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I just took a shit in a high school bathroom

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pbs
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I just took a shit in a high school bathroom, AMA
May 21 2018 2:55PM
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sklermang
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the.loraxI just took a shit in a high school bathroom, AMA


Do you have a rectovaginal fistula?
May 21 2018 3:24PM
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skiermenDo you have a rectovaginal fistula?


Nah fam, my va jay jay and intestines are not connected
May 21 2018 3:28PM
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the.loraxI just took a shit in a high school bathroom, AMA

Which bathroom?
May 21 2018 4:54PM
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WIZBANG
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Record.Which bathroom?

more importantly, what stall?
May 21 2018 5:05PM
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pbs
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Record.Which bathroom?


The one by the gym

WIZBANGmore importantly, what stall?

Stall 13
May 21 2018 5:35PM
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theabortionator
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Did you see my tin of griz mint in there? I left it there senior year rushing to get back to us history for a test.

This was 10 years ago but it was over half full. Id be much obliged to have it back. You can back a fatty if you want for helping me out.
May 21 2018 5:45PM
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Did you really take a shit, or were you juuling

**This post was edited on May 21st 2018 at 5:59:23pm
May 21 2018 5:59PM
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Titus69
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Are you in high school?
May 21 2018 6:46PM
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Bondy
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I hate how there's toilets in the Juul room
May 21 2018 11:05PM
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pbs
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theabortionatorDid you see my tin of griz mint in there? I left it there senior year rushing to get back to us history for a test.

This was 10 years ago but it was over half full. Id be much obliged to have it back. You can back a fatty if you want for helping me out.


sorry I'm pro-life
May 21 2018 11:27PM
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GayWolf420
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Was it loud? Gassy? I usually try and yell out to fellow bathroom patrons like "hey, check out these cool farts."
May 21 2018 11:36PM
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weastcoat
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You thought the shit was bad... then you reach for toilet paper. You start pulling the thin, sandpaperlike material. You start crying because your butthole is crying for something smooth to smear all the poopies away, and you have to settle for this. A teacher in a nearby stall calls out to you and asks if everything is alright in there.
May 21 2018 11:40PM
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sklermang
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voy10You thought the shit was bad... then you reach for toilet paper. You start pulling the thin, sandpaperlike material. You start crying because your butthole is crying for something smooth to smear all the poopies away, and you have to settle for this. A teacher in a nearby stall calls out to you and asks if everything is alright in there.


You cry out with as passion and vigor as you can muster, “My fistula! My rectovagular fistula! Ima having a baby booooooooooooy!”
May 22 2018 6:01AM
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sklermang
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skiermenYou cry out with as passion and vigor as you can muster, “My fistula! My rectovagular fistula! Ima having a baby booooooooooooy!”


You look down mid-birth and your hands are moving uncontrollably in an frenzy of expressive motion. A plate of Nonni's famous pasta primavera appears in front of you, and you suddenly feel a strong urge to play soccer. Yes, you have turned Italian.
May 22 2018 9:30AM
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dildotester69
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did you hook up with a hot freshman babe
May 22 2018 7:27PM
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JAHpow
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dildotester69did you hook up with a hot freshman babe


A hot fresh man babe
May 22 2018 7:36PM
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dildotester69
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JAHpowA hot fresh man babe


a hot fresh manbabe
May 22 2018 7:37PM
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soulskier
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I’d tell you to give your balls a tug but it looks like your shorts are doing it for you
May 22 2018 10:08PM
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pbs
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dildotester69a hot fresh manbabe


yeah this is the one
May 22 2018 11:50PM
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strayln_Skier
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dildotester69a hot fresh manbabe


Freshwoman just doesnt sound right
May 23 2018 5:38AM
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