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Ski chicks

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Senpai
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Any of yall wanna give the Vrigin king some advice on getting cute ski girls numbers while on the chair

**This thread was edited on Jan 29th 2018 at 12:16:08am
Jan 29 2018 12:15AM
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Chubz.
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It is impossibru
Jan 29 2018 12:29AM
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zman420
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Aight so like I'm no pro, but I would say try skiing a couple runs with the chick if possible
Jan 29 2018 1:17AM
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weedoo
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Just threaten to jump off the chair if she doesn’t
Jan 29 2018 1:30AM
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zman420
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weedooJust threaten to jump off the chair if she doesn’t


^
Jan 29 2018 1:34AM
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Rum_Ham
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have a personality and talk to her
Jan 29 2018 2:14AM
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iFlip
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Make sure you're wearing at least XXXL outerwear.
Jan 29 2018 2:16AM
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_Jeffrey_
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iFlipMake sure you're wearing at least XXXL outerwear.


I hear stickers on the noggin bucket help to. They think your sponsored
Jan 29 2018 2:30AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Whip it out.
Jan 29 2018 4:27AM
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Titus69
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They get moist for lip on blind 2s.
Jan 29 2018 6:54AM
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Jah-Beef
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Make sure she can tell that you haven’t showered in a week and you’ve worn the same clothes for 3 days straight. Usually works for me
Jan 29 2018 7:07AM
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humpty
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Personally ive had better luck with snowboarders. Most skier chicks ive talked to are either built like a man or hot af but lesbian
Jan 29 2018 7:37AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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humptyPersonally ive had better luck with snowboarders. Most skier chicks ive talked to are either built like a man or hot af but lesbian


the problem being?
Jan 29 2018 1:08PM
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iced
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Stay away from the hippies. Stds bro
Jan 29 2018 1:16PM
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mr-mcsteeze
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pee in her butt
Jan 29 2018 1:40PM
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bdarb207
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If you have to ask, it's not for you.
Jan 29 2018 5:17PM
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WoFIowz
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_Jeffrey_I hear stickers on the noggin bucket help to. They think your sponsored


Yeah and basic English skills help TOO. Definitely keep your Saga and Supreme shit with XXL shirts. Chicks dig all that stuff. Don't forget to talk like a homie. Girls only like cool kids.
Jan 30 2018 2:04AM
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Senpai
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IsitWinterYet17Yeah and basic English skills help TOO. Definitely keep your Saga and Supreme shit with XXL shirts. Chicks dig all that stuff. Don't forget to talk like a homie. Girls only like cool kids.


Damn that's some good advice
Jan 30 2018 12:29PM
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FIRAT
Posts: 534 - Karma: 1,351
Most hot skier chicks I've met are gapers unfortunately
Jan 30 2018 3:05PM
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Mingg
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“The mountains not the only thing getting 7 inches tonight” *vicously wink*
Jan 30 2018 3:26PM
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Casey
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Mingg“The mountains not the only thing getting 7 inches tonight” *vicously wink*


This also is a solid candidate for the 'quickest way to prison' thread.
Jan 30 2018 4:32PM
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robbinJAHood
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icedStay away from the hippies. Stds bro


Lies
Jan 30 2018 6:30PM
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.FRY.
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be a total asshole for the brief period of time you spend with them on the lift
Jan 30 2018 7:06PM
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DirtYStylE
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Step 1. Spot a hottie in the line
Step 2. Time it so you get on the lift together
Step 3. Hold a solid convo
Step 4. Near the top, close the number or offer to shred a few laps
Step 5. ????
Step 6. PROFIT

Cheat codes: Lets do this again, what's the #
Jan 31 2018 1:18PM
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FIRAT
Posts: 534 - Karma: 1,351
Sit next to her, ask if she's from around. If answer is yes, talk about that shit. If answer is no, talk about where she's from and why she came here. After that you can ask if she wants to join or if you can join her for some runs. Exchange numbers at end ("so we can do this again" or some shit ) or ask her to have a drink with you. You pay of course

*Edited because of some grammar*

**This post was edited on Jan 31st 2018 at 2:19:13pm
Jan 31 2018 2:18PM
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FIRAT
Posts: 534 - Karma: 1,351
Never done this before myself, but you can offer them some lessons haha. Ski behind her, all that stuff
FIRATMost hot skier chicks I've met are gapers unfortunately
Jan 31 2018 2:20PM
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FIRAT
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Who is the hottest girl on this site btw?
Jan 31 2018 5:08PM
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.CJ.
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_Jeffrey_I hear stickers on the noggin bucket help to. They think your sponsored


This can actually work, I have a wu-tang sticker that I cut out using a sticker from my current resort and chicks are like "Ohhhh mmmm gggg i luve yuor sticker!!!!"
Jan 31 2018 5:13PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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They usually just tell me my skisuit is awesome, and then I tell them thank you, I have a girlfriend. Usually she's shredding with me, but yeah, big skisuits make bitches wet. I'm also tall as fuck so that helps.
Feb 1 2018 1:14AM
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FIRAT
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Ahaha how tall are you? People in NY called me empire state building because I'm 6'7
BigPurpleSkiSuitThey usually just tell me my skisuit is awesome, and then I tell them thank you, I have a girlfriend. Usually she's shredding with me, but yeah, big skisuits make bitches wet. I'm also tall as fuck so that helps.
Feb 1 2018 4:56AM
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JoeC92
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BigPurpleSkiSuitThey usually just tell me my skisuit is awesome, and then I tell them thank you, I have a girlfriend. Usually she's shredding with me, but yeah, big skisuits make bitches wet. I'm also tall as fuck so that helps.


I am pretty tall at 4'8 so that helps
Feb 1 2018 7:57AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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FIRATWho is the hottest girl on this site btw?


Can't remember her name here but she is a blond. Abortionator is the ugliest chick on ns for reference.
Feb 1 2018 8:34AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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FIRATAhaha how tall are you? People in NY called me empire state building because I'm 6'7


Only 6'5, fellow tall person, no one else understands how much more strain there is on our joints when landing, I feel your pain.
Feb 1 2018 12:32PM
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Titus69
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Had my hair flowing out the side of my helmet and looked like i was probably sponsored, race girls seemed to like that last night.
Feb 1 2018 1:08PM
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270on420out
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Don’t use J skis
Feb 1 2018 1:40PM
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robbinJAHood
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Titus69looked like i was probably sponsored


There ya go
Feb 1 2018 8:50PM
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sendotologist
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DIRTYBUBBLEDon’t use J skis


I am so fucking triggered right now.
Feb 1 2018 8:58PM
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Titus69
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robbinJAHoodThere ya go

I mean the same HS race chick eyed me twice so it's a fact, or im just good looking.
Feb 1 2018 9:15PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Start breathing really hard while staring at her and tell her how much prettier she looked than her highschool yearbook
Aug 21 2019 11:41AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Chubz.It is impossibru

I was going to roast you but decided against it
Aug 21 2019 5:40PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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DirtYStylEStep 1. Spot a hottie in the line
Step 2. Time it so you get on the lift together
Step 3. Hold a solid convo
Step 4. Near the top, close the number or offer to shred a few laps
Step 5. ????
Step 6. PROFIT

Cheat codes: Lets do this again, what's the #


This
Aug 21 2019 5:41PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
_GHOSTI was going to roast you but decided against it


Were you going to get a life but decided against that as well...?
Aug 21 2019 6:11PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9353 - Karma: 68,323
Step 3. Hold a solid convo

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Why yes I spend a good 3 and a half hours a day shitposting on an antiquated forum.
Aug 21 2019 6:22PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,816
BigPurpleSkiSuitStep 3. Hold a solid convo


Why yes I spend a good 3 and a half hours a day shitposting on an antiquated forum.


"Yeah most of my friends are actually people I've never met on an online ski website"
Aug 21 2019 6:27PM
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CLQ
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The first think you have to do is:

D: Demonstrate Value
Aug 21 2019 6:35PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Chubz.Were you going to get a life but decided against that as well...?


I'm younger than you (20) and earn a significantly higher amount of money than you will ever make. Pls stop Chubz.
Aug 21 2019 8:26PM
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AbiH
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FIRATWho is the hottest girl on this site btw?


Ur mom
Aug 21 2019 8:32PM
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FIRAT
Posts: 534 - Karma: 1,351
Well it's not you 🤷🏻‍♂️
AbiHUr mom
Aug 21 2019 8:44PM
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Titus69
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CLQThe first think you have to do is:

D: Demonstrate Value


Once you've demonstrated your value you must
E: engage physically, always try to engage physically without actually going on the date, waste of time and money
Aug 21 2019 8:45PM
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AbiH
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FIRATWell it's not you 🤷🏻‍♂️


I just told you it was your mom, so automatically it puts me out of the running.

Have you not heard of the process of elimination?
Aug 21 2019 9:11PM
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