So you saw Henrik Harlaut pull a phatt butter in the X games and you want in on his style. In order to become a steeze machine follow these steps. The first step is to buy the widest, softest and loudest graphic ski you can find. Next you must also buy full tilt boots as everyone has them. After acquiring that stuff go to saga, level 1 or Jiberish and Virtika and buy pants and sweatshirt in Xxl. Ok now that you have got the gear ditch the helmet and poles and hit the slopes like a G. It’s necessary to yell YHEW!! every time you do something and also constantly lean back in your skis with your feet locked together. After doing the small jumps you must only do nose grabs or safety’s while throwing a half assed cork 3 once and a while. Now you have been awakened to the world of steeze by your inside boy Xxl rat . *Drops MIC*
**This thread was edited on Dec 26th 2017 at 9:56:47pm
**This thread was edited on Dec 27th 2017 at 7:29:04am
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