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Anyone wanna meet up at Alta?

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Zachatac
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Hey guys and girls!

My awesome girlfriend surprised the fuck out of me yesterday and as a Christmas present booked me a flight to SLC, Utah and bought me a couple of day passes to Alta. Before you ask, yes, I plan on marrying her.

Last time I skied Utah I ended up meeting up with a fellow newschooler at Park City and we are still friends to this day.

So my question is, anyone wanna meet up with me and ski Alta for a couple days this week? I’m down to ski pretty much anything. I’ve been to Alta five times before but I’d love to hang with some locals who know the best spots and trails, or anyone really. I always like skiing better when I’ve got a group or a friend to ski with.

I’d also be down to hit up snogression after the ski days.

As of right now (5:15am CST) I’m still traveling and I might hit up Alta at the end of today (for the after 3pm deal), but if you’re interested in meeting up and tearing it up together, post here and I’ll PM you my number, or you can just PM me your number and I’ll text you.

And for those of you wondering, I’m 22 and pretty chill.

See you out there, hopefully!
Dec 26 2017 6:16AM
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Big.Ole.Diesel
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420 friendly?
Dec 26 2017 1:58PM
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Zachatac
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jvegas420 friendly?


I don’t smoke but I don’t mind if you do.
Dec 26 2017 7:31PM
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highpeak
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I dont think u can ski at alta ski patrol blew it up
Dec 26 2017 8:09PM
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Denseclouds
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highpeakI dont think u can ski at alta ski patrol blew it up


Alta wasn't blown up, that was chads gap. You can ski alta but its likely MFM will kick your ass for doing so, a lot of the local crews are territorial
Dec 26 2017 8:24PM
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Zachatac
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highpeakI dont think u can ski at alta ski patrol blew it up


Nahhh dude they blew up Chad's gap. You can't even get to it from the parking lot anymore.
Dec 26 2017 8:32PM
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maxrob
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Don't come anywhere near Alta. Gangs run the lifts now and you can't even get on without flashing them the sign. Which is pulling out your wiener and waving it around. If you don't flash the sign, you will most definitely get the poop beaten out of your hole
Dec 26 2017 10:55PM
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Zachatac
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maxrobDon't come anywhere near Alta. Gangs run the lifts now and you can't even get on without flashing them the sign. Which is pulling out your wiener and waving it around. If you don't flash the sign, you will most definitely get the poop beaten out of your hole


These seem like fair and reasonable terms. Thanks for lettering me know about the sign. I would like my poop to stay in my hole until I choose it not to be. Damn hood rats.

**This post was edited on Dec 27th 2017 at 10:03:58am
Dec 26 2017 11:30PM
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partyandBS
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maxrobDon't come anywhere near Alta. Gangs run the lifts now and you can't even get on without flashing them the sign. Which is pulling out your wiener and waving it around. If you don't flash the sign, you will most definitely get the poop beaten out of your hole


Louis C.K. is top bitch of the Alta gangs. Dont ever cross him.
Dec 27 2017 8:49AM
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Zachatac
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Heading to Alta after I eat some food, anyone wanna meet up today? PM for my number.
Dec 27 2017 10:04AM
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K-Dot.
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i'll be up there this weekend
Dec 27 2017 2:07PM
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yungscrum
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meet me by the hot dog shack on the west side at 3:00 pm tomorrow
Dec 27 2017 3:19PM
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Zachatac
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K-Dot.i'll be up there this weekend


Last day I’ll be skiing is Friday.
Dec 27 2017 4:10PM
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Zachatac
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yungscrummeet me by the hot dog shack on the west side at 3:00 pm tomorrow


I may or may not ski tomorrow. I’ve got a two of three day pass and I skied today so I think I might take tomorrow off and then ski again on Friday.
Dec 27 2017 4:11PM
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Crispy.
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Need more threads like this. Hope you can find a shred partner!
Dec 27 2017 6:35PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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Bet your girlfriends up to some shit rn
Dec 27 2017 8:51PM
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Zachatac
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GeneralButtNakedBet your girlfriends up to some shit rn

If by up to some shit you mean visiting with her mom who's still visiting from Christmas then yeah, she's up to her titties in shit.
Dec 28 2017 12:46AM
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theabortionator
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yungscrummeet me by the hot dog shack on the west side at 3:00 pm tomorrow


How do I get there from the Alta parking lot?
Dec 28 2017 2:59AM
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Zachatac
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theabortionatorHow do I get there from the Alta parking lot?

Pretty sure ski patrol also blew up the hot dog stand.
Dec 28 2017 9:34AM
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JuliusJ
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I'm home for the holidays or I would! Make friends on the lift!
Dec 28 2017 12:54PM
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