So for all of you in the twin cities celebrating fresh snow I’ll let you all know that this snow storm is officially the end of it. This is the end of the lake effect. Why might you ask? Because duluth was supposed to get that snow and two feet of it, but the whole thing went south thus proving that the lake effect is completely done with. Nobody in Duluth puts out DSLR ski edits anymore so why would that snow want to come and hit us? Why must fate itself be entirely reliant on a dissolved ski crew? Hope all of you fools enjoy the snow before you meet someone who won’t let you.
The snail is our only hope.