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Yelling shit at people while riding lift/tow rope

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Peteza_Rollz
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When I see something cool or a Jerry eat it Iet out a loud sexual moan or any Chris Tucker quote. Hoyahhhs are also nice. What about you guys
Dec 27 2017 3:03PM
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search4freshies
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Peteza_RollzWhen I see something cool or a Jerry eat it Iet out a loud sexual moan or any Chris Tucker quote. Hoyahhhs are also nice. What about you guys


I usually get pretty hyped when I see someone shralping a hotdog line right under the lift. I just can't help but let out a "YEEEEEEE YEEE!!"
Dec 27 2017 3:08PM
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PsychicMigration
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Play Marco Polo on the lifts some people get very annoyed
Dec 27 2017 3:32PM
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grantwhitty
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It's all bout yelling "mom?" in the lodge. All of the moms get on edge.
Dec 27 2017 4:10PM
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aNIGma
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I like to yell "do a backflip" from the lift. Confuses people so good ugh
Dec 27 2017 4:37PM
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Hoyer
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aNIGmaI like to yell "do a backflip" from the lift. Confuses people so good ugh


No. Fuck people who do this its so fuckin annoying
Dec 27 2017 5:16PM
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search4freshies
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HoyerNo. Fuck people who do this its so fuckin annoying


Then do a backflip and shut them up!
Dec 27 2017 5:25PM
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JohnJonsz
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I’m for it. Encouragement, heckling, stoke, criticism—- all the yelling. Especially early in the morning when people are all hyped getting first tracks or skiing up on some hollywood line within sight if the lift
Dec 27 2017 5:30PM
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JohnJonsz
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HoyerNo. Fuck people who do this its so fuckin annoying

Kinda like when you’re skating a longboard thru town and some asshole yells “do a kickflip” and you’re like no damnit I’m late and can barely ollie this thing
Dec 27 2017 5:32PM
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Lonely
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grantwhittyIt's all bout yelling "mom?" in the lodge. All of the moms get on edge.


^^^
Dec 27 2017 5:36PM
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freeskibum82
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i prefer the just yelling a random name loudly like "KEVIN!!!!" while people ski under chairlifts. They almost always look up and almost eat shit immediately. Its also fun to yell it and randomly wave too. Works in the lift line as well. confuses people to no end.
Dec 28 2017 8:10AM
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skithetrees22
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I always shout a nice "Self Arrest!!!" to poor jerrys sliding helplessly down an icy slope
Dec 28 2017 9:37AM
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evanball
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Always activates my almonds when I eat shit and someone yells ‘yardsale’ at me :(

**This post was edited on Dec 28th 2017 at 4:09:47pm
Dec 28 2017 1:14PM
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freeskibum82
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evanballAlways activates my almonds when I eat shit and someone yells ‘yardsale’ at me


we all eventually deal with that. best to just get up and salute the crowd. they'll enjoy that.
Dec 28 2017 1:15PM
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fries
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Yesterday I saw someone shredding on some ON3Ps and I went "Yeewww!!!" And just got a silent stare
Dec 28 2017 1:40PM
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Kevski
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freeskibum82i prefer the just yelling a random name loudly like "KEVIN!!!!"


Yes hello there.
Dec 28 2017 4:06PM
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ChangeCashMoney
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evanballAlways activates my almonds when I eat shit and someone yells ‘yardsale’ at me :(

**This post was edited on Dec 28th 2017 at 4:09:47pm


Can you talk us through what it means to have your almonds activated? Is that similar to ball busting? Or does it mean you are aroused?
Dec 28 2017 8:36PM
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Jesse_
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grantwhittyIt's all bout yelling "mom?" in the lodge. All of the moms get on edge.


One of my friends started doing this the other day...so fuckin funny. You gotta switch it up a bit tho, like he wasn't getting any mom responses so he just yells UNCLE JEFF!!!!! At the top of his lungs and this middle aged old guy looked up at us in confusion, greatest moment right there.
Dec 28 2017 9:06PM
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iambusyskiing
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J_SYesterday I saw someone shredding on some ON3Ps and I went "Yeewww!!!" And just got a silent stare

Did u tell him to watch out for ditches
Dec 28 2017 9:34PM
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Kae-Lor
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Usually gotta throw some patronizing encouragement out to anyone riding with a gopro or other form of selfie stick. Nothing like a first timer looking up after I yell "get the footyyyy yeeaahhh" over a blue run. Kinda douchey on my part though.
Dec 29 2017 2:14PM
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SofaKingSick
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"fuckin mountain kids..."

- normal people
Dec 29 2017 2:39PM
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MarkusFin
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Every time I see people about to send shit I always scream "MORE SPEED". It always ends with someone sending it.
Dec 29 2017 4:08PM
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Andi_G
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I mostly throw snowballs at people
Dec 29 2017 4:10PM
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sklermang
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"Hey!...HEEEEY! Your BOOTS are UNTIED"
Dec 29 2017 5:21PM
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highpeak
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Jesse_One of my friends started doing this the other day...so fuckin funny. You gotta switch it up a bit tho, like he wasn't getting any mom responses so he just yells UNCLE JEFF!!!!! At the top of his lungs and this middle aged old guy looked up at us in confusion, greatest moment right there.


I just laughed so hard at this. gotta do that in the lodge tomorrow
Dec 29 2017 10:45PM
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Jesse_
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AndrewGravesSVI mostly throw snowballs at people


One of my friend's brother (barely know him but I know this story is true) went down in history for throwing a plastic ziplock bag filled with crushed Oreo, yogurt and chocolate Jello at a Jerry with an all white jacket. It hit him directly and exploded on impact. The Jerry was screaming at him, tried to track him down and said he was gonna beat the shit out of him...which would've been well deserved but the poor guy covered in all that shit couldn't keep up.
Dec 29 2017 10:54PM
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TheDoughAbides
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If I see someone repping wu tang I'll scream lyrics at them until they react
Dec 30 2017 3:20AM
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TripleXLHoodies
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Nothin like watching jerry chase his out of control son, jerry jr, going Mach 5 and making nascar sounds as they pass under you
Dec 30 2017 3:25AM
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soupcan
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Whenever I see someone tellying under the chair I always scream “FREE THE HEEL AND SKI FOR REAL!”
Dec 30 2017 3:34AM
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Jesse_
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soupcanWhenever I see someone tellying under the chair I always scream “FREE THE HEEL AND SKI FOR REAL!”


Dead, that's a fucking good one tho. Imma use that.
Dec 30 2017 3:58AM
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Limitanie
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One of my personal favorites is yelling at any jerry skiing way out of control hauling ass, "SKI FAST EAT ASS!" Which of course is my life motto.
Dec 30 2017 10:24AM
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Mok
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I pretend I’m ski patrol and yell that I’m going to clip their pass if they don’t abide to the mountains safety regulations. Poor Jerry’s get spooked
Dec 30 2017 10:58AM
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Brewnt
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I usually scream either “MY DICK FELL OFF” or “SKETCHY OR BUST” but that’s just me.
Dec 30 2017 10:09PM
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jensen
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"Dropped your pocket"
Dec 30 2017 10:32PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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PARTY FOUL!!!!!!!!!
Dec 30 2017 10:34PM
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jonsvibe
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Usually it's lots of yeeeew's or wooooh.... plus the occasional "anal freeeze!"

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**This post was edited on Dec 30th 2017 at 11:32:16pm
Dec 30 2017 11:28PM
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Dddsz
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Chairlift heckling is just positive hazing that should really hype you up... If getting heckled pisses you off, you're not truly having fun out there. I have some footy skiing lines in Alta chutes at JHMR where you can hear people on the lift talking shit, but immediatly cheering after I stomped the line or ate shit. It's all in good fun and pretty damn hilarious.
Dec 30 2017 11:51PM
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JoeC92
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Jesse_One of my friend's brother (barely know him but I know this story is true) went down in history for throwing a plastic ziplock bag filled with crushed Oreo, yogurt and chocolate Jello at a Jerry with an all white jacket. It hit him directly and exploded on impact. The Jerry was screaming at him, tried to track him down and said he was gonna beat the shit out of him...which would've been well deserved but the poor guy covered in all that shit couldn't keep up.


Your friends brother is a fucking asshole lol
Dec 30 2017 11:51PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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I love to cat-call women from the chairlift.
Dec 30 2017 11:58PM
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Jesse_
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JoeC92Your friends brother is a fucking asshole lol


That is correct.
Dec 31 2017 1:39AM
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CoochieSeeker
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Jesse_One of my friends started doing this the other day...so fuckin funny. You gotta switch it up a bit tho, like he wasn't getting any mom responses so he just yells UNCLE JEFF!!!!! At the top of his lungs and this middle aged old guy looked up at us in confusion, greatest moment right there.


hey that me
Dec 31 2017 1:52AM
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Jesse_
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.Dankhey that me


Yep that's you! Didn't think you'd actually see that lol
Dec 31 2017 1:58AM
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JoeC92
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.Dankhey that me


You are an asshole
Dec 31 2017 2:06AM
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Jesse_
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JoeC92You are an asshole


You must be fun at parties. Reach out to mort's grandma, if you bribe her with enough cigs I'm sure she'll help you find a sense of humour...if that doesn't work just get her lawyers to track us down bud.

Also edit*** I'm not sure how yelling uncle Jeff at people from a lift makes you an asshole. Just realized you read my other post wrong hahaha.

**This post was edited on Dec 31st 2017 at 2:13:03am
Dec 31 2017 2:11AM
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JoeC92
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Jesse_You must be fun at parties. Reach out to mort's grandma, if you bribe her with enough cigs I'm sure she'll help you find a sense of humour...if that doesn't work just get her lawyers to track us down bud.

Also edit*** I'm not sure how yelling uncle Jeff at people from a lift makes you an asshole. Just realized you read my other post wrong hahaha.

**This post was edited on Dec 31st 2017 at 2:13:03am


Haha yeah, I was jsut hoping he read the rest of the thread. But yeah, since u disrespected me like that im going to have to go ahead and call up morts cousin and HE WILL sue you for defamation.
Dec 31 2017 2:15AM
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CoochieSeeker
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JoeC92You are an asshole

lol
Dec 31 2017 2:15AM
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JoeC92
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.Danklol


Wait nvm i tohught you were jesses brothers cousins friends uncles sisters brother or whatever
Dec 31 2017 2:17AM
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Jesse_
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JoeC92Haha yeah, I was jsut hoping he read the rest of the thread. But yeah, since u disrespected me like that im going to have to go ahead and call up morts cousin and HE WILL sue you for defamation.


Yo I'm scared now, those were just jokes man. Shit I'm fucked.
Dec 31 2017 2:56AM
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JoeC92
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Jesse_Yo I'm scared now, those were just jokes man. Shit I'm fucked.


Sorry bud. I’ll send you an invoice for all your assets right now.
Dec 31 2017 2:57AM
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ChangeCashMoney
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I'm gonna start yelling "FIRAT" every time I see someone who looks like they might be on Newschoolers.
Dec 31 2017 11:51AM
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Greeney
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Kae-LorUsually gotta throw some patronizing encouragement out to anyone riding with a gopro or other form of selfie stick. Nothing like a first timer looking up after I yell "get the footyyyy yeeaahhh" over a blue run. Kinda douchey on my part though.

Footy for the boys
Dec 31 2017 1:02PM
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