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Yelling shit at people while riding lift/tow rope

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Peteza_Rollz
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When I see something cool or a Jerry eat it Iet out a loud sexual moan or any Chris Tucker quote. Hoyahhhs are also nice. What about you guys
Dec 27 2017 3:03PM
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highpeak
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MokI pretend I’m ski patrol and yell that I’m going to clip their pass if they don’t abide to the mountains safety regulations. Poor Jerry’s get spooked


Literally did the from the lift yesterday. Guys ducked a rope and were so bad at skiing that my friend and I caught up with them and told them they would not longer be skiing at this mountain. Think my friend's orange jacket gave it away but they were scared for a minute
Dec 31 2017 2:41PM
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highpeak
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Jesse_You must be fun at parties. Reach out to mort's grandma, if you bribe her with enough cigs I'm sure she'll help you find a sense of humour...if that doesn't work just get her lawyers to track us down bud.

Also edit*** I'm not sure how yelling uncle Jeff at people from a lift makes you an asshole. Just realized you read my other post wrong hahaha.

**This post was edited on Dec 31st 2017 at 2:13:03am


Mort memes r my new favorite thing on NS
Dec 31 2017 2:45PM
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Thisismyusethegw
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Yesterday guy riding full Saga head to toe threw a three directly under the chair and I yell from the chair “A 360? Come on man with that much Saga those numbers need to be higher!” I ended up having to ride the chair with that kid ten minutes later and let me tell you it was a very uncomfortable ride
Dec 31 2017 3:21PM
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search4freshies
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TheDoughAbidesIf I see someone repping wu tang I'll scream lyrics at them until they react


CLAN IN DA FRONT, LET YA FEET STOMP!
Jan 2 2018 9:50AM
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Ski76
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Usually scream gucciman 7

**This post was edited on Jan 2nd 2018 at 12:09:13pm
Jan 2 2018 10:42AM
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TheDoughAbides
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search4freshiesCLAN IN DA FRONT, LET YA FEET STOMP!


WU TANG KILLA BEEZ, WE ON A SWARM
Jan 2 2018 12:06PM
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EscapeTheGape
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aNIGmaI like to yell "do a backflip" from the lift. Confuses people so good ugh
Please stop being that guy.
Jan 2 2018 7:53PM
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aNIGma
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EscapeTheGapePlease stop being that guy.


Backlash already received.
Jan 2 2018 8:12PM
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HAMNATION
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I yell you dropped your weed
Jan 2 2018 8:14PM
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r._ed
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Solid opportunity for GNAR points: "I'm the best skier on the mountain" or "Hey!, I'm way better than you!"
Jan 2 2018 8:52PM
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foolmetwice
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I tend to get v annoyed and have banned myself from riding with ppl who r obnoxiously loud, obviously trying to draw attention to themselves but depends how u spread the stoke i suppose
Jan 3 2018 1:42AM
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Cade2
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^^^^^^^debbie downer, am I right?
Jan 3 2018 2:55AM
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Segsxi
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I stay silent I know they are looking up at me and they see me looking at them, they always try to do something impressive but for that brief 3 seconds I look at them in silence, I let my silence pierce the very core of their being. Whenever I get off the lift I can feel them staring, judging me for my superior style and judging the fact that I don't wear big name outerwear so therefore I am just an inferior local. I hear them yell at me from the lift they call me names like "pussy" and "bitch". I try to avoid the lift line if at all possible so that I don't have to deal with their cat calls. At my loc resorts I know of some cool spots under the lifts. I don't go to these spots on weekends and holidays just because the last time I found a cool spot the Jerries were on it, they devoured the spot, turned it into a wasteland. I always have my headphones in, that usually does the trick it keeps them off my case at the bottom when I arrive at the chairlift.
Those Jerries they sure are a different bunch I tell yee.
Jan 3 2018 9:58AM
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Volkswagen
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aNIGmaI like to yell "do a backflip" from the lift. Confuses people so good ugh


I'm guessing you also yell ''play freebird'' when you go to a concert
Jan 7 2018 3:25AM
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Whooooop
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Peteza_RollzWhen I see something cool or a Jerry eat it Iet out a loud sexual moan or any Chris Tucker quote. Hoyahhhs are also nice. What about you guys


teach me so i can do it too:(((
Jan 7 2018 6:33AM
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aNIGma
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VolkswagenI'm guessing you also yell ''play freebird'' when you go to a concert


Nah, usually I just bring a couple 10in speakers with me and then I just play it during the concert for the people around me to enjoy. Lately it's been quite hard to get passed security with my gear even though I try to explain that it's to improve the experience of those around me they don't really understand.
Jan 7 2018 11:00AM
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Peteza_Rollz
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MokI pretend I’m ski patrol and yell that I’m going to clip their pass if they don’t abide to the mountains safety regulations. Poor Jerry’s get spooked


Pretty sure this classifies as stolen valor, bro.
Nov 18 2018 3:19AM
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Nickc88
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I know a annoying little shit that yells random stuff like "turkey penis", so far he hasn't gotten kicked off a mountain yet.
Nov 18 2018 9:31AM
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iced
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weird I usually just shit off the lift onto the trail below
Nov 18 2018 12:36PM
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DrFrosticals
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I like to get overly excited and hype the people below me up until they either ski away or do something worth seeing. Especially in the morning on a Powder day
Nov 18 2018 4:26PM
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lil.Boye
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emrenDid u tell him to watch out for ditches


no one told me.
Nov 18 2018 5:20PM
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michigang
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"watch out for the snake" amazing bc most people don't stop and think about it, they panic lol
Nov 18 2018 5:37PM
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skiguy04
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neonedge"watch out for the snake" amazing bc most people don't stop and think about it, they panic lol

I use this expression a lot may as well give warning on the lift too
Nov 19 2018 3:18PM
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weastcoat
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Anytime I see a middle aged woman of any skill
Level, me and the crew will go “Goooo Michelle!!!!” Real loud lol
Nov 19 2018 3:44PM
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