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SuckMySkis
Posts: 202 - Karma: 734
In two weeks we have a finals trip to greece, going there by bus and then boat (that means no xray). So i need a good, simple, reliable and smell-proof ways to carry about 10-15g. The biggest problem could be dogs because its told there are more and more of them cuz of immigrants.
Jun 6 2018 5:36PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4544 - Karma: 19,137
Definitely worth risking international imprisonment and a life-long spot on the No Fly list. Other countries are not nearly as tolerant about weed as the US has become. You're a complete fool for even contemplating it. Maybe you'll have no problems, but is it worth it just to get high? Enjoy the country, culture, and food without toking for a few days.
Jun 6 2018 6:25PM
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doubleu
Posts: 90 - Karma: -58
stick it up your asshole
Jun 6 2018 7:18PM
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dustygoldflakes
Posts: 484 - Karma: 700
Screw that guy, he's not your counselor. If I were you, I'd probably go 2 ziplock baggies and then put it into like a mason jar or something. My buddy did that in HS when the dogs came, and they never smelled it.
Jun 6 2018 7:36PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,972
doubleustick it up your asshole


bring this kid with you and stick it up his asshole
Jun 6 2018 9:45PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7513 - Karma: 51,156
Buy hash in Greece instead?
Jun 6 2018 9:46PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
put it in a thermos or a waterbottle
Jun 6 2018 9:51PM
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Lonely
Posts: 6767 - Karma: 62,130
Hollow out a 24 inch dildo and let it get moldy.
Jun 6 2018 10:37PM
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JoeF2661
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 6,301
This is a horrible idea. Like a massively idiotic idea. But hey cant say I haven't done it in my younger days on a couple flights. I put it inside my deodorant stick and no one was the wiser. But on an international flight you're asking for trouble.
Jun 7 2018 12:04AM
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Casey
Posts: 7875 - Karma: 24,659
Why don't you just ship it to where you are going.
Jun 7 2018 12:17AM
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McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661
You are one stupid cunt.
Jun 7 2018 12:38AM
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theabortionator
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You do realize that you can buy weed even in the shadiest countries. Just buy some there. Even if it's not that good. Or bring some edible candies.

Idk, you could def get it through. But this isn't like sneaking a beer into a concert, and immigration can get pretty pissy about things.
Jun 7 2018 1:29AM
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Non_State_Actor
Posts: 4876 - Karma: 17,330
I hear Greek prison is like a vacation in and of itself. OP should scope it out and report back in a couple years/decades.
Jun 7 2018 1:53AM
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FIRAT
Posts: 534 - Karma: 1,351
You're pathetic
Jun 7 2018 7:09AM
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doubleu
Posts: 90 - Karma: -58
icedbring this kid with you and stick it up his asshole


that's right use MY ASSHOLE
Jun 7 2018 8:55AM
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WoFIowz
Posts: 9791 - Karma: 72,406
Dude as people said before, just buy it at your final destination. Why risk lengthy jail time and flying restrictions over 10-15g of weed? You might get it through, but why? Are you afraid to buy wherever you land? Can you not go without weed for a little while? Sure most airport dogs are bomb dogs, but in foreign countries they MAY be drug dogs. You can kiss your ass goodbye if you think you can trick a drug dog. Unless you're storing your weed in a LEAD container, you'll be caught by a dog. The very fact that you're asking for advice on this topics also proves that you don't have the skills or resources to smuggle efficiently.

Also found out that some countries have capital punishment for drug offenses. Not Greece obviously. Mostly Arab and third world Asian countries but super interesting.
Jun 7 2018 2:06PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,816
I'd suggest getting a cartridge pen or edibles, flower just doesn't seem worth it unless you got that shit sealed stupid and you can handle yourself in security. Maybe read up on how available it is there, you can probably drink legally too, idk trips like these are good tolerance breaks unless you're somewhere weed friendly. Good luck lol.
Jun 7 2018 10:31PM
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SuckMySkis
Posts: 202 - Karma: 734
Guys you do realize this is the finals trip at the end of high school. Thats basically a 6 day orgy fueled by alcohol and drugs.
Jun 8 2018 2:20AM
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,816
SuckMySkisGuys you do realize this is the finals trip at the end of high school. Thats basically a 6 day orgy fueled by alcohol and drugs.


No weed means no pussy for OP.
Jun 8 2018 5:43AM
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doubleu
Posts: 90 - Karma: -58
SuckMySkisGuys you do realize this is the finals trip at the end of high school. Thats basically a 6 day orgy fueled by alcohol and drugs.


how many condoms are you boys brining
Jun 8 2018 5:51AM
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Rparr
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 46,285
Gotta use the prison pocket my man
Jun 8 2018 8:00AM
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arnie_grape
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SuckMySkisGuys you do realize this is the finals trip at the end of high school. Thats basically a 6 day orgy fueled by alcohol and drugs.


hahahahaha okay
Jun 8 2018 3:21PM
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clorox
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I took a bus from Copenhagen to Oslo in February. At the Swedish boarder, they brought out a dog, let it sniff our bags, and then literally just picked out all the people that weren't white. I had some aluminum foil in my backpack that was covered in the rest of the weed brownie that I had consumed right before getting on the bus, so by this point I was pretty grilled with super bloodshot eyes. Also, my bag absolutely reeked so I still have no idea why they didn't do something about it. Maybe they'll discriminate less in southern Europe and actually put effort into the searches, but who knows what they'll do. If you do this anyway, I'd say buy a smell proof bag and keep that in a mason jar. International drug trafficking charges aren't anything to fuck with, especially with more than 10g. I wouldn't carry more than 5g at a time when I lived in Norway.
Jun 8 2018 5:52PM
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dubmasterskanka
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May as well try stuff it up your anus. It'll be good practise for when you are getting ass-fucked on the reg in a Greek prison.
Jun 8 2018 7:19PM
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doubleu
Posts: 90 - Karma: -58
GRaboneSnowMay as well try stuff it up your anus. It'll be good practise for when you are getting ass-fucked on the reg in a Greek prison.


There is a reason why anal sex is called Greek
Jun 8 2018 7:25PM
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theabortionator
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People are obsessed with buttsex
Jun 8 2018 8:37PM
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doubleu
Posts: 90 - Karma: -58
theabortionatorPeople are obsessed with buttsex


eating ass is the new craze
Jun 8 2018 9:03PM
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WoFIowz
Posts: 9791 - Karma: 72,406
SuckMySkisGuys you do realize this is the finals trip at the end of high school. Thats basically a 6 day orgy fueled by alcohol and drugs.


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