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Would you smash Lisa Zimmerman if she shit on your floor

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hoodcrew
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Title says it all, hypothetically if Lisa Z shit on your floor would you still be down to smash?
Feb 7 2018 11:23PM
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270on420out
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Duh
Feb 7 2018 11:23PM
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littlecat
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Did this hypothetically happen to Scrappy?
Feb 7 2018 11:24PM
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Peteza_Rollz
Posts: 129 - Karma: 1,071
I'd prolly eat it if it came from that ass
Feb 7 2018 11:39PM
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DayMan
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She could mail me a piece of her shit and I'd still get a boner
Feb 7 2018 11:46PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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story time hoodcrew?
Feb 8 2018 12:08AM
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WoFIowz
Posts: 9790 - Karma: 72,418
Is there something you're not telling us?
Feb 8 2018 1:35AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I love my girlfriend, so nah
Feb 8 2018 3:12AM
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schommi97
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I’d rather have shit not involved but she sure looks like something i could take a couple hits off of
Feb 8 2018 8:32AM
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danbrown
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lol mudpile meekus
Feb 8 2018 8:32AM
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SofaKingSick
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Checked the date of the thread when I read "smash"
Feb 8 2018 9:12AM
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K-Dot.
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I'd be pretty upset that it was on my floor and not my chest
Feb 8 2018 9:42AM
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coolflash8
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Duh
Feb 8 2018 10:06AM
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chase.
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Love hot steamers eat that shit for breakfast!
Feb 8 2018 2:05PM
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JWillySkeez
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Best thread on NS in a while. Also yes .
Feb 8 2018 2:18PM
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corona
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K-Dot.I'd be pretty upset that it was on my floor and not my chest


my sides
Feb 8 2018 2:43PM
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Chubz.
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bruh she could shit on me and i'd still smash
Feb 8 2018 3:08PM
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JWillySkeez
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Chubz.bruh she could shit on me and i'd still smash


This
Feb 8 2018 3:23PM
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chacha33
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I'd crawl through three miles of shattered glass just to sniff a chair she sat on in third grade fuq u mean
Feb 8 2018 3:31PM
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GrandThings
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Hoodcrew will deliver with story
Feb 8 2018 3:31PM
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GrandThings
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(Oh and yes, of course I would)
Feb 8 2018 3:32PM
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STwoops
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Lisa and Meeks ❤️❤️❤️
Feb 8 2018 4:12PM
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PUFFY
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Feb 8 2018 5:38PM
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SkiTheYeast
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Who wouldn't? hypothetically of course
Feb 8 2018 6:45PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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The referenced post has been removed.


*Badum tssssssss*
Feb 8 2018 6:57PM
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weedoo
Posts: 650 - Karma: 1,843
Shes probably reading this thread
Feb 8 2018 8:38PM
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Titus69
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Does she wipe afterwards?

Either way, probably.
Feb 8 2018 8:45PM
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percs
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Forster u did not
Feb 8 2018 9:00PM
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Puzzled
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toasting in epic bread
Feb 8 2018 9:19PM
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skierman
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 7,758
If by "shit on your floor" you mean, "shitting on hoodcrew for completely changing their style to imitate the Bunch" then yes, I would.
Feb 8 2018 9:21PM
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Session
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skiermanIf by "shit on your floor" you mean, "shitting on hoodcrew for completely changing their style to imitate the Bunch" then yes, I would.


God that was such a pathetic reach to just barely fucking deliver your punchline. 2/10 goon. You can do better.
Feb 8 2018 9:29PM
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NSwidow
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The referenced post has been removed.


How the fuck is this reply still here? Some fucking nobody talking about "hate fucking" a pro female skier. No wonder theres hardly any women on this site. You're scum mate.
Feb 8 2018 9:50PM
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JTTrembles
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NSwidowHow the fuck is this reply still here? Some fucking nobody talking about "hate fucking" a pro female skier. No wonder theres hardly any women on this site. You're scum mate.


I mean I'd hate her guts if she shit on my floor but I'd still be down
Feb 8 2018 9:59PM
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skierman
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SessionGod that was such a pathetic reach to just barely fucking deliver your punchline. 2/10 goon. You can do better.


I probably could if I cared to think longer than 10 seconds before making a post.
Feb 8 2018 10:18PM
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dylanthreesix
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Not without consent.
Feb 8 2018 10:54PM
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Jesse_
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skiermanI probably could if I cared to think longer than 10 seconds before making a post.


This is legit the lamest excuse for a bad roast I've ever read. You clearly care and it's obvious given how much effort you put into trying to roast people on the site...including me haha. Come back when ya got some better material, I believe in you. You could've pointed out how wabs can't even cork and is being showed up by a playboy bunny or something idfk. But come on man, the potential for a great piece was there and you blew it.

Also Lisa Zimmerman could burn my house down and I'd still smash.

**This post was edited on Feb 8th 2018 at 11:15:21pm
Feb 8 2018 11:12PM
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jib_roni
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Titus69Does she wipe afterwards?

Either way, probably.

Wipe that with a savage tongue punch to the shit sleeve.
Feb 9 2018 8:04AM
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aldicigg
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NSwidowHow the fuck is this reply still here? Some fucking nobody talking about "hate fucking" a pro female skier. No wonder theres hardly any women on this site. You're scum mate.


It's an honest answer to the op's question, what did you expect opening this thread? Are you seriously suggesting some sort of censorship?
Feb 9 2018 8:23AM
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ChrisHarper
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NS is so fucking lame sometimes
Feb 9 2018 8:58AM
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seanahue.
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Absolutely, unequivocally, yes.
Feb 9 2018 9:32AM
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clorox
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Does a bear shit in the woods?
Feb 9 2018 10:02AM
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skierman
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Jesse_This is legit the lamest excuse for a bad roast I've ever read. You clearly care and it's obvious given how much effort you put into trying to roast people on the site...including me haha.


I'm sorry but shitheads like you are not that important in my life anymore. I'm too busy being awesome and not having a fake ass style to come up with "roasts".
Feb 9 2018 11:24AM
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1776
Posts: 728 - Karma: 2,314
imagine Gus and Lisa smashing
Feb 9 2018 11:37AM
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steezy.stew
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NSwidowHow the fuck is this reply still here? Some fucking nobody talking about "hate fucking" a pro female skier. No wonder theres hardly any women on this site. You're scum mate.

I’m seriously confused as to what you are butt hurt about... please elaborate
Feb 9 2018 11:41AM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,048
NSwidowHow the fuck is this reply still here? Some fucking nobody talking about "hate fucking" a pro female skier. No wonder theres hardly any women on this site. You're scum mate.

Feb 9 2018 11:56AM
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Jesse_
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skiermanI'm sorry but shitheads like you are not that important in my life anymore. I'm too busy being awesome and not having a fake ass style to come up with "roasts".


Fake Skierman has fallen off confirmed. Being Canadian, I accept your apology though and congratulate you for ending yourself.
Feb 9 2018 12:07PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13977 - Karma: 49,303
Last night my boyfriend name dropped Lisa in the middle of doing the dirty.

Much depress. ):
Feb 9 2018 1:03PM
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FIRAT
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81 dislikes, woah...
BigPurpleSkiSuitI love my girlfriend, so nah
Feb 9 2018 1:50PM
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ohbaby
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I'd eat the corn and the fucking CAN out of her asshole. i'm good like that
Feb 9 2018 1:54PM
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