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dildos on skis

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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
what person at Look thought it would be a good idea to make the back park of there bindings in the shape of a dildo and shape it upwards...seriously
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Feb 13 2005 10:38PM
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.scott.
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 27
you might want to think about the fact that only a queer who constantly has his eye out for something to insert in his anus would recognize that.
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Feb 15 2005 2:24AM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
i dunno man, we've always called em boner bindings. theyre very phallic, so its just something you notice

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Feb 15 2005 11:40AM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
im glad i have my Rossis now...they feel so much more solid then my salomons ever did
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A view on the downfall of the US by 221: 'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'



ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while



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Feb 15 2005 10:19PM
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NateDogg369
Posts: 68 - Karma: 10
Theyre not gonna pivot ne more?!?!? WTF thats horrible so then whats gonna be the new thing for next year?
Feb 16 2005 12:26AM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
Hurt knees.
Injuries are the new cool thing.
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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
Feb 16 2005 12:41AM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
that would be awesome when you fell and got the stupid binding up your buttox.
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Feb 16 2005 2:55AM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
I think I speak for everyone on this site when I say I don't look forward to forced anal insertion.
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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
Feb 16 2005 3:18AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
i've never hurt myself with my look's from jumps and tables etc. but more than once on boxes and rails i've done the leading-foot-slide-out-butt-onto-back-ski-binding-in-the-bum motion. and i got it bad in the pipe once.




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Feb 16 2005 1:33PM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
i did it one time and lost my anal virginity to the look binding ever since then i havent landed backseat

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Feb 16 2005 1:59PM
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Thomson.
Posts: 4634 - Karma: 227
I think its so you cant accidentely unclip yourself because theyre straighter up where as salomons are lower and much easier to accidentely hit...
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Feb 16 2005 3:16PM
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Flowsion
Posts: 1461 - Karma: 11
the heel pieces really help to teach you not to land too far back. Also, next year the heel pieces are slightly different shaped, much lighter, and WILL pivot. Only the system skis and race system skis wont pivot. Even if they didnt change, i would take them over any other bindings. They have the simplest design, least moving parts, most durable design, most boot travel before release, and never pre-release.


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Feb 16 2005 5:32PM
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Mustafa
Posts: 91 - Karma: 10
i am always scared i am going to get completely sodomized
You smell of meats and cheese
Feb 16 2005 6:20PM
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Nivrittam
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 21
i like to sit back when i ski so it keeps me busy
i like girls
Feb 16 2005 6:44PM
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