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Ass tat ideas

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losh
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 4,696
I lost what are the odds, and I need to get an ass tat. I would prefer something less raunchy than SKI FAST EAT ASS haha, anyone have any ideas?

Yes I understand its immature, yes I understand it'll be there forever, no I do not care what my saggy ass looks like when I'm 87, and no I'm not concerned about not being able to get buried in a Jewish graveyard.
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May 2 2018 9:27PM
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,954
"I ride fat twins"
May 2 2018 9:38PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,891
If I start getting tats there is a 100% chance I will get an old school ns logo on one of my cheeks
May 2 2018 9:45PM
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Peteza_Rollz
Posts: 129 - Karma: 1,071
Nard dog
May 2 2018 11:11PM
7 1
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iFlip
Posts: 4544 - Karma: 19,145
I'll pay for it if you'll get it of my NS username. Then you can explain to people that some guy paid to get his name tattooed on your ass, and you accepted because your ass is for sale.
May 2 2018 11:39PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52150 - Karma: 168,511
Exit only
May 3 2018 5:50AM
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eheeth
Posts: 459 - Karma: 2,530
chads gap
May 3 2018 7:35AM
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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075
You could get one like Steve-O that says “Your Name” lol
May 3 2018 11:52AM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 2,102
MAGA, you won't op
May 3 2018 12:17PM
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JakeDalBon
Posts: 191 - Karma: 331
eheethchads gap


to expand on this, get the jump on one cheek, and the landing on the other.
May 3 2018 12:37PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
Roy Orbison
May 3 2018 1:43PM
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profa_212
Posts: 9031 - Karma: 37,834
iFlipI'll pay for it if you'll get it of my NS username. Then you can explain to people that some guy paid to get his name tattooed on your ass, and you accepted because your ass is for sale.

My roommate has a koala on his ass with my initials on it


I have a dick on my ass so I can't really talk though
May 3 2018 2:10PM
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snowpocalypse
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 3,525
May 3 2018 2:14PM
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Mingg
Posts: 14001 - Karma: 49,831
a donkey wearing a tall t, goggles, skis etc. It's an ass tat of an ass skiing.
May 4 2018 12:00AM
7 2
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stimpyskier
Posts: 59 - Karma: 71
wine glass
May 4 2018 11:30AM
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Rum_Ham
Posts: 1449 - Karma: 4,482
Philadelphia eagles logo
May 4 2018 2:03PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12562 - Karma: 117,096
trvp_angel
May 4 2018 4:38PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52150 - Karma: 168,511
If you get an NS logo I feel like you should get a donator status.
May 4 2018 7:35PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,317
We had a couple tattoo guns in a house in college and it got pulled out on particularly raunchy nights

One time, dumbass friend 1 wanted I'm Gay tatted on his ass (he's straight), dumbass friend 2 took charge and now dumbass friend 1 has IM OAY shittily scrawled on his ass permanently

Food for thot
May 4 2018 7:43PM
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IHUFFPAINT
Posts: 206 - Karma: 444
Taco Bell logo with live mas right below it. Always a winner in my book.
May 4 2018 9:35PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,983
SKI BOSS

SKI B on your left cheek
SS on your right
spread your cheeks for the O
May 5 2018 11:32AM
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 2966 - Karma: 25,931
ski ass eat fast
May 6 2018 8:51PM
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mwhitetx
Posts: 2 - Karma: 28
My goat eating grass on my ass has been a winner for years.
May 6 2018 11:30PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,891
mwhitetxMy goat eating grass on my ass has been a winner for years.


Somehow I believe you and I am tempted to ask for a pic
May 8 2018 12:40PM
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GayWolf420
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May 8 2018 12:48PM
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JamaicanWeezer
Posts: 82 - Karma: 186
Two bros docking
May 8 2018 3:43PM
3 0
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270on420out
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A lawnmower
May 8 2018 10:10PM
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Young_patty
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This concept but have it be a hand tattooing a dick on your ass
May 10 2018 1:56PM
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Segsxi
Posts: 457 - Karma: 1,675
You need a tattoo of a butt that has a tattoo of a butt on it’s butt that is on your butt
May 10 2018 2:19PM
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.SHAGGY.
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 3,285
May 12 2018 11:30PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,864
tattoo Sarah Huckabee Sander’s face and make your butthole her mouth
May 15 2018 7:18PM
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Crust_Station
Posts: 522 - Karma: 1,852
My homie has Bad tattoed on his ass and its bad ass
May 16 2018 3:50PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4707 - Karma: 8,801
Took our friend to a strip club in Atlanta called the Clermont Lounge "where strippers go to die" (old/fat/gross) and he blacked out and puked in the sink. Got inspired when we left to get an ass tat to commemorate the experience. Sorry for the terrible quality photo but he now has ass boobs
May 16 2018 6:29PM
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losh
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 4,696
Here's what I ended up getting, reposted by Barstool Buffalo.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi4Uy-ngJQg/?hl=en
May 18 2018 10:49AM
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losh
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 4,696
loshHere's what I ended up getting, reposted by Barstool Buffalo.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi4Uy-ngJQg/?hl=en


Ill try that again https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi4Uy-ngJQg/?hl=en
May 18 2018 10:50AM
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Peteza_Rollz
Posts: 129 - Karma: 1,071
loshIll try that again https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi4Uy-ngJQg/?hl=en

Nice ass
May 18 2018 1:40PM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6472 - Karma: 74,824
Revision logo
May 21 2018 11:44PM
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losh
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 4,696
Peteza_RollzNice ass


you got kik?
May 23 2018 11:29AM
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