when you piss...

i wear baggy clothing so i dont need to unbuttona dn undo all this shit. just pull them down and then hike them back up later.


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Holdin' it down for the South Ontarioans

haha, the bare ass is pretty damn funny. personally, i undo the belt and zipper and stuff, makes it way easier to piss, and it takes like what....two seconds.
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'You have a massive erection'
'No you see it just the pants, it's the pleats, it gives an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. I'm just going to walk this situtation off. Don't act like you're not impressed.' -Anchorman

I piss sitting down its WAYYY more comfortable. Plus in public restrooms you can read the grafetti.


i dont really have a life, but i am lazy. and i got sick of weeding through all you peoples shit cause... basically im smarter than you.
- Crystal-Needs-a-Park

haha the bare ass thing is hilarious
i never undo the button, takes WAY too long
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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.

I hate pissing sitting down, and especially if you do it in a public place, if someone else has ever pissed in the toilet standing up then there is piss all over the seat, it's nast.

If it aint Gorilla it aint Steeze

ya^

I'm White?



Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats
-mommy

i have to be very careful cause of my abnormally large manhood

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

peeing sitting down is one of my guilty pleasures.

Mac 'n' Steeze Movie
Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer

its so simple to just drop the zipper and pull it out, takes way to much effort to undo the belt and button and then you have to hold onto your pants as well as your incredibly (small in your case) large wang...
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Your not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on



Cleavage(n.): Something that can be looked down on and approved of at the same time.



What is the difference between a reindeer, an elk and a regular deer?

A reindeer is more chewy...

button and zipper. im soo gonna do the bare ass thing tommorow at school though

i just piss in my pants to avoid all the effort
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I HATE NEW YORK PRODUCTIONS

i hate new york trailer



LOGIC HEADWARE> A WAY TO KEEP UR HEAD WARM LOGIC HEADWARE

^ ha ha ha

just the zipper... this whole button and zipper thing is new to me.
Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'

i was unaware guys sat down to pee. that seems kind of weird
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ba-dum-ching!

^haha yeah seriously...umm just the zipper i guess. Uhh and u kove taking dumps in urinals




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I Heart Skiing

haha the pants at ankles
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'Best memory on Skis: When we were swinging on the chairlift, hit a lift tower and derailed the chairs' Boyd Easley

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not enough room in the zipper space, so i undo all. metal zippers suck, they pinch
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Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy

undo both, unless i have a belt on then just the zipper
A hand jobs a mans job, yo jobs a blow job

piss my pants, i hear the chicks dig it
Save A Mouse, Eat A Pussy

why would you have to undo your button and belt to take a piss??? does a 6 year old cancer patient ask for a microwave for xmas??? i dont fucken think so



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it

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They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold.

BRAD RAD

*NORTHEAST CULT*

I usally just pull in out over the top of my pants then tuck it back in


yay skiing

Just unzip.

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well, i for one have perfected my move, i call the speedster: belt button zip combo, elapsed time 1,78 seconds and voila, free willy!
on the way back, about twice that...
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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: a yé, t'es complétement cassé!

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

member 53318, o, yea.

personally i dont wear pants



-Bon Bons
**Stept Productions**
Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs

i just do the zipper.
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i just use the zipper



'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'
-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport

i dont have time to be messing with buttons i got places to be. i go for just the zipper

it comes out two holes and gets on everything



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I piss sitting down its WAYYY more comfortable. Plus in public restrooms you can read the grafetti.



faggot



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pointless post but i just use the zipper usually
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i cant cant a sit down and piss or take a dump in public restrooms cuz people piss on the seat and it never gets cleaned so i just unzip and debutton cuz i rarely wear belts
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i am Sum Ting Wong praise me- Sum Ting Wong july 5th 2004
CANADA KICKS ASSS

i don't about your male anatomy whoever tmorry is quoting, but i can't get it all out when sitting down, and it exposes you to public restroom mutant killer germs of death that kills....
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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: a yé, t'es complétement cassé!

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

member 53318, o, yea.

wow if i was a guy i'd never unbuttoned what useless excursion that is!!! but alas i don't have the utilities for this stuff anyway. i have to sit on a toilet. pop-a-squat DOESN'T work. I learned that lesson the hard way with no change of pants... had to tell people i spilled beer on myself.




-Lauren



I dropped out of high school to ski.

sweatpants nigga, sweatpants.





teem bousquet

just zipper unless there are buttons down there... or no hander in the shower


So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted

sometimes i rappid piss on the urinal and it bounces back and sprinkles all over my leg, thats why i like to piss in the stalls

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

im a chick i pull my pants off
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skiing i jsut pull it out of the zipper and ski swithc for a little. thne i don't ahve to stop.

in the bathroom i like to un button and kick back. i still use the boxer hole though, but its jsut nice to get some air on yours nuts every once in a while.



**Proud member of the d-loc fanclub**

d-loc's wit & wisdom at its best.

i undo both the zipper and the button. but tomorrow at school im going to do the bare ass thing hahaha.
-sean

i flop it over teh top its easier, unless i'm wearing tight pants then i never wear tight pants again haha... but its just so simple flop it over tuckit in and your done... oh and i forgot to mention to take a piss while its flopped out.
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-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

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The Saying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME

mine hangs down and out my pant leg so i just go wherever
-:Carpe Poon:-
When worst comes to worst skiing comes first.

i go to the stalls and tinkle everywhere, on the seat, the handle, the toilet paper, the handle to the stall, and on the floor next to the guys shoes who is in the stall next to me