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cg.99
Posts: 318 - Karma: 720
I’ll start. I make perfect Oof from roblox. I have never played the game but my friends tell me it’s accurate.
Dec 28 2017 11:01PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
Posts: 651 - Karma: 891
I used to be able to suck my own dick
Dec 28 2017 11:06PM
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SammyDubz
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 7,222
broccoliraabeI used to be able to suck my own dick


did u have ribs removed
Dec 28 2017 11:14PM
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cg.99
Posts: 318 - Karma: 720
broccoliraabeI used to be able to suck my own dick


Well that escalated quickly
Dec 28 2017 11:15PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
Posts: 651 - Karma: 891
SammyDubzdid u have ribs removed


Nope, just used to be very flexible as a teen. From like grade 7 to 9 I was able to do it, and it was awesome. I’d always be giving myself blowjobs lol.
Dec 28 2017 11:17PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,862
i can sing the alphabet with my eyes closed
Dec 28 2017 11:58PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
I can blink with one eye
Dec 29 2017 12:23AM
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ahshit
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 3,024
I can jump off high buildings and die.
Dec 29 2017 1:35AM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,186
.Fryi can sing the alphabet with my eyes closed


Fred_BearI can blink with one eye


sickskiI can jump off high buildings and die.


I think we should have an NS talent show.
Dec 29 2017 2:05AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51803 - Karma: 164,295
I can triple fist drinks on the regular and have special skills at justifying wine for pretty much any occasion.

I can also rub my rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time.

I can cook a frozen pizza to perfection.

I can make your party 50% less exhilarating
Dec 29 2017 5:24AM
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