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Ass tat ideas

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Insane

I lost what are the odds, and I need to get an ass tat. I would prefer something less raunchy than SKI FAST EAT ASS haha, anyone have any ideas?

Yes I understand its immature, yes I understand it'll be there forever, no I do not care what my saggy ass looks like when I'm 87, and no I'm not concerned about not being able to get buried in a Jewish graveyard.

POLL

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7 years ago

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"I ride fat twins"

7 years ago

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If I start getting tats there is a 100% chance I will get an old school ns logo on one of my cheeks

7 years ago

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Nard dog

7 years ago

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No Life

I'll pay for it if you'll get it of my NS username. Then you can explain to people that some guy paid to get his name tattooed on your ass, and you accepted because your ass is for sale.

7 years ago

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theabortionator

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Play Ball

Exit only

7 years ago

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Ridiculous

chads gap

7 years ago

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Insane

You could get one like Steve-O that says “Your Name” lol

7 years ago

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MAGA, you won't op

7 years ago

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eheethchads gap

to expand on this, get the jump on one cheek, and the landing on the other.

7 years ago

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Roy Orbison

7 years ago

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iFlipI'll pay for it if you'll get it of my NS username. Then you can explain to people that some guy paid to get his name tattooed on your ass, and you accepted because your ass is for sale.

My roommate has a koala on his ass with my initials on it

I have a dick on my ass so I can't really talk though

7 years ago

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7 years ago

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a donkey wearing a tall t, goggles, skis etc. It's an ass tat of an ass skiing.

7 years ago

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Wannabe

wine glass

7 years ago

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Philadelphia eagles logo

7 years ago

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trvp_angel

7 years ago

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theabortionator

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Play Ball

If you get an NS logo I feel like you should get a donator status.

7 years ago

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We had a couple tattoo guns in a house in college and it got pulled out on particularly raunchy nights

One time, dumbass friend 1 wanted I'm Gay tatted on his ass (he's straight), dumbass friend 2 took charge and now dumbass friend 1 has IM OAY shittily scrawled on his ass permanently

Food for thot

7 years ago

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Loner

Taco Bell logo with live mas right below it. Always a winner in my book.

7 years ago

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SKI BOSS

SKI B on your left cheek
SS on your right
spread your cheeks for the O

7 years ago

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SendyMcSendyface

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ski ass eat fast

7 years ago

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Newb

My goat eating grass on my ass has been a winner for years.

7 years ago

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mwhitetxMy goat eating grass on my ass has been a winner for years.

Somehow I believe you and I am tempted to ask for a pic

7 years ago

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Basement Dweller

7 years ago

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Two bros docking

7 years ago

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A lawnmower

7 years ago

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Addict

This concept but have it be a hand tattooing a dick on your ass

7 years ago

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Ridiculous

You need a tattoo of a butt that has a tattoo of a butt on it’s butt that is on your butt

7 years ago

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7 years ago

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tattoo Sarah Huckabee Sander’s face and make your butthole her mouth

7 years ago

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My homie has Bad tattoed on his ass and its bad ass

7 years ago

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Took our friend to a strip club in Atlanta called the Clermont Lounge "where strippers go to die" (old/fat/gross) and he blacked out and puked in the sink. Got inspired when we left to get an ass tat to commemorate the experience. Sorry for the terrible quality photo but he now has ass boobs

7 years ago

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Here's what I ended up getting, reposted by Barstool Buffalo.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi4Uy-ngJQg/?hl=en

7 years ago

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loshHere's what I ended up getting, reposted by Barstool Buffalo.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi4Uy-ngJQg/?hl=en

Ill try that again https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi4Uy-ngJQg/?hl=en

7 years ago

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loshIll try that again https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi4Uy-ngJQg/?hl=en

Nice ass

7 years ago

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Revision logo

7 years ago

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Peteza_RollzNice ass

you got kik?

7 years ago

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