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heyhey
Posts: 160 - Karma: 10
i was at a party on saturday night and i passed out. my friends thought it might be funny to shave my balls... i have no hair anywhere on my balls or base of my dick now... im going to kill them, but any idea on how long till it will grow back (im 15)?
Feb 13 2005 6:24PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
...your friends shaved your balls? you know that isn't normal, right? the fact that you still talk to them makes you just as homosexual as them.



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Feb 13 2005 6:25PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
your friends shaved you when you were passed out? Thats perhaps the gayest thing I have ever heard, you better make new friends before you pass out again, and they take turns fucking you in the ass


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Feb 13 2005 6:26PM
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ktlu
Posts: 2491 - Karma: 25
hahaha... thats pretty fucking messed up

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Feb 13 2005 6:27PM
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SKItheBURG
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 10
who comes up with the idea to take a kids pants off and shave his manhood? gaayyy. personally, i passed out this weekend and had toothpaste put all over me, that was good times.
Feb 13 2005 6:29PM
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heyhey
Posts: 160 - Karma: 10
ya i know it does suck alot, but how long will it take to grow back?
Feb 13 2005 6:30PM
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mark311
Posts: 508 - Karma: 21
haha, you got owned, son. duct tape them to a tree, that will teach them. then pants them. always a good laugh.
Feb 13 2005 6:31PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
dude, pubes dont grow back, man.



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Feb 13 2005 6:32PM
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Mike2.0
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 10
Fuck thats homsexual.....are they proud of it?
Feb 13 2005 6:32PM
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heyhey
Posts: 160 - Karma: 10
are you serious... they wont grow back. damn there dead. but i have a question, why do people shave there nuts if they wont grow back?
Feb 13 2005 6:33PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
lol, yeah, pubes don'grow back


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Feb 13 2005 6:34PM
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wuestinator
Posts: 2394 - Karma: 15
dude, if anyone else besides a woman even though i wouldn't trust one shaved my balls, i would feel gay as hell.



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Feb 13 2005 6:34PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
they don't like pubes? i dunno. but have fun looking like a 9 year old your whole life. maybe you can go into porn.



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Feb 13 2005 6:35PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
haha, get some rogain or whatever that stuff that grows hair is...
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Feb 13 2005 6:42PM
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Good_Deed
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 1,321
ew


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Feb 13 2005 6:44PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
never growing back dude, i hope you enjoyed them while you had them



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Feb 13 2005 6:50PM
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Kevo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136
Man that is messed up.
Feb 13 2005 9:11PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
you know that means they touched you down there. they touched you down there! that is wrong. the good thing is at least they can't really brag about it to anyone. but that's just fucked up. good luck trying to grow them back
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Feb 13 2005 9:15PM
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BxB
Posts: 809 - Karma: 38
wtf? who does that? get some new friends haha, ive gottin my eyebrows shaved while i was out but not my balls...........

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Feb 13 2005 9:15PM
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Reonic
Posts: 430 - Karma: 10
ur pubes will grow back.......believe me, shaved my balls on a dare once, and i got a full head of hair now........was deff worth $250
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Feb 13 2005 9:17PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
hahahah oh man that's so gay. you pass out and the first thing your friends think to do is molest you? thats hilarious
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Feb 13 2005 9:19PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
shut up reonic you bitch. you know they did molest you right kid? just think about that. you got molested by your friends
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Feb 13 2005 9:21PM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
wow... yah man you have some severly strange friends, id check and make sure they didnt like sodomize you or peform any depraved sex acts, maybe they just shaved your pubes to make sure there was no dna evidence to tie them to the crime, anyways i think the only way to regain any respect is to kill them all,
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Feb 13 2005 9:23PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
yeah, you better wear kevlar underwear with a lock on it from now on.


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Feb 13 2005 9:25PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
... dave chapell was right... he has the funniest stand up routine about why he doesnt drink with white people. He says that they always end up doing some borderline homosexual thing to their passed out friends... he gave the example of a carrot up the ass. i suggest you watch it, and get more black friends.
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Feb 13 2005 9:28PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
wow thats fucked up... you might not still be a straight-virgin. who knows what else they did to you. no worries some girls like it smooth
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Feb 13 2005 9:31PM
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proZach
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you should tell everyone they shaved your balls. faggots.
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Feb 13 2005 9:43PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
hes 15, i dont think he will be having tons of sexual incounters.


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Feb 13 2005 9:54PM
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arsenal601
Posts: 1590 - Karma: 12
im sorry for you


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Feb 13 2005 10:05PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
damn....... just.... damn, you need new friends.. NOW !

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Feb 13 2005 10:19PM
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xxSimsxx
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
honestly.. who does that?
Feb 13 2005 10:24PM
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Reonic
Posts: 430 - Karma: 10
um.......yeah......not a bitch......and ur friends are flamers
Da....da.....cant think of a cool name.....so call me.........(i just feel asleep....)
Feb 14 2005 4:23PM
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vantownloc
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 12
'wow, you suck'
Feb 14 2005 4:26PM
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Utahpowderskier
Posts: 1336 - Karma: 14
^actually his friends did that for him.
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Feb 14 2005 4:30PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
hahahah, this whole thread put me into hysterics... But yeah... you're bushless for life now. they don't grow back.


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Feb 14 2005 4:31PM
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vantownloc
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 12
snap!
Feb 14 2005 4:31PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
p.s. is it itchy yet?


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Feb 14 2005 4:31PM
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vantownloc
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 12
did you see that guy's balls? yeah, they were weird lookin.
Feb 14 2005 4:32PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
HAHAHA the best part about this thread is the (Im only 15). He was so proud of that fuzz he was growin it took him so long. Now all that hard work is gone where is the sympathy.




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Feb 14 2005 4:35PM
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Von
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dude it will grow back and it will hurt like a bitch
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Feb 14 2005 4:36PM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
HAhahahahaha
When it grows back it's gonna itch like hell!!!




if shes with a new guy then that means you either have a small penis or you suck at having sex or both so just kill yourself now and end your pain!
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Feb 14 2005 4:42PM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
Your friends are gay.




if shes with a new guy then that means you either have a small penis or you suck at having sex or both so just kill yourself now and end your pain!
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Feb 14 2005 4:43PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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tht better be a gay joke because if they seriously did that then the only way to regain respect is to duct tape them to their house and burn them and their family and their house to the ground....im serious too
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Feb 14 2005 4:45PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
if someone did that too me i would take a baseball bat to their face and balls and make sure they can never have kids again, so they can never bring anymore faggots like their self into this world




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Feb 14 2005 4:59PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
shave their legs for revenge. leg hair doesn't grow back, you know.


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Feb 14 2005 5:09PM
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VTskier3
Posts: 542 - Karma: 13
that's pretty fucked up. at least they didnt' nair your balls. i've seen a guy who's done that and it's gnarly looking. it will grow back..don't listen to them. and yes, it will itch like hell



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Feb 14 2005 5:41PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
nice friends you have theyre fellah pretty comfortable with theyre sexuality.








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Feb 14 2005 5:55PM
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Deschey
Posts: 249 - Karma: 10
you need to call your friends gay infront of the whole school and tell everyone that they shaved your balls

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Feb 14 2005 6:14PM
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Utahpowderskier
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yeah, and then after that kill yourself because the rest of the student body cant be that far behind.
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Feb 14 2005 6:22PM
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Feb 14 2005 6:58PM
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DAMICO
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hahaha your friends are a bunch of ham riders...

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