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Skiing Stereotypes

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DrFrosticals
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So we all have our own gear and style when we’re skiing, but trends exist, and popular skiers have a lot of influence due to instagram these days, so stereotypes exist. What common stereotypes have you seen in skiing, be it good, bad, or strange?
7 years ago
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dubmasterskanka
Posts: 828 - Karma: 2,958
Thug-life riders westside till we die xxxxl 2010 ghetto gangsta style.

New Wave Adidas and Thriftshop complete with over the top rockered skis.

Helly-Hansen Arcteryx mixing yobbos with those gay as Smith bike helmets with Oakley Flight Decs.

Kids with All Saga and Faction CT 1.0s or Line TWs

Guys who wear RuRoc helmets and Burton Gear riding Line Chronics mounted -3cm back

Guys and girls who session XL jumplines from a sled with normal looking jackets and pants because if they wear anything else their coaches will smack them.

Guys with Touring gear mounted to Soul 7s and WTR boots who fall on the download ramp of a chairlift consistently.
7 years ago
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,591
50 year old men in Michigan skiing tele in bounds and bragging about how they don't need "cheater bindings"
7 years ago
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CLQ
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 11,271
People who have dedicated their whole life to skiing but aren't good enough to go pro so they just shit on anyone that is even slightly different from them.
7 years ago
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skiguy04
Posts: 1640 - Karma: 1,275
New wave style and its motivation for contest spin chart scale to go bonkers
7 years ago
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DominatorJacques
Posts: 11247 - Karma: 76,550
The dudes that still wear Onesies! I get a kick out of that.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/782943/Poppin--Thrift-Store-Tags-Vintage-One-Piece-Ski-Suits-Re-Make-2-17
7 years ago
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,892
That moment when I spot a new down-flat-down-flat-down urban rail with a good approach
7 years ago
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nxtyrsfulltilts
Posts: 430 - Karma: 1,534
People who think riding a lift with the bar up makes your dick bigger
Kids with Columbia/HH/North Face outer wear on line skis (TW pros)
The crusty guy who smokes cigarettes when riding the lift as a single
7 years ago
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hi_vis360
Posts: 5312 - Karma: 55,006
guy wearing pit vipers telling you about how much cocaine he does
7 years ago
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Squilliam_7
Posts: 120 - Karma: 1,139
Dude with expensive outerwear, new vishnus or on3p's (backmounted), cant ski for shit and juuls up every lift ride
7 years ago
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hi_vis360
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Squilliam_7Dude with expensive outerwear, new vishnus or on3p's (backmounted), cant ski for shit and juuls up every lift ride


backmounted vishnus?? pics or it didn't happen, sounds very hilarious though
7 years ago
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Andi_G
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Line afterbangs, neither baggy nor fitted pants, no poles, barely able to hit a rail

6 year old with a gopro learning how to snowplow

football jersey, jeans, rentals
7 years ago
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Squilliam_7
Posts: 120 - Karma: 1,139
Kinda edgy kid who paints his fingernails with a sharpie, wears goodwill clothes with bibs, has a thin, scruffy neckbeard and thin chain and wears rings for some reason. Only throws backflips and sketchy rail stuff
7 years ago
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losh
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 4,704
Squilliam_7Kinda edgy kid who paints his fingernails with a sharpie, wears goodwill clothes with bibs, has a thin, scruffy neckbeard and thin chain and wears rings for some reason. Only throws backflips and sketchy rail stuff


I can't be the only one having trouble visualizing someone who fits this description.
7 years ago
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creaturelo
Posts: 630 - Karma: 12,340
people who care too much about what other people are doing
7 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12698 - Karma: 119,901
Squilliam_7Kinda edgy kid who paints his fingernails with a sharpie, wears goodwill clothes with bibs, has a thin, scruffy neckbeard and thin chain and wears rings for some reason. Only throws backflips and sketchy rail stuff


I feel like this has never been done before. Thus, I will be the first to do this.
7 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52579 - Karma: 174,062
Inb4 there's a skiing fashion contest. There's a flat rail, down rail rail, jump and then 2 berms.

Score on overall look, functionality, distinctive style, etc. This course is the run way.


I'm think of doing something like this with a dangly cross earring.

I'm going to give the judges that "my tricks may not be that great but I'll beat you up after my run if you talk shit"

Anybody else ready for the 2018 fashion slopestyle?
7 years ago
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Squilliam_7
Posts: 120 - Karma: 1,139
BASEDJAHbackmounted vishnus?? pics or it didn't happen, sounds very hilarious though


lol did some insta stalking, found the kid. I was wrong in assuming the vishnus were backmounted and i apologize to the owner. they appear to be in the center.
7 years ago
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seanahue.
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Texans.
7 years ago
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Squilliam_7
Posts: 120 - Karma: 1,139
the occasional kid skiing on Line KISS Anthems who doesn't fully understand
7 years ago
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oiucheekykunt
Posts: 185 - Karma: 456
yellow jacket yelling at you to stay out of the trees, slightly pudgy about 50
7 years ago
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obi_juan
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AndrewGravesSVLine afterbangs, neither baggy nor fitted pants, no poles, barely able to hit a rail

thats me
7 years ago
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r00kie
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A kid breaks his ON3Ps in a ditch
7 years ago
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DominatorJacques
Posts: 11247 - Karma: 76,550
nxtyrsfulltiltsPeople who think riding a lift with the bar up makes your dick bigger
Kids with Columbia/HH/North Face outer wear on line skis (TW pros)
The crusty guy who smokes cigarettes when riding the lift as a single

That^ Ha ha! "Pulling the bar down please"........."If you need it" Assholes!
7 years ago
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Slunky
Posts: 691 - Karma: 2,344
That one friend in random pieced together gear and old ass skis who can huck backies and 7s
7 years ago
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-Dan
Posts: 7189 - Karma: 53,458
Anonymous internet skier who judges other skiers based on what they are wearing and decides they are sooo different from themselves resulting in a disliking the other skier when in reality you couldn't be more alike and would probably be great friends had you not become upset by the clothes they decided to wear that day.
7 years ago
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Versace_flame
Posts: 83 - Karma: 363
loshI can't be the only one having trouble visualizing someone who fits this description.

Lmao he’s talking about me
7 years ago
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Versace_flame
Posts: 83 - Karma: 363
TRVP_ANGELI feel like this has never been done before. Thus, I will be the first to do this.

I do it’s about me
7 years ago
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Squilliam_7
Posts: 120 - Karma: 1,139
loshI can't be the only one having trouble visualizing someone who fits this description.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BdNcV0TlJc1/
7 years ago
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270on420out
Posts: 7522 - Karma: 51,280
Every mountain has that one late 20 year old rocking a First Drop/Virtika suit
7 years ago
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Slunky
Posts: 691 - Karma: 2,344
DIRTYBUBBLEEvery mountain has that one late 20 year old rocking a First Drop/Virtika suit

yes
7 years ago
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P-wurps
Posts: 215 - Karma: 1,207
There's always that one person on the hill who wears a Santa hat year round
7 years ago
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s.j.mitchell
Posts: 412 - Karma: 2,212
Kid who does the same trick on each feature every run (aka me)
7 years ago
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