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No son, skiers can't do that

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eastAR5
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I was in the park yesterday and i overheard this little boy ask his dad what rails were and he said they were for snowboarders to slide on. The little kid asked if skiers could do them too and he said 'of course not, skiers dont do things like that'. So i straightlined the flat-down-flat next to them switch and disastered the first kink and cleaned the whole thing and rode off. Daddy felt pretty stupid. It's nice knowing that now the kid won't have a wrong perception of skiing like most people do and maybe he won't switch to snowboarding when hes older.
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Feb 14 2005 12:17PM
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*ThaMovment*
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who cares?



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Feb 14 2005 12:24PM
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Tosh
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what a story it was touching ...... hopefully you changed this kids life for the better
Feb 14 2005 12:25PM
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sherpasrock
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^yeah. and knocked some sense into the dad.
Feb 14 2005 12:41PM
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Scotland
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YES! Nice one
Feb 14 2005 12:51PM
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skituner
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i love doing shit like that
nice job



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Feb 14 2005 12:53PM
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yetigonecrazy
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very nice, now if only we could get those dads to quit stopping on the decks of big booters


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Feb 14 2005 1:03PM
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ryan.c
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his fathers retarted
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Feb 14 2005 1:05PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahhaa
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Feb 14 2005 1:09PM
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freestyler540
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Well,when I was going up with a friend on the chairlift,a father and son came up with us.
The kid asked:'Dad,why don't we put on our strap on our poles?'
The father answered:'You can break your wrist if your pole gets caught under the chair and the snow at the top.'
I never laught so hard in my life!


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Feb 14 2005 1:19PM
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MrPantyDropper
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thats was the most retarted thing ive ever heard in my life...
Feb 14 2005 1:25PM
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SmoKinSkier
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YOu should have just spit on him and knocked his son over so we could get that 'BAD ASS' image that snowboarders get.They are so cool




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Feb 14 2005 1:28PM
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vtsPin
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i was up in the bear park at killington earlier this season gettin ready to do some long flat rail, and i overheard this hotshot 30 year old guy who was obviously some rich guy from new york on vacation tellin his gilfriend he was gonna try this rail. so i asked him if hed ever done rails before and he said that hed done boxes, but only going straight onto them, not turning sideways to slide them. i had a good chuckle and wished him luck and then cleaned the rail. i dont think he tried it
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Feb 14 2005 1:31PM
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skibum193
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^haha, he prolly didnt get laid because of u

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Feb 14 2005 1:46PM
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Public_Maverick
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way to go eastAR5, u tell it like it is

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Feb 14 2005 1:52PM
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johnnypsunami
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dumbass tourist dads who dont know shit about skiing are probably the most annoying and retarded ppl on the earth. Going up on the chairlift with them is almost unbearable. Wearing headphones is almost essential not to want to push them off the lift into jagged rocks below.









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Feb 14 2005 2:43PM
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___ASP___
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haha that happenesto me too, but peps usually ask about why my skis are turned up on obth ends, i am like so i can ski backwarads, the peps of course dont believe me and are like, ya right, not in a million years, need less to say after stuff like that i always burn past the people switch and stick it to em!
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Feb 14 2005 2:52PM
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skier04
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hahahah thats funny
Feb 14 2005 2:57PM
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damn....gapers are quite possibly the most annoying things EVER
Feb 14 2005 3:11PM
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espen^R
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daddy got pwned!!!

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she was like: ''oh yes! I really want to do it'' and then she got an SMS from her mother and got picked 5 minutes later... Fuck! I hate parents!

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Feb 14 2005 3:26PM
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Logchucker
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Especially tourist with no lift etiquette. Me and a few friends came from the left side, I swung all the way over to let the left single on, when I was pushed by some guy in the right singles lines, saying move over. I was pissed but whatever, then under his breath he was whispering damn kids. I really didn't want to ride up the lift with this fool, and he had poled my ski (fucker). So I 'accidently' forced him wide. Looking back on it it probably wasn't the greatest idea but damn it felt good at that time

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Feb 14 2005 3:50PM
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rippinbumpskier
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i commend u on showing up dumbasses

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Feb 14 2005 4:19PM
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johanblaze
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to DepierreAr5:

read what you wrote- thats was the most retarted thing ive ever heard in my life...

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Feb 14 2005 4:37PM
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rb3519
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GAYPER ASS POPS!
Feb 14 2005 4:43PM
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DynastarriderGP
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the kid won't have a wrong perception of skiing but he'll think heis dad is stupid.
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Feb 14 2005 4:46PM
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mommy
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who fucking cares what some weekend warrior and his son thinks about skiing? youre taking this shit waaay to seriously. it would have been awesome if you slipped and sliced your throat on the end of the rail.
Feb 14 2005 5:30PM
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jibjim
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yo mommy why would you wish something like that on a person, have you ever had a cut throat cause its m\the most painful thing ever + it bleeds like crazy. So just shu the fuck up. This is the type of thread that people like to see in these forums so just fuck up!
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Feb 14 2005 5:41PM
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TwinTipWonder
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Story would been better if you told the truth. 'I disastered the rail, and ate big shit. Dad laughed pretty hard.'
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Feb 14 2005 6:13PM
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EastcoastAR5
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I was in the park and this snowboarder thought that skiers could only slide flat rails....haha so my friend disastered a trap




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Feb 14 2005 6:18PM
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ski8990
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I once asked a dude if they had a c rail up in the park and he said 'How should I know? Im a skier man!' sad thing was he worked there so you would think that he would kindof know whats up



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Feb 14 2005 6:29PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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w00t you showed him.
Feb 14 2005 6:51PM
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mattster
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i hope you made that dad's eyes bleed
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Feb 14 2005 6:57PM
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SteezePatrol
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congrats, I love proving ignorant people wrong.

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Feb 14 2005 7:09PM
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Ryno
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beauty twintipwonder ...u beat me to it
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Feb 14 2005 7:13PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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major props dude...so fun to do that
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Feb 14 2005 7:26PM
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ryan.c
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ok seanPISTOL u need to shut ur face
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'Armada is to you: what a twinkie is to a fat kid' Tanner Hall

'Best memory on Skis: When we were swinging on the chairlift, hit a lift tower and derailed the chairs' Boyd Easley

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Feb 14 2005 7:32PM
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LineisAgg
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Yeah somthing like that happend to me but wait it was better, he was wearing a nice flursent one peice and had 220 stright skis. lol
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Feb 14 2005 7:56PM
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KeegLove
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nicer man
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Feb 14 2005 7:57PM
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scientist
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there were these 2 kids at my hill and 1 had never skid before and one probably shid once. anyway the one kid who has never skid before was like 'how do you take off your skis' to the other kid. the other kid replies, in a tone that he knows how 'you just lean forward really hard' this kid wasnt being sarcastic. i laughed so hard as they both fell on thier face. i told the kids how to do it, and they told me to fuck off.


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Feb 14 2005 8:04PM
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brenker
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ha
Wall to wall after all get ready to throw only money at that bitch cause she thinks she’s sooo-phisticated
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Feb 14 2005 8:10PM
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b19119
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good job









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Feb 15 2005 3:09PM
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Luc.
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yeh, this is perfect. totally show them up. its even better when at my local hill this like 21 year old punk is doing these shit switch ones on this table and not even landing them and he is like 'what the fuck r u looking at' when u just glance at hill and acting all tuff.you go right after him and bust a cab 3 saftey.siiiiiiiick.

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Feb 15 2005 3:45PM
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cheddershredder
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nah man you should have agreed so we don't get another little gaper in the park. i hate tourist kids who come to my mountain and try to rip.
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Feb 16 2005 9:29PM
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Girays_Brother
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u shouldve skied by as fast as u could and punch the dad in the head
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Feb 16 2005 10:00PM
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KillerMonkey
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Once I had amish people come to my local mountain. It was funny as hell to see them skiing with them yamakas and long trench coats.
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Feb 16 2005 10:14PM
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YOUR HARDFUCKING CORE. WAY TO REP SKIING DOG YEAH GO RIPPERS WOOO
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Feb 16 2005 10:20PM
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northshoremaster
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one dumbass tourist dad i was on the lift with, and this convo took place
Son: Dad, what are those things (they're snowmaking thingies)
Dad: Ummm, son, I, uh think that those must be mortars for dem avalanches
Feb 16 2005 10:25PM
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Parkboy
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Last year I was skiing switch down a groomer and I went by a chinese father and his son and they both started laughing at me
Feb 16 2005 10:57PM
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nsnski240
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Good to hear, i hate how everyone thinks that boarders are the on people that can do tricks... i hope that little kid turns into the next Simon dumont

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Feb 16 2005 11:05PM
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skiierman
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Well I was at this park, and there was a group of kids there, both snowboarders and skiers, filming and sessing this jump. Anyways, I'm waiting at the top to drop in, and I was listening to them talking and down the trail I saw a kid clean this whole battleship rail on skis. At that moment one of the skiers at the top goes in all seriousness, 'Man that's soo sick. Did you see that, he cleaned the whole thing!' Well, I dropped in, pulled a safe trick in order to end on a high note, turn around to see that same skier pull of a cork 9. Really, I still don't understand.





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