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Quickest way to prison?

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stimpyskier
Posts: 59 - Karma: 71
Was just curious to know how I can get to prison the fastest? Kinda bored with school and work.
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Jan 30 2018 1:57PM
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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
I dont think anyone would care if you kidnapped Zane so I'd definitely shoot for option two (Pun intended)
Jan 30 2018 2:00PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13975 - Karma: 49,271
Plug it in to google maps
Jan 30 2018 3:28PM
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Segsxi
Posts: 457 - Karma: 1,675
stimpyskierWas just curious to know how I can get to prison the fastest? Kinda bored with school and work.

It would probably be faster to drive there than take the transport that is usually provided
Jan 30 2018 3:40PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,078
MinggPlug it in to google maps

Go fuck yourself. I clicked on this thread because I thought I was so funny and witty thinking "Put it into google maps".

Way to ruin my fucking life. Thanks.
Jan 30 2018 4:08PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
talk badly about master
Jan 30 2018 4:25PM
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abaxter
Posts: 89 - Karma: 358
It’s definitely not sexually assaulting a ton of women and little girls cuz that apparently takes decades for anything to happen to you.
Jan 31 2018 11:44AM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,888
Hmmm, need to think outside the box.... Lets go with visiting an inmate that is in prison. Technically you "got in". My next bet would be go to said prison and pull out a gun or something.
Jan 31 2018 11:50AM
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.CJ.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 3,669
rob a bank
Jan 31 2018 12:28PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,423
pee in her but?
Jan 31 2018 3:48PM
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weedoo
Posts: 650 - Karma: 1,843
Saying the n word on Newschoolers
Jan 31 2018 4:45PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13975 - Karma: 49,271
weedooSaying the n word on Newschoolers


BANNED.
Jan 31 2018 4:48PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,888
Time to ruin the thread

Doing something illegal will cause the police to show up and they will take you to jail. After a couple of hearings and a week or two you will get sent to prison.

You lose, I win. Where is my trophy?
Jan 31 2018 4:54PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
be white and kill a shitload of people, but only like 1 or 2 cops at the most, otherwise they will shoot you.
Jan 31 2018 11:24PM
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Coloradoskier03
Posts: 174 - Karma: 501
take down a gucciman7 edit
Feb 1 2018 10:19PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
public nudity would probably get you arrested pretty qucik
Feb 2 2018 1:53AM
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gorilas
Posts: 121 - Karma: 343
Try to break into prison.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/florida-man-arrested-for-attempting-to-break-into-jail_us_5671cce6e4b0688701dbfd9b
Feb 2 2018 8:52AM
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Rparr
Posts: 5562 - Karma: 45,575
Start selling fentanyl
Feb 2 2018 9:25AM
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HAIRYNGROSS23
Posts: 117 - Karma: 57
theabortionatorGo fuck yourself. I clicked on this thread because I thought I was so funny and witty thinking "Put it into google maps".

Way to ruin my fucking life. Thanks.


SOrry sweetie cant say any swears here on newschoolers or you WILL BE banned
Feb 2 2018 9:51AM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
DeeZ nUts
Feb 2 2018 10:06AM
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