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-eREKTion-
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SofaKingSickthat's kinda what's throwing me off i think. i can see the weird name if it were some young-skewed company that doesnt take itself too seriously. but bags that seem like theyre marketed to wealthier, older folks having DOUCHEBAG labels just seems so weird haha

oh dan that's a handsome bag you've got there. who makes it? "douchebags" gotcha


I think it's pretty Euro-centric so maybe the word 'douche' isn't that commonly used. Idk, it blows my mind too.
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lil.Boye
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evry snottey ski kid with money buys this in my area, it's not looked on as cool tbh. they don't look good either. the full tilt bootbag is pretty much identical if not better. and that is way cheaper.
in conclusion, DOUCHEbags.
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Puzzled
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SofaKingSickim pretty sure the website is literally douchebags.com haha, im on a work network so i don't wanna check that right now sorry

Yet you're here during your work hours ? Whats the difference.
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The.Fish
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The best bag they make is the ski bag. It rolls up into very little space when not in use. I was thinking about getting one actually until I saw the price tag
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skiP.E.I.
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He has embraced the lifestyle
7 years ago
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bait
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https://www.amazon.com/OTBBA-Silicone-Certificate-Comfortable-Medical/dp/B01LYCAZI6/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1533178815&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=douche+men&psc=1


They're really not that expensive, I dont see what all the fuss is about. Super good at clearing pee from butts.
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cozzey
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The savage bike bag packs a big price tag but is probably one of the coolest bike bags on the market.
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SofaKingSick
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PuzzledYet you're here during your work hours ? Whats the difference.


i literally talked to the IT guys two days ago and they said stuff like this is fine, just avoid stuff that would grab anyone's attention.. so yeah, ill avoid douchebags.com despite your expert opinion on the matter
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Chubz.
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im not even old

but this thread makes me feel so old and it blows my mind that so many people didn't know this was a thing.
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SofaKingSick
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Chubz.im not even old

but this thread makes me feel so old and it blows my mind that so many people didn't know this was a thing.


not young and i like jon a lot, always have. just don't pay attention to expensive euro bag brands haha
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Puzzled
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SofaKingSicki literally talked to the IT guys two days ago and they said stuff like this is fine, just avoid stuff that would grab anyone's attention.. so yeah, ill avoid douchebags.com despite your expert opinion on the matter

You shouldn't be scared of visiting a website named "douchebags" when you know the content is sfw. If you're not supposed to be on the internet in the first place then that a whole different thing.

You're not watching porn for christ sake. What if some website token ends up spelling "douchebag" in the url? Will you be scared and go see IT ??.You can't get legally in trouble if the content is what it is.The worst part is, douchebag is very "vanilla" for an insult.
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SofaKingSick
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PuzzledYou shouldn't be scared of visiting a website named "douchebags" when you know the content is sfw. If you're not supposed to be on the internet in the first place then that a whole different thing.

You're not watching porn for christ sake. What if some website token ends up spelling "douchebag" in the url? Will you be scared and go see IT ??.You can't get legally in trouble if the content is what it is.The worst part is, douchebag is very "vanilla" for an insult.


I think we're in agreement man haha I just said for such a trivial thing I'd prefer to not go to douchebags.com on the work network 🤷‍♂️
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leprechaunsissy
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SofaKingSickI think we're in agreement man haha I just said for such a trivial thing I'd prefer to not go to douchebags.com on the work network 🤷‍♂️


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nez
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Got one of the ski bags as a gift a couple years ago. Really handy when travelling cos you can fit everything in and it’s real sturdy
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