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Gucciman7 vs actual pro skiers

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yungscrum
Posts: 35 - Karma: 124
Gucciman: Has cool ass editing adds cool effects and plays two videos at once not just one
Pro Skiers: Normal ass editing with no effects and only plays one video at a time.

Gucciman: Is mysterious and no one actually knows him
Pro Skiers: Put their name on everything in a desperate attempt to gain clout in the community

Gucciman: Can do front flips.
Pro Skiers: Ive never seen a video of one on the bunny slope so who even knows if they can do it

Gucciman: Makes funny threads
Pro Skiers: Bitch about their problems in the Ski Gabber

Gucciman: Legendary
Pro Skiers: Lackin

Reply with some more Gucciman vs Pro Skier points
Dec 28 2017 2:15PM
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yungQ
Posts: 178 - Karma: 842
I’m gonna quote E-40

“Gucciman......yup.”

“Pro skiers.......nope.”
Dec 28 2017 2:21PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3743 - Karma: 7,771
gucciman: rolls up big doinks of straight gas

pro skiers: smoke loose j's of mid that canoe
Dec 28 2017 3:44PM
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Sharko
Posts: 2274 - Karma: 4,100
Gucciman7: Talks to himself using his new handful of aliases (Chinzilla23, Killanilla15, YungQ, YungScrum, Andbrer, Dmilky3)
Proskiers: Ski
Dec 28 2017 3:46PM
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FIRAT
Posts: 534 - Karma: 1,351
Gucciman7: has brand named after him (look it up, it's called gucci)
Proskiers: only get sponsorships and one item named after them
Dec 28 2017 4:18PM
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Davomet
Posts: 80 - Karma: 173
gucciman is lambo

proskier is lamebo
Dec 28 2017 4:48PM
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Andbrer
Posts: 53 - Karma: 527
SharkoGucciman7: Talks to himself using his new handful of aliases (Chinzilla23, Killanilla15, YungQ, YungScrum, Andbrer, Dmilky3)
Proskiers: Ski

Not sure if I should be insulted or honoured to be mistaken as one of guccimans aliases
Dec 28 2017 5:39PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
Gucciman7: gets his dick sucked on ns for making trash posts
pros: get their dicks sucked for being good at skiing

conclusion: idk
Dec 28 2017 5:47PM
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cg.99
Posts: 318 - Karma: 720
Gucciman7: has lots of karma so must have be cool

Pro: “what’s karma”
Dec 28 2017 6:17PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
Posts: 651 - Karma: 891
Gucciman7: smokes weed to get high and chill

Pro: smokes weed to look "cool"
Dec 28 2017 6:21PM
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yungQ
Posts: 178 - Karma: 842
AndbrerNot sure if I should be insulted or honoured to be mistaken as one of guccimans aliases
yeah same I kinda feel honored
Dec 28 2017 6:30PM
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cory.iyoob
Posts: 736 - Karma: 5,371
Gucciman7- hard worker, friendly, loyal and confident
Pro skier - unreliable, disrespectful and self conscious about their lack of true talent in the sport
Dec 28 2017 7:31PM
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2703 - Karma: 12,360
Gucciman saw his mother kiss santaclaus. Gucciman fucked santaclauses bitch.
(Wuold that be incest?)
Gucciman needs a pro editing program. Instead of adobe premiere. a-dope gucci premiere
Dec 28 2017 7:41PM
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yungscrum
Posts: 35 - Karma: 124
Mort.McflyGucciman saw his mother kiss santaclaus. Gucciman fucked santaclauses bitch.
(Wuold that be incest?)
Gucciman needs a pro editing program. Instead of adobe premiere. a-dope gucci premiere

Boy you got completely wrecked the other day and now you are a new schoolers meme don't speak about legends like gucciman7
Dec 28 2017 8:03PM
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2703 - Karma: 12,360
yungscrumBoy you got completely wrecked the other day and now you are a new schoolers meme don't speak about legends like gucciman7

Gucciman can ski in ditches without breaking his skis
Dec 28 2017 8:06PM
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-arc-
Posts: 943 - Karma: 3,319
I saw Gucci man at Silver Star the other day with the mountains freestyle club
Dec 28 2017 8:15PM
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WildEuro99
Posts: 48 - Karma: 45
Gucciman was born being a legend.
Pros spend their whole life trying to be legends.
Dec 28 2017 8:21PM
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dubmasterskanka
Posts: 788 - Karma: 2,816
Mort.McflyGucciman can ski in ditches without breaking his skis

Gucciman doesn't need his grandmother to do things for him.
Dec 28 2017 8:25PM
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2703 - Karma: 12,360
GRaboneSnowGucciman doesn't need his grandmother to do things for him.


Lmao. Damn. Roasted me there
Dec 28 2017 8:26PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
Mort.McflyLmao. Damn. Roasted me there


soo what’s the verdict? are you getting new skis?
Dec 28 2017 8:33PM
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2703 - Karma: 12,360
.Frysoo what’s the verdict? are you getting new skis?

He left me on 22. Decwmber. He told me he would be back some time after christmas. He said that tgere could be a big chance i would have some on3ps under my feet very soon. So it looks quite promising
Dec 28 2017 8:35PM
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Jesse_
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 3,639
Gucciman7: makes edits that are actually funny, innovative and intellectual

Actual pro skiers: boring 2 on continuing 2 out??? Boring robot rail trick? Nah fuck that.
Dec 28 2017 8:43PM
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ChangeCashMoney
Posts: 311 - Karma: 1,318
Gucciman: sucked ur dad's dick
Pro Skiers: Probably never even seen a dick
Dec 28 2017 8:56PM
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corona
Posts: 12804 - Karma: 32,823
did I miss something?
Dec 28 2017 8:59PM
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Jesse_
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 3,639
VinnieFdid I miss something?


Everything
Dec 28 2017 9:00PM
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Rum_Ham
Posts: 1449 - Karma: 4,482
Mort.McflyHe left me on 22. Decwmber. He told me he would be back some time after christmas. He said that tgere could be a big chance i would have some on3ps under my feet very soon. So it looks quite promising


You don't deserve them.

Just shows how great of company ON3P is. You try to drag them through the mud and tarnish their good name and they still offer to replace your skis.

Big ups to ON3P.

Mort, get fucked.
Dec 28 2017 9:12PM
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ahshit
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 3,024
Mort.McflyGucciman can ski in ditches without breaking his skis

and you can ski into a ditch and whine like a little bitch
Dec 28 2017 11:04PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
Posts: 651 - Karma: 891
ChangeCashMoneyGucciman: sucked ur dad's dick
Pro Skiers: Probably never even seen a dick


Gus
Dec 28 2017 11:13PM
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Belch
Posts: 212 - Karma: 217
Gucciman: legendary meme that peole laugh with, has designer brand named after him

Mort: meme that people laught at, literraly a peice of shit, makes his grandma do stuff for him
Dec 29 2017 12:53AM
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FIRAT
Posts: 534 - Karma: 1,351
Can someone show me where to find the Mort grandma meme?
Dec 29 2017 1:14AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51745 - Karma: 163,550
Gucciman still isn't pro?

Sponsors where you at?
Dec 29 2017 6:01AM
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Jesse_
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 3,639
Gucciman7: is Gucciman7, nuff said

The world: not Gucciman7 therefore inferior
Dec 29 2017 2:44PM
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cg.99
Posts: 318 - Karma: 720
Gucciman7- is Gucci

Pros- are not in fact Gucci

**This post was edited on Dec 29th 2017 at 3:28:55pm
Dec 29 2017 3:27PM
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Lonely
Posts: 6769 - Karma: 62,156
Gucciman7? Never heard of him.
Dec 29 2017 3:32PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12521 - Karma: 116,362
Gucciman7: two girls at the same time
Pro skiers: committed serious long term relationship based on platonic body contact and mutual respect
Dec 29 2017 3:35PM
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Lonely
Posts: 6769 - Karma: 62,156


**This post was edited on Dec 29th 2017 at 3:52:54pm
Dec 29 2017 3:52PM
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Scoops1415
Posts: 128 - Karma: 519
One day a little boy went skiing with his family. He went to the terrain park to ski off the “jumps” next to the long metal tubes. But then the boy looked over and saw a man doing shuffles on the ground, dropping off the rails early, and perfecting an early version of backswap to switch. It was gucciman7, perfecting his craft. The little Boy went over to the man and asked what he was doing, and he told the little boy “never do what others are doing, just do whatever the fuk u want lmao.” *hits blunt* you may be surprised, but that little boy grew up to be LSM
Dec 29 2017 9:00PM
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ahshit
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 3,024
Lonely


**This post was edited on Dec 29th 2017 at 3:52:54pm


That was the best thing I've seen on ns in While
Dec 29 2017 9:11PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,520
FIRATCan someone show me where to find the Mort grandma meme?


It was in the on3p thread. He said his grandma knows lawyers that help them get what they want.
Dec 30 2017 4:23PM
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cg.99
Posts: 318 - Karma: 720
J_SIt was in the on3p thread. He said his grandma knows lawyers that help them get what they want.

I think he said that his cousin is a lawyer, and his grandma is helping cuz she is bored and smoked all day
Dec 30 2017 4:50PM
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weedoo
Posts: 650 - Karma: 1,843
Gucciman banged mort’s mom, you heard it hear first
Dec 30 2017 5:35PM
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Jesse_
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 3,639
weedooGucciman banged mort’s mom, you heard it hear first


Gucciman7 : banged mort's mom while smoking his grandma's cigs

Pro skiers: lackin and probably virgins
Dec 30 2017 5:47PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,520
cg.99I think he said that his cousin is a lawyer, and his grandma is helping cuz she is bored and smoked all day


Oh yeah you right
Dec 30 2017 6:12PM
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FIRAT
Posts: 534 - Karma: 1,351
Gucciman7 isn't the gentleman I thought he was
Dec 30 2017 8:08PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,520
FIRATGucciman7 isn't the gentleman I thought he was


He ain't a gentleman... he's a HARDman
Dec 30 2017 10:24PM
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Jesse_
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 3,639
FIRATGucciman7 isn't the gentleman I thought he was


Nah he's just more alpha than you are. That's an actual threat though watch the fuck out.
Dec 31 2017 2:01AM
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yungQ
Posts: 178 - Karma: 842
Gucciman has had more influence on the ski industry then Nick Goepper.
Dec 31 2017 11:39AM
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woodwvrd
Posts: 91 - Karma: 188
gucciman - has gucci in his name
nicc gayper - literally has gay right in his name
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