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Would you smash Lisa Zimmerman if she shit on your floor

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hoodcrew
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Title says it all, hypothetically if Lisa Z shit on your floor would you still be down to smash?
7 years ago
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HAIRYNGROSS23
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why would she shit on the floor when she has my mouth
7 years ago
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jib_roni
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MinggLast night my boyfriend name dropped Lisa in the middle of doing the dirty.

Much depress. ):

To clear things up. I didn’t say oh Lisa or anything like that. I asked for her to shit on the floor and she said no. I then responded with “Lisa would do it.” Needless to say my night got cut short.
7 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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FIRAT81 dislikes, woah...


Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
7 years ago
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weedoo
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DieselChevysimagine Gus and Lisa smashing


Im good thanks
7 years ago
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STwoops
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MinggLast night my boyfriend name dropped Lisa in the middle of doing the dirty.

Much depress. ):


If she could triple.
7 years ago
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STwoops
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI love my girlfriend, so nah


Dog on the real get a life.
7 years ago
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JAHpow
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DieselChevysimagine Gus and Lisa smashing


Imagine the baby Jon Olsson and Lisa could make. The looks would definitely come from Jon just sayin.
7 years ago
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b.janders
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Why is this a thread
7 years ago
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robbinJAHood
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dylanthreesixNot without consent.


Thank you for this lol
7 years ago
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GayWolf420
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NSwidowHow the fuck is this reply still here? Some fucking nobody talking about "hate fucking" a pro female skier. No wonder theres hardly any women on this site. You're scum mate.


hate fucking is where you draw the line but not shitting on the floor?
7 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI love my girlfriend, so nah


We broke up, so now I'd fuck her, consent given of course.
7 years ago
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firecrotch
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BigPurpleSkiSuitWe broke up, so now I'd fuck her, consent given of course.


quality bump
7 years ago
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JoeF2661
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Before google search: cant believe all you mosoginsitic pigs, have some respect for the lady.
After google: ya mafockers see that playboy shoot! Poop ain't no thang.
7 years ago
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profa_212
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BigPurpleSkiSuitWe broke up, so now I'd fuck her, consent given of course.


Had no idea there were 100 people left on this site but your downvotes helped me learn something new today
7 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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This was one of my first posts too.
Profahoben_212Had no idea there were 100 people left on this site but your downvotes helped me learn something new today
7 years ago
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DirtYStylE
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I doubt we will ever hear this story
7 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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One can dream
7 years ago
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CLQ
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This thread, much like the hoodcrew, sucks.
7 years ago
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GrandThings
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They still fuck yo bitch tho...
7 years ago
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AstroKush
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Nobody here said anything about making a huge wave of poo splash while smashing a pro's pile of wet beer-induced diarrhea with their new 110mm wide fat skis on first run.
7 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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We got back together, sorry lisa, missed your chance
7 years ago
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Jesse_
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BigPurpleSkiSuitWe got back together, sorry lisa, missed your chance


Mind if I ask why you guys broke up in the first place and why you're back together again?
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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She has trust issues, but we both know that each of us cares about the other no matter what. It's not a perfect relationship but it's a work in progress.
Jesse_Mind if I ask why you guys broke up in the first place and why you're back together again?
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Jesse_
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BigPurpleSkiSuitShe has trust issues, but we both know that each of us cares about the other no matter what. It's not a perfect relationship but it's a work in progress.


Ah ok that's understandable I guess, I was just super curious cause if you got back together and the reason for the initial breakup was one of you cheated or sum I would've been concerned
7 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Year 2 of asking hoodcrew to let us in on this epic
6 years ago
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SofaKingSick
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Sorry guys but the fact that some of you think this thread has anything to do with a real life story is why retards.com redirects to Newschoolers.com
6 years ago
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danbrown
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SofaKingSickSorry guys but the fact that some of you think this thread has anything to do with a real life story is why retards.com redirects to Newschoolers.com


Haha it does though
6 years ago
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GrandThings
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI love my girlfriend, so nah


I've literally never seen a post with so many downvotes hahahah
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Truth is stranger than fiction.
SofaKingSickSorry guys but the fact that some of you think this thread has anything to do with a real life story is why retards.com redirects to Newschoolers.com
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TRVP_ANGEL
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BigPurpleSkiSuitYear 2 of asking hoodcrew to let us in on this epic


My private source expanded a bit on this story and the answer to this epic saga was


Yes
6 years ago
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GrandThings
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TRVP_ANGELMy private source expanded a bit on this story and the answer to this epic saga was


Yes


Pics or it didnt happen
6 years ago
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CharlzHub
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Only if she can pee in my butt
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Hi
5 years ago
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coolflash8
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Ew an asshole gross
5 years ago
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Lonely
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Ew gross butthole
5 years ago
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CLQ
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI love my girlfriend, so nah


love no thottie
5 years ago
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ModMommy
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eww a bunghole
5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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CLQlove no thottie


You're goddamn right
5 years ago
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coolflash8
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safarisameww a bunghole

Yours tho
5 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI love my girlfriend, so nah


this didnt age well
5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I stand by my previous statement given the time and circumstance
Dogfartthis didnt age well


**This post was edited on Apr 17th 2020 at 9:54:32am
5 years ago
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Mixy
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ew anus
5 years ago
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Young_patty
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if it was on the hardwood: yes

If it was on the rug: no
5 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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NSwidowHow the fuck is this reply still here? Some fucking nobody talking about "hate fucking" a pro female skier. No wonder theres hardly any women on this site. You're scum mate.


lool
5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Young_pattyif it was on the hardwood: yes

If it was on the rug: no



5 years ago
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dogfacematt
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Roll in the shit, then smash, yes
5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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dogfacemattRoll in the shit, then smash, yes



5 years ago
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Mingg
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jib_roniTo clear things up. I didn’t say oh Lisa or anything like that. I asked for her to shit on the floor and she said no. I then responded with “Lisa would do it.” Needless to say my night got cut short.


This is the best thing you’ve ever posted btw
5 years ago
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Mixy
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Glad to see this is an announcement, very important stuff here
5 years ago
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