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Dumb Shit That You Did

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oiucheekykunt
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in this thread post dumb shit you have done/are doing

played pirate music on full blast and had friends open doors of my car like sails
May 7 2018 7:50PM
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theabortionator
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oiucheekykuntplayed pirate music on full blast and had friends open doors of my car like sails


Lol wut
May 7 2018 8:03PM
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oiucheekykunt
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theabortionatorLol wut


was wasted, when you open the door it moves your car back like a sail
May 7 2018 8:04PM
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ihavea2incher
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OP's mom

**This post was edited on May 7th 2018 at 10:12:23pm
May 7 2018 10:11PM
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50Kal
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Clicked on this thread than posted in it.
May 7 2018 10:22PM
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270on420out
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Completely slacked through all of high school with shitty grades and then decided to move out west to follow my dream of being a pro skier only to realize that it was not possible and now I have no hope at achieving a higher education and have very limited options at securing a somewhat secure financial future.
May 7 2018 10:35PM
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.FRY.
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In high school I got stoned with my friends and then my friends mom sent him a grocery list and made us go shopping for her and we couldn’t find a lot of the items because we were so baked. We both forgot what celery was at one point lol.
May 7 2018 10:47PM
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Titus69
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End of freshmen year my 2 friends and I were playing with gasoline in ones driveway around 10:30pm. After lighting cock shapes and vulgar words on fire my friend decided to get an RC car and we strapped the water bottle of gas to the trunk. Was going fine for 10 seconds but I think it died and the flame caught up to the truck and it caught fire, big fire. I sat with the hose doing absolutely nothing with a decent size fire cause the bottle was pretty full still, my friends searched for an extinguisher, had to use flour before the battery blew. Neighbors told the parents and it didn't go well waking up, always have a fire extinguisher in your house too.
May 10 2018 8:53PM
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GKS
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DIRTYBUBBLECompletely slacked through all of high school with shitty grades and then decided to move out west to follow my dream of being a pro skier only to realize that it was not possible and now I have no hope at achieving a higher education and have very limited options at securing a somewhat secure financial future.


2real4me
May 11 2018 8:56AM
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Rparr
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DIRTYBUBBLECompletely slacked through all of high school with shitty grades and then decided to move out west to follow my dream of being a pro skier only to realize that it was not possible and now I have no hope at achieving a higher education and have very limited options at securing a somewhat secure financial future.


damn it I didn't open this thread to have an existential crisis
May 11 2018 9:25AM
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simonshreds
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got serously drunk my freshman year than passed out in my yard and my parents called the ambulance
May 11 2018 9:45AM
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DirtYStylE
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I have no regrets
May 11 2018 1:19PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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oiucheekykuntplayed pirate music on full blast and had friends open doors of my car like sails


this made me lol, shoulda had someone stand on the roof with binocular like those scouts on the top
May 11 2018 5:37PM
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Titus69
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DIRTYBUBBLECompletely slacked through all of high school with shitty grades and then decided to move out west to follow my dream of being a pro skier only to realize that it was not possible and now I have no hope at achieving a higher education and have very limited options at securing a somewhat secure financial future.

Sounds like me, except I'm working 2 years after graduation to move to slc in a few weeks to see if it's all I dreamt of and maybe give myself a name, just to probably end up back in NH by next summer. Don't plan on being a pro skier, you'll end up with little brains, little money, lotta weed and no fucking clue what to do when you don't make it to x games by 17 like I thought I would, in 6th grade.
May 11 2018 5:59PM
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.otto.
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TRVP_ANGELthis made me lol, shoulda had someone stand on the roof with binocular like those scouts on the top


r/whitepeoplegifs

r/madlads
May 12 2018 10:14AM
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weastcoat
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Tried to duck a rope going 30 mph at least (skiing), didn’t duck down enough and clotheslined myself. Cut up my whole bottom lip, blood everywhere, cut up all my gums and had blood stains on my bottom teeth that I couldn’t get off for a week. Pretty sure I concussed myself as well.
May 12 2018 3:16PM
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.SHAGGY.
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once me and my friends emptied out a half bottle of wine and pissed in the rest of the bottle to fill it. They gave it to some people and they actually drank it and acted drunk.
May 12 2018 11:13PM
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