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Weirdest / dumbest Ski - based mistakes

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DrFrosticals
Posts: 31 - Karma: 130
What are the weirdest or dumbest skiing related mistakes you or someone you know has made. Example: bought a pair of old beater skis off a bud for real cheapo, didn’t inspect them before bringing them home and got home and realized they didn’t have edges underfoot... still tried to ski them anyways and ended up dislocating my shoulder because I slipped on some ice.
May 24 2018 9:51PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,965
I forgot to take a shit once and ended up blowing brown halfway down a double black diamond
They had to call ski patrol
May 24 2018 11:26PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9310 - Karma: 67,943
Standing in line with gf, chair ahead of us has 3 and we're about to get on with a snow boarder. He starts moving forward to make the chair ahead of us 4 at the last moment and I'm tired and its early so I go up with him and my girlfriend. There are now 6 people waiting for the chair and the liftee has to stop it and my ski pops off so I stand there like an idiot for 10 seconds before he says, 'what are you doing get your ski back on!' Absolute jerriest of jerries for rest of day
May 25 2018 12:06AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,161
Step on a crack or you'll break yo mama's back.
May 25 2018 7:31AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12503 - Karma: 116,096
Not sure if it's really ski-based but one time I got a nacho stuck within the sound hole of my guitar
May 25 2018 9:32AM
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LukeTheWaffle
Posts: 1844 - Karma: 8,857
john18061806Step on a crack or you'll break yo mama's back.

Step on a line and you break your dad's spine
May 25 2018 11:32AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37355 - Karma: 119,582
Gravest? Not taking freshman year of college seriously enough, or just any time there was snow on the ground and being in school over-lapped.
May 25 2018 12:59PM
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snowpocalypse
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 3,525
French fried when I should have pizzaed...... Had a bad time
May 25 2018 1:49PM
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pbs
Posts: 460 - Karma: 3,134
didnt happen to me but a guy u was skiing with, toe and heel bindings on his left ski ripped out when he went for a nose butter
May 25 2018 1:51PM
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skippa
Posts: 11 - Karma: 23
snowpocalypseFrench fried when I should have pizzaed...... Had a bad time

i can hear the aspen ski instructor say this when i read it
May 26 2018 5:40AM
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dwt802
Posts: 3236 - Karma: 31,945
Woke up from a car ride, put my shit on, got on a lift, got off skied on a green listening to music half asleep, caught an edge stopping and passed out and got concussed.
May 28 2018 7:57PM
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yungmcqueen
Posts: 38 - Karma: 402
Ive taken bindings to the butt plenty of times landing backseat, but one time my binding was feeling sneaky and penetrated me about 1 cm
May 30 2018 4:57AM
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Knewnews
Posts: 2093 - Karma: 477
being drunk and thinking i got this
May 30 2018 12:03PM
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JoeF2661
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 6,299
Going broke while having the best time possible.
May 30 2018 12:15PM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,585
snowpocalypseFrench fried when I should have pizzaed...... Had a bad time

You’re going to have a bad time
May 30 2018 1:21PM
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