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montanabandits
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Hello, my name is Jack Feick and today, I went full retard. I got back from a backcountry tour the other day and was in the process of storing my Fischer profoil ranger skins. I am not a backcountry expert, or even novice for that matter. I folded my skins completely in half and now they are stuck as fuck together. Does anyone know how I can improve my shitty situation and get my skins unstuck together? Does anyone have experience with this specific skin? How do I get out of this hole I dug myself into?
Mar 11 2018 6:02PM
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_____alfredo____
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ur fucked
Mar 11 2018 6:29PM
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pockets*
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put them in the freezer and try to pull them apart after they've been in there for a while
Mar 11 2018 8:52PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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horse
Mar 11 2018 9:16PM
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.lencon
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TRVP_ANGELhorse


semen
Mar 11 2018 9:30PM
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skiP.E.I.
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just rip em apart. that's how everyone does it. Use cheat sheets to make it easier.
Mar 11 2018 10:23PM
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RudyGarmisch
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They’re ruined. I’ll buy them for $40.
Mar 12 2018 2:04AM
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LazKau
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Attatch one end to the back of one car, and the opposite end to the back of another. Drive the cars in opposite directions.
Mar 12 2018 9:06AM
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*St4th0s*
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The only way
LazKauAttatch one end to the back of one car, and the opposite end to the back of another. Drive the cars in opposite directions.
Mar 12 2018 9:27AM
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OregonDead
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PoacherManHello, my name is Jack Feick and today, I went full retard. I got back from a backcountry tour the other day and was in the process of storing my Fischer profoil ranger skins. I am not a backcountry expert, or even novice for that matter. I folded my skins completely in half and now they are stuck as fuck together. Does anyone know how I can improve my shitty situation and get my skins unstuck together? Does anyone have experience with this specific skin? How do I get out of this hole I dug myself into?


We are going to need some pictures of the hole if you want us to help you. Are you still in the hole? As for the skins, getting them folded perfectly in half is the hard part.
Mar 12 2018 3:04PM
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snowpocalypse
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put on your tank top and let your guns do the work. Pull them ass holes apart.
Mar 12 2018 5:49PM
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pjbagel
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When you pull them apart they will, unfortunately, be twice as sticky now due to the double sided stick theorem. They will no longer work on your skis unless you want to rip off your bases. They will be great for waxing your body hair.
Mar 12 2018 8:19PM
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rballs_
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You're probably really ugly too
Mar 16 2018 10:51PM
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Rockhound
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Uh oh. Good chance you ruined the glue and it's now spread very inconsistently throughout

good news the solution is easy, just pop em in the microwave under the "popcorn" setting (2:35 if yours is an older model) and the glue should be reset and ready to go!
Mar 21 2018 3:55PM
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