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I invented the best Ski Resort Food ever for only $0.50. AMA

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TRVP_ANGEL
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Take a bread roll for $0.50
Take free soup crackers
Slice the bread roll in half
Put in soup crackers.

CRACKER SANDWICH

apply condiments to taste.
8 years ago
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cbj
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Wow man how much pussy do you get per day?
8 years ago
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.FRY.
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1. walk into resort cafeteria
2. take shit on the floor
3. steal a whole chicken finger plate
4. punch employee in the face if they attempt to stop you
5. achieve feeling of accomplishment
8 years ago
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MothaHucker
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I'll stick to my homemade ski lodge tomato soup recipe
8 years ago
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RudyGarmisch
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If you have to buy something you're just like part of the system man
8 years ago
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losh
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.Fry1. walk into resort cafeteria
2. take shit on the floor
3. steal a whole chicken finger plate
4. punch employee in the face if they attempt to stop you
5. achieve feeling of accomplishment


I feel like alot of your posts are connected to feces in one way or another.
8 years ago
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cozzey
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In what world would this beat ramen or other food you could bring...?
8 years ago
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.FRY.
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jlens05I feel like alot of your posts are connected to feces in one way or another.

shitting is something everyone does every day, why not make it artistic?
8 years ago
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Rockhound
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Just pretend to be a busboy like Ager and eat the trimmings of the high class
8 years ago
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mulz
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MothaHuckerI'll stick to my homemade ski lodge tomato soup recipe


Is this code for microwaved ketchup?
8 years ago
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Static
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i've been thinking about stashing otterpops and/or ice cream sandwiches all over the hill, ski into the trees for a quick snack
8 years ago
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theabortionator
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A couple times we brought a hot plate and made spaghetti in lodges. Did it at crotched for the video park one year. I saved some in a plastic walmart bag and ate it the next day. I think me + booze + walmart bag pasta, exists in video somewhere. Oh what a time to be alive.

Your version sounds at least 30% classier.
8 years ago
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Belch
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jlens05I feel like alot of your posts are connected to feces in one way or another.


you are what you post...
8 years ago
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MothaHucker
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mulzIs this code for microwaved ketchup?


1/4 cup of ketchup
Add hot water
Add coffee creamer
Salt, pepper, hot sauce to taste
Top with soup crackers (if available)
Lunch of champions
8 years ago
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HypeBeast
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$20 to the first person to do this cracker sandwich and then get it on video asking people for leftovers. And asking people if they want a sandwich too. Really talk it up
8 years ago
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search4freshies
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we used to mix hot water with ketchup and call it "tomato soup"
8 years ago
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cg.99
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Get a full cup full relish, and bam. Lunch
8 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Someone please do this so I can bring my own bowl and dig in when you leave the bathroom
8 years ago
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christianwearsch
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i'm more of a saltines and butter for $0 type of guy
8 years ago
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CharlzHub
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Does this have the same effect with corn chips / potato chips?
And what about sliced bread?
Is it more of a morning food or an afternoon appetiser?
Do I have to remove my gloves before eating?
Can it be consumed on the move?
Will I be fought for this meal in the lift line?
Does this meal support vegan and vegetarian lifestyles?
How many calories per serving?
What drink would best compliment this dish?
Is it to be served hot or cold?
7 years ago
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HypeBeast
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The real question is..... Can you eat it in 60 seconds?
7 years ago
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cool_name
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just pack a lunch....
7 years ago
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JWillySkeez
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Actually pull a Charlie Ager and pretend to be a bus boy then eat the food you acquire from other peoples tables.
7 years ago
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DirtYStylE
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Statici've been thinking about stashing otterpops and/or ice cream sandwiches all over the hill, ski into the trees for a quick snack


This works better with beer, but you really just want one good stash. Then again you waste time stopping at the stash spots when you could just consume on the lift.
7 years ago
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r._ed
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If you are on a budget and can't afford the .50 cents there is always season sure soup:

Take a cup of hot water (free)
Add ketchup and Frank's hot sauce (free)
Bingo bongo bango you have tomato soup.
7 years ago
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