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skierjohncrew
Posts: 41 - Karma: 353
It was a bright sunny day as me and the crew hiked up the burg for a day of shredding (hill closed a month ago.) as we approached the melting 10 foot money booter one of my boys propelled into the air at absurd velocities and whipped out the bunkest looking cork 7 known to man. No grab no style no nothing. Personally I was relatively baffled by this notion. Why are skiers pushing the agenda and throwing wack no Steele helicopter spins when we could all just be out here throwing shuffles with our friends. In skiing I promote the idealism that we all slow down and throw more front flips. It would be a benificial notion to the sport and promote far less injuries and more style.
Mar 30 2018 9:41PM
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MarkoMark
Posts: 176 - Karma: 880
Yo, what? Hahaha
Mar 31 2018 10:30AM
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Throwitslownlow
Posts: 13 - Karma: -16
Side flips.
Mar 31 2018 10:36AM
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tdollo
Posts: 3794 - Karma: 18,734
sounds like you guys did a bunch of drugs up there
Mar 31 2018 2:56PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51739 - Karma: 163,474
I think it was a straight air but his ski smashing you in the head pushed him into a life or death spiral toward the ground. Somehow summoning any new wave knowledge he picked up through these threads and setting her down feet first.

I think you may be concussed my dear friend OP
Mar 31 2018 3:35PM
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Young_patty
Posts: 3290 - Karma: 38,146
You should have taught him a lesson by choking him out with your scarf. Fuck skiing a certain way, it’s not the way I like to ski so it’s gay!
Apr 1 2018 12:49AM
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