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Wow, this is incredible

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.FRY.
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Saw an ad for the device below on instagram and thought it was funny. It claims you can sit on the couch and get a six pack by just strapping it to your belly. Fat kids, take notes.

“Benefits

Simple To Use. Simply attach the abs stimulator towards the area of the body you need to stimulate and turn it on for half an hour.

Time Saving. Utilizing it for half an hour is something like a two hour workout for your group of muscles.

BOOSTS RESULTS WITHOUT EXTRA EFFORT. Technology- you can use it during other day to day activities, allowing it to work when you do other activities without having to spend extra energy on unnecessary training.”
Jan 6 2018 3:36PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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i'd like to strap that to my cock. i bet it would feel bomb af. put it on ur dick for a few hours and get an 20 inch cock lol
Jan 6 2018 3:38PM
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.Hugo.
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Working your abs is not efficient for fat loss. That small of a muscle group doesn't burn very many calories. Fuck these companies that try to scam people like this
Jan 6 2018 6:01PM
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ChangeCashMoney
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I saw that same add the other day I think. Everyone looked like they were trying so hard not to feel uncomfortable with the weird shit bouncing on their gut.
Jan 9 2018 11:47AM
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JoeC92
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So sitting on a motorcycle will give you a thicc ass from the vibrations? Ok
Jan 9 2018 3:03PM
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E__
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JoeC92So sitting on a motorcycle will give you a thicc ass from the vibrations? Ok


Haven’t you seen those videos of a GoPro on the back of a bike with a thiccc girl riding it? She didn’t get thicc off the bike that’s fer sure
Jan 9 2018 3:25PM
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eheath
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Pretty sure these have been around for awhile, I remember seeing ads for a very similar thing like 15 years ago on TV
Jan 9 2018 3:44PM
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.lencon
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.Hugo.Working your abs is not efficient for fat loss. That small of a muscle group doesn't burn very many calories. Fuck these companies that try to scam people like this


I honestly have no complaints with these scams. Anyone who has half a brain isn't gonna buy this. And if you think sitting on the couch with one of these things strapped on is gonna change you, you probably didn't want to change for the good that badly in the first place.
Jan 9 2018 5:18PM
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profa_212
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.lenconI honestly have no complaints with these scams. Anyone who has half a brain isn't gonna buy this. And if you think sitting on the couch with one of these things strapped on is gonna change you, you probably didn't want to change for the good that badly in the first place.


One of my buddies has a vibration workout thing that you stand on and it works you out....honesty it's pretty badass. The harder settings give you a pretty good workout. Plus it makes you have to take a shit
Jan 9 2018 5:59PM
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JoeC92
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E__Haven’t you seen those videos of a GoPro on the back of a bike with a thiccc girl riding it? She didn’t get thicc off the bike that’s fer sure


I’m a cute twink so I’d have no idea
Jan 9 2018 9:14PM
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E__
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JoeC92I’m a cute twink so I’d have no idea


What’s your # bb ?
Jan 9 2018 10:10PM
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JoeC92
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E__What’s your # bb ?


My number is
(978)-451-3300

That is definitely not the state police phone number btw
Jan 9 2018 10:29PM
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E__
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JoeC92My number is
(978)-451-3300

That is definitely not the state police phone number btw


The more the merrier.
Jan 9 2018 10:50PM
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.Hugo.
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.lenconI honestly have no complaints with these scams. Anyone who has half a brain isn't gonna buy this. And if you think sitting on the couch with one of these things strapped on is gonna change you, you probably didn't want to change for the good that badly in the first place.


Yes the people buying them are ducking retarded, but I have a bigger problem with people that try to make a living knowing they're scamming people. The lowest of lowlifes.
Jan 10 2018 10:13AM
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.lencon
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.Hugo.Yes the people buying them are ducking retarded, but I have a bigger problem with people that try to make a living knowing they're scamming people. The lowest of lowlifes.

I 100% agree. They are scummers.

What do you do for work again? I’m thinking you do something along the lines of medical/social work? Thought I read that somewhere...
Jan 10 2018 10:30AM
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.Hugo.
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.lenconI 100% agree. They are scummers.

What do you do for work again? I’m thinking you do something along the lines of medical/social work? Thought I read that somewhere...

Nope lol. I travel all of MN surveying. Up in the boundary waters right now. Pretty sweet gig at times
Jan 10 2018 10:52AM
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.lencon
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.Hugo.Nope lol. I travel all of MN surveying. Up in the boundary waters right now. Pretty sweet gig at times


Well sir, you have a heart.
Jan 10 2018 11:08AM
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