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Paris Hilton gets engaged on the slopes of Aspen!

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Fuckthefuckoff
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it's official folks, Paris Hilton is engaged (for the third time) to Chris Zylka! so apparently they got married right on the bare slopes of Aspen? I did'nt know that her and her future hubby were such ski enthusiasts. i am kind of sympathetic to this bcuz im a 90s kid, and i think the first time i saw pussy was when i watched her fuck tape. i have to say that fuck tape was one for the ages, it is truly timeless.








Jan 4 2018 8:12PM
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bleevus
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she didn't buy her kits at goodwill
Jan 4 2018 8:55PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Can I expect Henrik to be sporting that coat at this years x games?
Jan 4 2018 9:43PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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you know i remember watching her fuck tape when i was around 10 or 11 and honestly, it changed my life.
Jan 4 2018 9:56PM
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JAHpow
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What a friggin white privilege sport we have, friends
Jan 5 2018 12:12AM
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Slunky
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spotted those pants with a chrome jacket at whis a couple weeks back
Jan 5 2018 12:21AM
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.FRY.
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a true ski bum
Jan 5 2018 12:47AM
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WoFIowz
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Thanks. Just one more reason to not go there
Jan 5 2018 3:59AM
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search4freshies
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Can we expect an aspen edit from Paris?! Maybe even in Night Vision???
Jan 5 2018 1:36PM
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TheDoughAbides
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search4freshiesCan we expect an aspen edit from Paris?! Maybe even in Night Vision???


Another Night in Paris in Aspen

directed and produced by Harvey Weinstein
Jan 5 2018 4:48PM
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philipc
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she is pretty fucking hot. good on ya chris.
Jan 5 2018 5:38PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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search4freshiesCan we expect an aspen edit from Paris?! Maybe even in Night Vision???


TheDoughAbidesAnother Night in Paris in Aspen

directed and produced by Harvey Weinstein


Paris knows how to give a mean blowjob. I have to say that blowjob scene in her fucktape was one of the best blowjobs I've seen a girl give, she really knows a lot about the cock.
Jan 5 2018 9:00PM
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FIRAT
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Thanks brocco, we'll be checking it out later today
broccoliraabeParis knows how to give a mean blowjob. I have to say that blowjob scene in her fucktape was one of the best blowjobs I've seen a girl give, she really knows a lot about the cock.
Jan 5 2018 10:50PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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it is a classic
FIRATThanks brocco, we'll be checking it out later today
Jan 5 2018 10:59PM
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FIRAT
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I know, but I've always been very fond of HD
broccoliraabeit is a classic
Jan 5 2018 11:04PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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the quality is pretty good
FIRATI know, but I've always been very fond of HD
Jan 5 2018 11:06PM
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FIRAT
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Aight aight, thanks again
broccoliraabethe quality is pretty good
Jan 5 2018 11:12PM
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patskis22
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Thottie buggati
Jan 5 2018 11:21PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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the face of my youth

Jan 6 2018 12:16AM
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jellomellow
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broccoliraabethe face of my youth



your just asking to be banned now arnt you
Jan 6 2018 6:54AM
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.Hugo.
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jellomellowyour just asking to be banned now arnt you


thats funny coming from a guy with a penis for his icon
Jan 6 2018 8:26AM
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jellomellow
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.Hugo.thats funny coming from a guy with a penis for his icon

Aye man it’s whatever you want it to be. Could be a penis. Could be a beluga whale no one knows
Jan 6 2018 8:27AM
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JTTrembles
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This brings back so much nastalgia, Paris Hiltons vag changed the game for decades to come. Props to that guy for marrying a complete hoe bag, now he doesn't have to respect her. Smart man
Jan 6 2018 11:59AM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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JTTremblesThis brings back so much nastalgia, Paris Hiltons vag changed the game for decades to come. Props to that guy for marrying a complete hoe bag, now he doesn't have to respect her. Smart man


the hotter they are the worse you treat them
Jan 6 2018 12:33PM
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Jesse_
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jellomellowAye man it’s whatever you want it to be. Could be a penis. Could be a beluga whale no one knows


I remember the last conversation we had about your icon lol, it's whatever you want it to be tbh
Jan 7 2018 1:53AM
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jellomellow
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Jesse_I remember the last conversation we had about your icon lol, it's whatever you want it to be tbh


haha I remember that. good times
Jan 7 2018 1:59AM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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i think that it is kinda weird that Paris Hilton married a F-list celeb and his net worth is listed under 2 million, yet everyone is saying that Paris Hiltons engagement ring costs over 2 mil?
Jan 8 2018 6:41PM
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Bondy
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Little do we know Paris is actually dollos stunt double
Jan 9 2018 12:07AM
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TheDoughAbides
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broccoliraabei think that it is kinda weird that Paris Hilton married a F-list celeb and his net worth is listed under 2 million, yet everyone is saying that Paris Hiltons engagement ring costs over 2 mil?


go big or go home eh?
Jan 9 2018 1:26AM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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TheDoughAbidesgo big or go home eh?


again, the hotter they are the worse you treat them
Jan 9 2018 11:13PM
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jensen
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$2M, 20 carat diamond

She has more on her finger than most will accumulate in their life.
Jan 9 2018 11:17PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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jensen$2M, 20 carat diamond

She has more on her finger than most will accumulate in their life.


ya and the only reason ppl know her name is because she made a fucktape sucking a cock on cam
Jan 10 2018 12:10AM
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TheDoughAbides
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broccoliraabeagain, the hotter they are the worse you treat them


treat'em like dirt, they'll stick to you like mud
Jan 10 2018 6:18PM
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everlast
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The engagement got called off a few weeks ago, and they have officially broken up. I hope Chris figures out how he can cover up this tattoo on his arm


Dec 16 2018 6:45PM
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skierman
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Eat the Rich.
Dec 17 2018 8:22AM
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Chunderface
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Fuckthefuckoffyou know i remember watching her fuck tape when i was around 10 or 11 and honestly, it changed my life.


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Feb 4 2019 10:42PM
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Hansel9001
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Gold jacket is so classless.
What a whore.
Feb 5 2019 1:03PM
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AbiH
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Imagine how extremely hard it is to get gloves on with that ring dang
Feb 10 2019 8:40PM
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CalumSKI
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100 bucks says she wouldnt 1v1 me in a game of slvsh
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