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.FryRudolf took the biggest dump on my roof last year... can’t wait to surprise him and Santa with my chlorine gas
broccoliraabeSanta never gives me what i want for christmas
.lenconthats because there isn't enough room for your gift in his bag
broccoliraabeChets nuts roasting on an open fire.
broccoliraabeAll I want is world peace
jellomellowthis whole thread is literally you just commenting random shit
Young_pattyAllow me to introduce you to double cup
jellomellowJust figured out this was an alias
broccoliraabedoes anyone else think that Santa is a bit of an asshole?
CaseyI saw a post about this on Facebook. Parents aren't supposed to tell their kids the expensive gifts are from Santa because it makes the poor children think that Santa doesn't care about them as much.