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Skiing Stereotypes

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DrFrosticals
Posts: 31 - Karma: 130
So we all have our own gear and style when we’re skiing, but trends exist, and popular skiers have a lot of influence due to instagram these days, so stereotypes exist. What common stereotypes have you seen in skiing, be it good, bad, or strange?
May 6 2018 8:41PM
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dubmasterskanka
Posts: 788 - Karma: 2,823
Thug-life riders westside till we die xxxxl 2010 ghetto gangsta style.

New Wave Adidas and Thriftshop complete with over the top rockered skis.

Helly-Hansen Arcteryx mixing yobbos with those gay as Smith bike helmets with Oakley Flight Decs.

Kids with All Saga and Faction CT 1.0s or Line TWs

Guys who wear RuRoc helmets and Burton Gear riding Line Chronics mounted -3cm back

Guys and girls who session XL jumplines from a sled with normal looking jackets and pants because if they wear anything else their coaches will smack them.

Guys with Touring gear mounted to Soul 7s and WTR boots who fall on the download ramp of a chairlift consistently.
May 6 2018 9:28PM
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,586
50 year old men in Michigan skiing tele in bounds and bragging about how they don't need "cheater bindings"
May 6 2018 9:34PM
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CLQ
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 11,261
People who have dedicated their whole life to skiing but aren't good enough to go pro so they just shit on anyone that is even slightly different from them.
May 6 2018 10:07PM
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skiguy04
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 1,115
New wave style and its motivation for contest spin chart scale to go bonkers
May 6 2018 10:28PM
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DominatorJacques
Posts: 11236 - Karma: 76,363
The dudes that still wear Onesies! I get a kick out of that.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/782943/Poppin--Thrift-Store-Tags-Vintage-One-Piece-Ski-Suits-Re-Make-2-17
May 7 2018 12:37AM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,889
That moment when I spot a new down-flat-down-flat-down urban rail with a good approach
May 7 2018 11:22AM
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nxtyrsfulltilts
Posts: 430 - Karma: 1,533
People who think riding a lift with the bar up makes your dick bigger
Kids with Columbia/HH/North Face outer wear on line skis (TW pros)
The crusty guy who smokes cigarettes when riding the lift as a single
May 7 2018 1:44PM
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hi_vis360
Posts: 5129 - Karma: 52,400
guy wearing pit vipers telling you about how much cocaine he does
May 7 2018 3:07PM
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Squilliam_7
Posts: 120 - Karma: 1,139
Dude with expensive outerwear, new vishnus or on3p's (backmounted), cant ski for shit and juuls up every lift ride
May 7 2018 3:26PM
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hi_vis360
Posts: 5129 - Karma: 52,400
Squilliam_7Dude with expensive outerwear, new vishnus or on3p's (backmounted), cant ski for shit and juuls up every lift ride


backmounted vishnus?? pics or it didn't happen, sounds very hilarious though
May 7 2018 3:31PM
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Andi_G
Posts: 3086 - Karma: 15,113
Line afterbangs, neither baggy nor fitted pants, no poles, barely able to hit a rail

6 year old with a gopro learning how to snowplow

football jersey, jeans, rentals
May 7 2018 4:38PM
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Squilliam_7
Posts: 120 - Karma: 1,139
Kinda edgy kid who paints his fingernails with a sharpie, wears goodwill clothes with bibs, has a thin, scruffy neckbeard and thin chain and wears rings for some reason. Only throws backflips and sketchy rail stuff
May 7 2018 4:41PM
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losh
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 4,695
Squilliam_7Kinda edgy kid who paints his fingernails with a sharpie, wears goodwill clothes with bibs, has a thin, scruffy neckbeard and thin chain and wears rings for some reason. Only throws backflips and sketchy rail stuff


I can't be the only one having trouble visualizing someone who fits this description.
May 7 2018 5:19PM
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creaturelo
Posts: 623 - Karma: 11,976
people who care too much about what other people are doing
May 7 2018 6:15PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12534 - Karma: 116,684
Squilliam_7Kinda edgy kid who paints his fingernails with a sharpie, wears goodwill clothes with bibs, has a thin, scruffy neckbeard and thin chain and wears rings for some reason. Only throws backflips and sketchy rail stuff


I feel like this has never been done before. Thus, I will be the first to do this.
May 7 2018 6:47PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51923 - Karma: 165,745
Inb4 there's a skiing fashion contest. There's a flat rail, down rail rail, jump and then 2 berms.

Score on overall look, functionality, distinctive style, etc. This course is the run way.


I'm think of doing something like this with a dangly cross earring.

I'm going to give the judges that "my tricks may not be that great but I'll beat you up after my run if you talk shit"

Anybody else ready for the 2018 fashion slopestyle?
May 7 2018 7:00PM
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Squilliam_7
Posts: 120 - Karma: 1,139
BASEDJAHbackmounted vishnus?? pics or it didn't happen, sounds very hilarious though


lol did some insta stalking, found the kid. I was wrong in assuming the vishnus were backmounted and i apologize to the owner. they appear to be in the center.
May 7 2018 7:54PM
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seanahue.
Posts: 2142 - Karma: 3,375
Texans.
May 7 2018 7:54PM
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Squilliam_7
Posts: 120 - Karma: 1,139
the occasional kid skiing on Line KISS Anthems who doesn't fully understand
May 7 2018 7:56PM
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oiucheekykunt
Posts: 185 - Karma: 451
yellow jacket yelling at you to stay out of the trees, slightly pudgy about 50
May 7 2018 8:03PM
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obi_juan
Posts: 43 - Karma: 325
AndrewGravesSVLine afterbangs, neither baggy nor fitted pants, no poles, barely able to hit a rail

thats me
May 7 2018 8:07PM
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,586
A kid breaks his ON3Ps in a ditch
May 7 2018 9:25PM
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DominatorJacques
Posts: 11236 - Karma: 76,363
nxtyrsfulltiltsPeople who think riding a lift with the bar up makes your dick bigger
Kids with Columbia/HH/North Face outer wear on line skis (TW pros)
The crusty guy who smokes cigarettes when riding the lift as a single

That^ Ha ha! "Pulling the bar down please"........."If you need it" Assholes!
May 7 2018 9:32PM
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Slunky
Posts: 690 - Karma: 2,332
That one friend in random pieced together gear and old ass skis who can huck backies and 7s
May 7 2018 9:39PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7153 - Karma: 52,392
Anonymous internet skier who judges other skiers based on what they are wearing and decides they are sooo different from themselves resulting in a disliking the other skier when in reality you couldn't be more alike and would probably be great friends had you not become upset by the clothes they decided to wear that day.
May 7 2018 9:57PM
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Versace_flame
Posts: 83 - Karma: 363
loshI can't be the only one having trouble visualizing someone who fits this description.

Lmao he’s talking about me
May 7 2018 9:59PM
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Versace_flame
Posts: 83 - Karma: 363
TRVP_ANGELI feel like this has never been done before. Thus, I will be the first to do this.

I do it’s about me
May 7 2018 10:02PM
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Squilliam_7
Posts: 120 - Karma: 1,139
loshI can't be the only one having trouble visualizing someone who fits this description.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BdNcV0TlJc1/
May 7 2018 10:10PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7518 - Karma: 51,233
Every mountain has that one late 20 year old rocking a First Drop/Virtika suit
May 7 2018 10:27PM
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Slunky
Posts: 690 - Karma: 2,332
DIRTYBUBBLEEvery mountain has that one late 20 year old rocking a First Drop/Virtika suit

yes
May 7 2018 11:25PM
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P-wurps
Posts: 215 - Karma: 1,207
There's always that one person on the hill who wears a Santa hat year round
May 8 2018 10:46AM
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s.j.mitchell
Posts: 411 - Karma: 2,210
Kid who does the same trick on each feature every run (aka me)
May 8 2018 10:08PM
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