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Fuck Santa?

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Fuckthefuckoff
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does anyone else think that Santa is a bit of an asshole?
Dec 22 2017 10:58PM
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.FRY.
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Rudolf took the biggest dump on my roof last year... can’t wait to surprise him and Santa with my chlorine gas
Dec 22 2017 11:12PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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.FryRudolf took the biggest dump on my roof last year... can’t wait to surprise him and Santa with my chlorine gas


if Santa comes to my house this year i am going to shoot him
Dec 22 2017 11:16PM
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DANETRON
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The man is a real cock sucker
Dec 23 2017 1:54AM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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Santa never gives me what i want for christmas
Dec 23 2017 2:01AM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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Chets nuts roasting on an open fire.
Dec 24 2017 3:39PM
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JoeC92
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I will cuck him if he arrives at my residence
Dec 24 2017 3:46PM
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.lencon
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broccoliraabeSanta never gives me what i want for christmas


thats because there isn't enough room for your gift in his bag


Dec 24 2017 6:04PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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.lenconthats because there isn't enough room for your gift in his bag




good thing that has a suction cup on it because i can put it in a strap on and have some hot chick peg me with it
Dec 24 2017 6:41PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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If Santa doesn’t give me what I want there is going to be mass murder in my house
Dec 25 2017 1:54AM
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.FRY.
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I just caught Santa in the act, gave that motherfucker what he deserved. When I was finished beating the shit out of him I fed his remains to his reindeer, who subsequentially died. Maybe Mrs. Clause will fuck me now?
Dec 25 2017 2:03AM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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H0 H0 H0








Dec 25 2017 3:35AM
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daannnnieel
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broccoliraabeChets nuts roasting on an open fire.


fuck man, poor Chet.
Dec 25 2017 4:33AM
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iced
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Got clothes this year and couldnt be happier, thanks Santa!
Dec 25 2017 9:55AM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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All I want is world peace
Dec 25 2017 1:46PM
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jellomellow
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broccoliraabeAll I want is world peace


this whole thread is literally you just commenting random shit
Dec 25 2017 3:20PM
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Young_patty
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jellomellowthis whole thread is literally you just commenting random shit


Allow me to introduce you to double cup
Dec 25 2017 3:36PM
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Peteza_Rollz
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Charlie's mom did
Dec 25 2017 3:38PM
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jellomellow
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Young_pattyAllow me to introduce you to double cup


Just figured out this was an alias
Dec 25 2017 3:43PM
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Lonely
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jellomellowJust figured out this was an alias


You know, double cup isn't even a person. He's an idea, and you can't ban an idea.

All the shitty threads on ns are a result of him.

Even if he's gone the shitty threads will continue to be posted long after he is gone.





But yeah fuck doublecup
Dec 25 2017 11:40PM
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weedoo
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Fuck your bullshit threads
Dec 26 2017 5:34AM
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HypeBeast
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broccoliraabedoes anyone else think that Santa is a bit of an asshole?


Fuck you. Santa brought me snow for Christmas
Dec 27 2017 2:54AM
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Casey
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I saw a post about this on Facebook. Parents aren't supposed to tell their kids the expensive gifts are from Santa because it makes the poor children think that Santa doesn't care about them as much.
Dec 27 2017 12:11PM
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HypeBeast
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CaseyI saw a post about this on Facebook. Parents aren't supposed to tell their kids the expensive gifts are from Santa because it makes the poor children think that Santa doesn't care about them as much.


Wait he doesn't?
Dec 27 2017 6:18PM
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