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~for all you singles on valentine's day~

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MaYbEiHaTeYoU
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10
what to do?




~ that's hot. ~
Feb 11 2005 12:56PM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
jerk it?
Feb 11 2005 1:03PM
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MaYbEiHaTeYoU
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10
well i am a girl, so, that is out of the question.




~ that's hot. ~
Feb 11 2005 1:04PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
sit in the corner of your room and hang out with your imaginary friend/lover...



Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner???
The drunk speeds through the stop sign and the stoner waits for it to turn green
(My real ID is french_hucker)
Feb 11 2005 1:05PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
Send someone flowers and have it all go wrong...


live by the N.E.R.D
Feb 11 2005 1:05PM
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Aasert
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 9
ski?
Feb 11 2005 1:07PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
school anyone?



holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

'quebec is the mexico of canada'-ride_like_fire

'g-dogg is a d-bagg'-DAMICO
Feb 11 2005 1:08PM
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skiicanda1
Posts: 225 - Karma: 10
get all your other lonely friends and have an anti-valintines day party...thats what im doing, well i have a boyfriend but we wont be get to be together so i think that is reason enough to have a anti- v day party woohoo
Feb 11 2005 1:10PM
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MaYbEiHaTeYoU
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10
i could ski. good idea.




~ that's hot. ~
Feb 11 2005 1:10PM
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skiman523
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
hook up with jill.... get it your hand looks like the word jill HA


So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
Feb 11 2005 1:51PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
get really wasted, and yell things at couples; its a tradition.

I'm an ocean in your bedroom
Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure

The star wars of the 80's!!!
I'm rick james, bitch.
Feb 11 2005 2:05PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
a tridition i think that i will be starting this year...
Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
Feb 11 2005 2:09PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
If I was single I would be celebrating the fact that I dont have a girlfirend and dont have to do all the stupid valentine bullshit. I HATE VALENTINES DAY WITH A PASSION!

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

-Theory-3 Breath and Stop-
Feb 11 2005 2:11PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
I went skiing last valentines. It was fun.

skihood.com
Feb 11 2005 2:42PM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
i sent a bunch of shit like chocolate roses and stuff to some girl in my school that has a wicked pussy boyfriend who gets super jealous, i cant wait to see his reaction, im hopin he says shit to me so i have a reason to deck him in the mouth

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'
Feb 11 2005 3:24PM
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SnowKristaL
Posts: 637 - Karma: 15
very clever nh_line. i wish a guy would do something like that for me.

- - AlpineSurfBum: gonna clean the fish tank again? - -


Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Feb 11 2005 3:26PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
i will probably be studying, because I am THAT cool, yeah. And then yeah.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Feb 11 2005 3:31PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
yea this sucks i have to make some cash before i blow it on v-day....what a shitty day. ski bums shouldn't apply to this holiday.



**Proud member of the d-loc fanclub**

d-loc's wit & wisdom at its best.
Feb 11 2005 3:37PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
i probably won;t mind once my nuts are being sucked on. but seriously, way to much money is put intot his holiday. and if you don't get something you're inth e dog house. weak.



**Proud member of the d-loc fanclub**

d-loc's wit & wisdom at its best.
Feb 11 2005 3:37PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
skiing
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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
Feb 11 2005 4:09PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
i say we sabotage. i dunno how. im just the idea person


Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Feb 11 2005 5:48PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
i'm goign up skiing probibly.
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-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

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The Saying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME
Feb 11 2005 6:38PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 732
I timed it perfeclty and broke up with my girl just before valentimes day cause i dont wana spend my money and deal with all that v-day shit so instead I bought the anorak and some oakley puff pants.
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*Welcome to the dub ski radio show*

no, all of my friend snowblade 2, skiing is gay, y do u need poles? snowblades r sick. - linesnowblades


Feb 11 2005 6:43PM
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delete2
Posts: 1443 - Karma: 13
This day is the worst. Either way your not happy. If you have a girlfriend / boyfriend then your pissed cause you gota spend all this money on them for no reason. If you dont then your pissed cause your lonely and no one likes you. Loose loose situation.
Feb 11 2005 9:58PM
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Spritz
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
^yea he's got the right idea. im going skiing with my lonely self and enjoying it dammit.
Feb 11 2005 10:28PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
maybe it has something to do with your name. im a good guy. but you hate me.

I'm White?



Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats
-mommy



Feb 11 2005 10:40PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
girls can masturbate too.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Feb 11 2005 10:41PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 732
i dont know about you guys but im more than happy not to have a gf right now. no more talking on the phone bullshit for 3 hours straight, no more buying 50 dollar presents and just getting a hug, no more getting bitched at for going skiing every weekend. im free!
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*Welcome to the dub ski radio show*

no, all of my friend snowblade 2, skiing is gay, y do u need poles? snowblades r sick. - linesnowblades


Feb 11 2005 11:11PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
i have no idea.


-katie

'Like wow' - Paige
Feb 12 2005 12:24AM
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.scott.
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 27
eastAR5 has some good points. personally, v-day doesn't mean anything to me, so i don't care at all. the only thing is i kinda feel bad for all the girls who do care about that stuff and aren't with anyone, so i'll probably go on a date, but keep it simple.
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'You have a massive erection'
'No you see it just the pants, it's the pleats, it gives an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. I'm just going to walk this situtation off. Don't act like you're not impressed.' -Anchorman
Feb 12 2005 12:29AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
word eastar5, valentine's day, girlfriends, talking on the phone, and acting nice can all blow me. i hate having a girlfriend. especially on valentine's day, the queerest holiday ever
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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
Feb 12 2005 12:34AM
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another1260poser
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fuck valentines day and all the other ''hallmark holidays''. that shit's just so commercialized so people will spend an ass load of money.
Feb 12 2005 12:35AM
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TahoeSkiPunk720
Posts: 246 - Karma: 10
Ski and act likes its any other day



Jazz flutes are for little fairy boys
Feb 12 2005 12:36AM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
valentines shouldn't be considered a holiday if u ask me


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OOOOOOO sour patch kids...

Feb 12 2005 1:03AM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
Meh, it's just an excuse to do something nice for the person you care about.
Feb 12 2005 1:04AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
how is it a holiday? we don't get the day off of school or work? do we?

what to do? nothing, it's just like any other day where girls want to be swept off their feet and have guys go thru all sorts of trouble to impress them.


- Harvιε



I ski therefore I am

Feb 12 2005 1:07AM
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UnDeR_FLiP
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
this valentines day can eat a large one...
i'm over it. actually, more bitter than over it.

skiing sounds pretty good but seeing how i'm away at school, it probably wont happen. i'll drag my lonely self out somewhere and try to enjoy the day...
Feb 12 2005 1:19AM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
ski casue its the anniversery of me breaking my hip.





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Feb 12 2005 1:20PM
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soulskier
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who came up with the idea for valentines day?



To Huck or Not to Huck
Thats a Stupid Question
Feb 12 2005 1:27PM
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lineskier610
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 69
Treat it as any other day. It's just a bullshit money making holiday anyway.





it's a league game smokey
Feb 12 2005 1:29PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
There are different stories but in all it was in the name of St. Valentine. In the third century king Claudius II outlawed marriage for soldiers but St. Valentine would perform them in secret. He ended up dying for his cause when the king found out.
Feb 12 2005 1:32PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
get some. its not hard. unless you're ugly.

..:: d a n c e y o u f u c k e r s ! ::..
Feb 12 2005 1:44PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
it's a day created my hallmark


-Chloe
Feb 12 2005 1:47PM
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Jasmine
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oo me and my friend did this is fifth grade. it is fun: pour out your heart in random love letters to a guy named Peter (or John or Happy or whatever) and stick them in random people's mail boxes. People will have no clue; it is a great valentine's 'prank.'


Go baby go, it's a skiing inferno.


Feb 12 2005 3:37PM
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sunvalleyskibum
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get stoned and/or drunk, then walk into a fancy restaraunt, spot a 'Valentines' couple, and go blow out the candle in the middle of the table. then run our laughing like an immature jackass.



SHOPLIFTING--My Anti-Drug
Feb 12 2005 7:57PM
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QuazBotch
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I heart chocolate sales.
Feb 12 2005 8:02PM
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Flying_FIsH
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hahaha i love my girlfriend so muck...she hates valentines day and she HATES receiving gifts...it's pretty weird but...its alright haha






D-STRUCTURE international....Quebec is invading the world watch out kid
Feb 12 2005 11:44PM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
i made a bet with a friend that if he boardslid this rail id send my girlfriend a picture of my bare ass on valentines day as a card... bastard managed it, so i think im going to kill two birds with one stone and write some sort of dumping message on my ass cheeks before i take the picture.
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-Chris

'but think if i fall in love with a super model and she only gets wet in the pants by kids who no calc shit i wanta be READYYYYYYYYY!!!!!' - (0)jarjar(0)

'Hey, check out those chicks up there'
'dude, they have child lift tickets'
'uhhhhhhh'
Feb 13 2005 1:08AM
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