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Would you smash Lisa Zimmerman if she shit on your floor

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hoodcrew
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Title says it all, hypothetically if Lisa Z shit on your floor would you still be down to smash?
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270on420out
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Duh
7 years ago
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littlecat
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Did this hypothetically happen to Scrappy?
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Peteza_Rollz
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I'd prolly eat it if it came from that ass
7 years ago
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DayMan
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She could mail me a piece of her shit and I'd still get a boner
7 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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story time hoodcrew?
7 years ago
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HypeBeast
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Is there something you're not telling us?
7 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I love my girlfriend, so nah
7 years ago
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schommi97
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I’d rather have shit not involved but she sure looks like something i could take a couple hits off of
7 years ago
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danbrown
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lol mudpile meekus
7 years ago
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SofaKingSick
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Checked the date of the thread when I read "smash"
7 years ago
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K-Dot.
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I'd be pretty upset that it was on my floor and not my chest
7 years ago
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coolflash8
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Duh
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chase.
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Love hot steamers eat that shit for breakfast!
7 years ago
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JWillySkeez
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Best thread on NS in a while. Also yes .
7 years ago
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corona
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K-Dot.I'd be pretty upset that it was on my floor and not my chest


my sides
7 years ago
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Chubz.
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bruh she could shit on me and i'd still smash
7 years ago
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JWillySkeez
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Chubz.bruh she could shit on me and i'd still smash


This
7 years ago
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chacha33
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I'd crawl through three miles of shattered glass just to sniff a chair she sat on in third grade fuq u mean
7 years ago
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GrandThings
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Hoodcrew will deliver with story
7 years ago
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GrandThings
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(Oh and yes, of course I would)
7 years ago
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STwoops
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Lisa and Meeks ❤️❤️❤️
7 years ago
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PUFFY
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SkiTheYeast
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Who wouldn't? hypothetically of course
7 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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The referenced post has been removed.


*Badum tssssssss*
7 years ago
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weedoo
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Shes probably reading this thread
7 years ago
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Titus69
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Does she wipe afterwards?

Either way, probably.
7 years ago
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percs
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Forster u did not
7 years ago
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Puzzled
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toasting in epic bread
7 years ago
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skierman
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If by "shit on your floor" you mean, "shitting on hoodcrew for completely changing their style to imitate the Bunch" then yes, I would.
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Session
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skiermanIf by "shit on your floor" you mean, "shitting on hoodcrew for completely changing their style to imitate the Bunch" then yes, I would.


God that was such a pathetic reach to just barely fucking deliver your punchline. 2/10 goon. You can do better.
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NSwidow
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The referenced post has been removed.


How the fuck is this reply still here? Some fucking nobody talking about "hate fucking" a pro female skier. No wonder theres hardly any women on this site. You're scum mate.
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JTTrembles
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NSwidowHow the fuck is this reply still here? Some fucking nobody talking about "hate fucking" a pro female skier. No wonder theres hardly any women on this site. You're scum mate.


I mean I'd hate her guts if she shit on my floor but I'd still be down
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skierman
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SessionGod that was such a pathetic reach to just barely fucking deliver your punchline. 2/10 goon. You can do better.


I probably could if I cared to think longer than 10 seconds before making a post.
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dylanthreesix
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Not without consent.
7 years ago
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Jesse_
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skiermanI probably could if I cared to think longer than 10 seconds before making a post.


This is legit the lamest excuse for a bad roast I've ever read. You clearly care and it's obvious given how much effort you put into trying to roast people on the site...including me haha. Come back when ya got some better material, I believe in you. You could've pointed out how wabs can't even cork and is being showed up by a playboy bunny or something idfk. But come on man, the potential for a great piece was there and you blew it.

Also Lisa Zimmerman could burn my house down and I'd still smash.

**This post was edited on Feb 8th 2018 at 11:15:21pm
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jib_roni
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Titus69Does she wipe afterwards?

Either way, probably.

Wipe that with a savage tongue punch to the shit sleeve.
7 years ago
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aldicigg
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NSwidowHow the fuck is this reply still here? Some fucking nobody talking about "hate fucking" a pro female skier. No wonder theres hardly any women on this site. You're scum mate.


It's an honest answer to the op's question, what did you expect opening this thread? Are you seriously suggesting some sort of censorship?
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ChrisHarper
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NS is so fucking lame sometimes
7 years ago
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seanahue.
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Absolutely, unequivocally, yes.
7 years ago
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clorox
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Does a bear shit in the woods?
7 years ago
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skierman
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Jesse_This is legit the lamest excuse for a bad roast I've ever read. You clearly care and it's obvious given how much effort you put into trying to roast people on the site...including me haha.


I'm sorry but shitheads like you are not that important in my life anymore. I'm too busy being awesome and not having a fake ass style to come up with "roasts".
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1776
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imagine Gus and Lisa smashing
7 years ago
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steezy.stew
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NSwidowHow the fuck is this reply still here? Some fucking nobody talking about "hate fucking" a pro female skier. No wonder theres hardly any women on this site. You're scum mate.

I’m seriously confused as to what you are butt hurt about... please elaborate
7 years ago
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,049
NSwidowHow the fuck is this reply still here? Some fucking nobody talking about "hate fucking" a pro female skier. No wonder theres hardly any women on this site. You're scum mate.

7 years ago
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Jesse_
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skiermanI'm sorry but shitheads like you are not that important in my life anymore. I'm too busy being awesome and not having a fake ass style to come up with "roasts".


Fake Skierman has fallen off confirmed. Being Canadian, I accept your apology though and congratulate you for ending yourself.
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Mingg
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Last night my boyfriend name dropped Lisa in the middle of doing the dirty.

Much depress. ):
7 years ago
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FIRAT
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81 dislikes, woah...
BigPurpleSkiSuitI love my girlfriend, so nah
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ohbaby
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I'd eat the corn and the fucking CAN out of her asshole. i'm good like that
7 years ago
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