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clorox
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I just finished my Launch drivers course and have to take a drug test this week. My friend had his today and said they don't test the temp because they ship it to Texas to get tested. I smoked weed regularly til about 5 days ago. It is on federal record I guess cause it's through the US Coast Guard. My plan was to get clean piss from a friend in a 16 oz plastic flask and tape it to my inner thigh with a toe warmer stuck to it as a just in case. I know there are several threads on this but none of them were very useful I am wondering if anyone else here has used this method or taken a drug test for any kind of vessel license.
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sklermang
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No idea, but idt a toe warmer would do shit. More like keeping the piss bag on your body for a while would let the body heat get it up to temp. Also:
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/905907/Vince-fake-cock
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Casey
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The jar you piss into has a thermometer built into the side. They don't take the temperature out in Texas, lol.
7 years ago
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profa_212
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Sounds like an oil change is coming your way
7 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9655 - Karma: 71,832
Just have you gay friend have sex with you so you test positive for AIDS, that'll show up on the test first, and they won't look for any traces of weed once it does.
7 years ago
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daannnnieel
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Pee in the testers butt.
7 years ago
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CitizenKane
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jerk off instead lol
7 years ago
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HypeBeast
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CaseyThe jar you piss into has a thermometer built into the side. They don't take the temperature out in Texas, lol.


What this guy said. The temperature is taken when you deliver the sample. It is recorded before shipped off. If the sample fails the temperature test (too hot or too cold), you fail the drug test. Some folks claim they've beaten a test by using the fake weiners and bladders you get online, but that's all assuming they don't make you piss with the door open. Better get it right eh.... But seriously you're fucked. A regular pot smoker can have metabolites show up for over a month in urine. Buncha crap if you ask me. You'd be better off if you did just about any other drug 5 days ago.

Are you religious? Because now would be a good time to start. 90-100F is your goal range.

**This post was edited on Jul 10th 2018 at 4:15:39am
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Static
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get a fake piss kit from a head shop, they come with a handwarmer and a thermometer on the bottle
7 years ago
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theabortionator
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Find a friend who doesn't do drugs. Drink a bunch of his piss the day of. Piss clean.

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Profit
7 years ago
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daannnnieel
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theabortionatorFind a friend who doesn't do drugs. Drink a bunch of his piss the day of. Piss clean.

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Profit

Foolproof
7 years ago
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DirtYStylE
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Fail the test. Become a ski bum
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JoeF2661
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Staticget a fake piss kit from a head shop, they come with a handwarmer and a thermometer on the bottle


These kits are the real deal. I used to use one and even with my probation officer peering over my shoulder he couldn't tell. Just dont go cheap. You pay for what you get.
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Titus69
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A guy at my previous job said his friends are in government jobs and said that the synethic urine for fetishes works cause the PH levels and whatever. Using clean piss will work from a friend though, I went 8 days and used ready cleanse from a vitamin shop and passed but the piss was tested in some little mechanically measured bucket with nothing electronic/fancy.

Best of luck
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