Replying to Is farting causing global warming?

Ok so I was smoking so “wacky” weed a few days ago and I drifted off into the third dimension where the macanations of my inner mind became an enigma.

I started thinking about farting and all these chicks out there that are doing these juice cleanses and high protein and fiber diets. If anyone has met a chick on one of these diets, you will know that she is literally farting 24/7 and shitting her brains out constantly from all the fiber/ protein/ cleanse/ fill in the blank.

I personally find it difficult to believe that the carsinogenic fumes coming out of these filthy whores asses while they are crop dusting all over the place is good for the environment.

Should we start taxing ppl based on how much they are farting? Like these girls wearing the yogurt pants blowing these nasty farts is literally disgusting, and in my opinion they are getting away with murder.