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skifree919
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So when you piss and you are wearing a pair of pants with a zipper, do you just undo the zipper or do you undo the button on top AND the zipper. Personally i undo my button and then the zipper cause its really easy and convenient.



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Feb 9 2005 5:03PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
I undo my belt then pull it out over the top, thats teh quickest way. When skiing, I undo everything.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Feb 11 2005 7:33PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
just undo the buckle of the belt to losen it up a bit, then open the zipper, and enjoy...



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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner???
The drunk speeds through the stop sign and the stoner waits for it to turn green
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Feb 11 2005 7:37PM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
well for me its hard, so i pull my pant leg up to about my knee, then u gotta flop it out from under there and lift it up to hte toilet, then go nad rool it all back away. pretty simple. also, i cant sit and piss, sitting makes me have to shit, then im stuck there for a good twenty minutes
Feb 11 2005 9:05PM
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skirbrt88
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 23
urinals need spray gaurds, sometimes when its really sprayin out, firehose style, it richochets and gets on ur hands and pants



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Feb 11 2005 10:26PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
u guys are lucky, i have to unbutton, unzip, pull down THEN piddle. takes to much effort


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Feb 11 2005 11:04PM
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eastAR5
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i hate missing
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Feb 11 2005 11:05PM
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Spritz
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
^yea that sucks for you
Feb 11 2005 11:06PM
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Spritz
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 12
^yea that sucks for you
Feb 11 2005 11:08PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
yeah, that would be cool to make a sprayguard, like a colored plastic thing covering the urinal with a fairly large hole where you can pee, you could patent it and then make a shitload of money im sure!



Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner???
The drunk speeds through the stop sign and the stoner waits for it to turn green
(My real ID is french_hucker)
Feb 11 2005 11:12PM
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.scott.
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 27
remember that guy in Office Space that was talking about all you need to do is think of a really good idea like a 'jump to conclusions mat' and you're set for life. well...the splash guard for the urinal is one of those ideas.
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Feb 11 2005 11:50PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
So you're the one who pissed on my shoe? I'm gonna fucking kill you!
Feb 12 2005 12:49AM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
Oops, I meant to reply to this:
'I go to the stalls and tinkle everywhere, on the seat, the handle, the toilet paper, the handle to the stall, and on the floor next to the guys shoes who is in the stall next to me'

Feb 12 2005 12:51AM
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