The Legend Of Arthritis McDinglefuck

I was just thinking bout how boring life is once you get old so I came to the conclusion that when I turn like 76 and I have nothing else going for me im gonna crack right out and change my name to Arthritis McDinglefuck and ride a decked out mobile scooter w/ 2 16 inch subs on the back But instead of playing normal music, all I play is Mongolian throat singing and smoke hella blunts.

I’ll also constantly ask people on the street where Chads Gap is but I wont even turn down music while asking them so all they hear is a clusterfuck of Mongolian throat singing and me screamin on a fucked scooter.

To take things even further, every day at 3:28pm i’ll sit outside of Home Depot on my fucked scooter still playing music and shit but i’ll just be staring through the window of the gardening section. Like ya know where all the plants and shit are? Ya like right there still smoking blunts just tweaked out and nobody knows why I go there but I just do. Just so that people in the store see me rollin up like a 76 yr old trapstar bumpin Mongolian throat singing and are like “fuck it must be 3:28 again” and all the customers inside just see me staring back blank face bunpin tunes. I just don’t wanna be one of those old fucks watching Jeopardy 24/7 thats all.