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.FRY.
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I’m a ski instructor, and I had to teach some British groups this spring. Anyways, all the stereotypes about them are true. They’re all ugly, have bad teeth, and are rude little shits. Also one of the kids had like a really noticably fucked up face. It looked like it happened like a day prior that’s how bad it was. He was saying how he likes to skateboard, so I was like, “is that how you fucked up your face so bad?”. His response was an awkward “no” lol.
Apr 13 2018 9:40PM
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JoeF2661
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I'm sure James woods would be happy 2 year this.
Apr 13 2018 10:06PM
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Govygen_gourmet
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.FryThey’re all ugly, have bad teeth, and are rude little shits. Also one of the kids had like a really noticably fucked up face.


Inbreeding is a common occurrence on the isles, what else would you expect from an isolated population i'm sure that over the centuries some bloodlines had to have made multiple crossovers. Deformities are the result of inbreeding or incest whatever you want to call it.
Apr 14 2018 12:00PM
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iced
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I feel like brits are are either clean educated, and well mannered, or chimney sweeping rats who cannot pronounce the first letter of every English word
Apr 14 2018 12:19PM
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DirtYStylE
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icedI feel like brits are are either clean educated, and well mannered, or chimney sweeping rats who cannot pronounce the first letter of every English word


I had the same thought about OPs mom
Apr 14 2018 2:23PM
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JmckR
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320 million yanks and you can't even qualify for the World Cup... probably because 95% of your population looks like Peter Griffin (yes including the women).
Apr 14 2018 4:08PM
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.lencon
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jmckay7320 million yanks and you can't even qualify for the World Cup... probably because 95% of your population looks like Peter Griffin (yes including the women).



Apr 14 2018 5:19PM
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GayWolf420
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ha ha ha ha ha.....what a story, mark.
Apr 14 2018 6:05PM
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.FRY.
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JoeF2661I'm sure James woods would be happy 2 year this.

fuck em
Apr 14 2018 9:03PM
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JoeF2661
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jmckay7320 million yanks and you can't even qualify for the World Cup... probably because 95% of your population looks like Peter Griffin (yes including the women).


When was the last time England did anything important in world SOCCER? My memory cant go back that far. Choke fucking artists. That being said c'mon hoops!!!
Apr 14 2018 9:06PM
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Dddsz
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jmckay7320 million yanks and you can't even qualify for the World Cup... probably because 95% of your population looks like Peter Griffin (yes including the women).


We don't waste time with your weak ass sports. Hockey players don't fall over like little bitches to draw a penalty. They take hits like men. If Brits were real men, they wouldn't have gotten their asses kicked by a bunch of rebels in the war. Shove that up your royal ass, bitch!
Apr 15 2018 12:41AM
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powpatrol
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Yeah sure quite a large amount of brits are ultra chavs with bad manners and the inability to pronounce words but couldn’t British people say the exact same about Americans? It would be kinda easy to take the piss out of Americans accents and culture or their inflated egos. Some british people have a burning hatred for Americans and vice versa.
Personally I don’t see any problem as long as money is being put into skiing then i’m happy and that’s what this website is for...right?
Apr 15 2018 6:31AM
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robbinJAHood
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I too taught some Brits this spring and I thought of them to be the most polite and respectful kids I have ever met. They were funny and the girls were all really pretty. I had a great time skiing with them for 5 days and we all learned a lot from each other. I also thought it was awesome that they call a fart a “trump.” (They started that long before Donald though)
Apr 15 2018 7:55AM
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CLQ
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Americans really can't talk shit about other nationalities.
Apr 15 2018 12:12PM
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oiucheekykunt
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JoeF2661When was the last time England did anything important in world SOCCER? My memory cant go back that far. Choke fucking artists. That being said c'mon hoops!!!
QPR or celtic?
Apr 15 2018 1:31PM
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JoeF2661
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oiucheekykuntQPR or celtic?


Celtic f.c my boy!!!!
Apr 15 2018 1:37PM
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oiucheekykunt
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JoeF2661Celtic f.c my boy!!!!


nice
Apr 15 2018 1:40PM
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skistupid
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You are so naive.
Apr 15 2018 4:47PM
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JTTrembles
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jmckay7320 million yanks and you can't even qualify for the World Cup... probably because 95% of your population looks like Peter Griffin (yes including the women).


Hey, remember 1776?
Apr 15 2018 11:00PM
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Govygen_gourmet
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.Fryfuck em


You just lost your privelage to post on NS... BOI
Apr 15 2018 11:14PM
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JoeF2661
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CLQAmericans really can't talk shit about other nationalities.


Pretty sure we can. We're Americans and we kind of kick ass if you dont know.
Apr 16 2018 12:52AM
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CLQ
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JTTremblesHey, remember 1776?


Remember 1814?
Apr 16 2018 1:01AM
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JTTrembles
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CLQRemember 1814?


Not as much of a triumph, as England was only able to occupy Washington for 26 hours
Apr 16 2018 8:58AM
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coolflash8
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robbinJAHoodI too taught some Brits this spring and I thought of them to be the most polite and respectful kids I have ever met. They were funny and the girls were all really pretty. I had a great time skiing with them for 5 days and we all learned a lot from each other. I also thought it was awesome that they call a fart a “trump.” (They started that long before Donald though)


teehee fuck drumpf amirite?
/s
Apr 16 2018 2:24PM
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DirtYStylE
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JTTremblesHey, remember 1776?


yeah, what a time to be alive
Apr 16 2018 4:40PM
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PacificRimJob
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Brits are a diverse bunch...

The southern English are generally a bunch of twatty bratty dorks who are either a hugh grant sadboi waiting for their manic pixie dreamgirl to move out of camden where theyve been having fun slooting it up and make them a wife so they can move away from living off meat pies...

The Midlands and Yorkshire english are less English-english and more Pakistani or Indian-English, and make probably the best food in the whole country... all while having to deal with the Brexiter types (basically Birmingham England might as well be Birmingham Alabama at times...

The Merseyside and Mancs are generally unintelligible but nice... but dont talk about football, or pick a colour, becase they will turn into crips and bloods real fast.

The northern English... lets say like.. Tyne and Wear Geordies and Mackems... Theyre not even really English... Theyre more like the scottish. Either that or they are just their own thing... I recomment Newcastle, folks... they also make good beer, obviously.

The scottish are fucking awesome. Theyre like Irish, but less sketchy (think Brad Pitt in Snatch - scots arent like that). But they are also very punchy if you say shit to piss them off after theyve had a few too many tennants plugged into their veins. Scottish women will suck your dick to the root and then punch you in the face. Its hot. Nothing in Braveheart was at all legitimate and they didnt even get the dates right in that movie. pathetic shit.

The Irish arent british so we wont go there.
Apr 17 2018 2:45PM
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powpatrol
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DingoSeanBrits are a diverse bunch...

The southern English are generally a bunch of twatty bratty dorks who are either a hugh grant sadboi waiting for their manic pixie dreamgirl to move out of camden where theyve been having fun slooting it up and make them a wife so they can move away from living off meat pies...

The Midlands and Yorkshire english are less English-english and more Pakistani or Indian-English, and make probably the best food in the whole country... all while having to deal with the Brexiter types (basically Birmingham England might as well be Birmingham Alabama at times...

The Merseyside and Mancs are generally unintelligible but nice... but dont talk about football, or pick a colour, becase they will turn into crips and bloods real fast.

The northern English... lets say like.. Tyne and Wear Geordies and Mackems... Theyre not even really English... Theyre more like the scottish. Either that or they are just their own thing... I recomment Newcastle, folks... they also make good beer, obviously.

The scottish are fucking awesome. Theyre like Irish, but less sketchy (think Brad Pitt in Snatch - scots arent like that). But they are also very punchy if you say shit to piss them off after theyve had a few too many tennants plugged into their veins. Scottish women will suck your dick to the root and then punch you in the face. Its hot. Nothing in Braveheart was at all legitimate and they didnt even get the dates right in that movie. pathetic shit.

The Irish arent british so we wont go there.

The northern most Scottish and southern most Cornish are the only good British
Apr 17 2018 3:04PM
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JmckR
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DingoSeanBrits are a diverse bunch...

The southern English are generally a bunch of twatty bratty dorks who are either a hugh grant sadboi waiting for their manic pixie dreamgirl to move out of camden where theyve been having fun slooting it up and make them a wife so they can move away from living off meat pies...

The Midlands and Yorkshire english are less English-english and more Pakistani or Indian-English, and make probably the best food in the whole country... all while having to deal with the Brexiter types (basically Birmingham England might as well be Birmingham Alabama at times...

The Merseyside and Mancs are generally unintelligible but nice... but dont talk about football, or pick a colour, becase they will turn into crips and bloods real fast.

The northern English... lets say like.. Tyne and Wear Geordies and Mackems... Theyre not even really English... Theyre more like the scottish. Either that or they are just their own thing... I recomment Newcastle, folks... they also make good beer, obviously.

The scottish are fucking awesome. Theyre like Irish, but less sketchy (think Brad Pitt in Snatch - scots arent like that). But they are also very punchy if you say shit to piss them off after theyve had a few too many tennants plugged into their veins. Scottish women will suck your dick to the root and then punch you in the face. Its hot. Nothing in Braveheart was at all legitimate and they didnt even get the dates right in that movie. pathetic shit.

The Irish arent british so we wont go there.


Can't believe you went to all that effort writing that paragraph even though both you and I know it's total bullshit...lmao
Apr 17 2018 3:24PM
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PacificRimJob
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jmckay7Can't believe you went to all that effort writing that paragraph even though both you and I know it's total bullshit...lmao


Hey, when you're fighting the flu, you have lots of time on your hands for fake news, bruv
Apr 17 2018 3:33PM
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JTTrembles
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DingoSeanBrits are a diverse bunch...

The southern English are generally a bunch of twatty bratty dorks who are either a hugh grant sadboi waiting for their manic pixie dreamgirl to move out of camden where theyve been having fun slooting it up and make them a wife so they can move away from living off meat pies...

The Midlands and Yorkshire english are less English-english and more Pakistani or Indian-English, and make probably the best food in the whole country... all while having to deal with the Brexiter types (basically Birmingham England might as well be Birmingham Alabama at times...

The Merseyside and Mancs are generally unintelligible but nice... but dont talk about football, or pick a colour, becase they will turn into crips and bloods real fast.

The northern English... lets say like.. Tyne and Wear Geordies and Mackems... Theyre not even really English... Theyre more like the scottish. Either that or they are just their own thing... I recomment Newcastle, folks... they also make good beer, obviously.

The scottish are fucking awesome. Theyre like Irish, but less sketchy (think Brad Pitt in Snatch - scots arent like that). But they are also very punchy if you say shit to piss them off after theyve had a few too many tennants plugged into their veins. Scottish women will suck your dick to the root and then punch you in the face. Its hot. Nothing in Braveheart was at all legitimate and they didnt even get the dates right in that movie. pathetic shit.

The Irish arent british so we wont go there.


It is clear we are dealing with some kind of multi national savant!
Apr 18 2018 10:01AM
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PaddyGraham
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JoeF2661I'm sure James woods would be happy 2 year this.

Haha Paddy Graham and Billy Morgan too
Apr 18 2018 9:27PM
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PaddyGraham
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First of all, yes, the British stereotype does have crooked teeth, and a lot of Brits do live up to their stereotype. Ugly though? I’m not sure. A lot of brits are quite good looking and if not, who really gives a shit about looks? You can have shit looks, but a good personality. Second of all, you think they’ve got a fucked up personality but that may have only been the people that you met. I’ve also observed that most Americans can’t get the british sense of humour and find it insulting at times even though they are trying to make you laugh. Third of all, some of the worlds greatest skiers are brits. Including James Woodsy (who is also one of the kindest skiers), Billy Morgan and Paddy Graham. They’re all really nice guys. I’ve had british ski instructors and I find them to be some of the nicest and funniest. I literally got my passion for freestyle skiing from a British ski instructor.
Apr 18 2018 10:09PM
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PaddyGraham
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Govygen_gourmetYou just lost your privelage to post on NS... BOI

You got that fucking right. James Woods is a bloody legend.
Apr 18 2018 10:12PM
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49566738265
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JTTremblesHey, remember 1776?


Which is also fairly close to the last time England won a World Cup. Of course, the last time we played England in the World Cup and their media went crazy with how easy the group was, they scraped through the group in the second spot after a 1-1 draw with the US.

So when it comes to soccer, England can shut the fuck up until they show up and do something important on the international stage rather than comparing themselves to the US....which places soccer as it's 5 or 6th most popular sport.
Apr 19 2018 5:47PM
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powpatrol
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Dustin.soccer


Football*
Apr 19 2018 6:03PM
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