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Is farting causing global warming?
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Ok so I was smoking so “wacky” weed a few days ago and I drifted off into the third dimension where the macanations of my inner mind became an enigma.
I started thinking about farting and all these chicks out there that are doing these juice cleanses and high protein and fiber diets. If anyone has met a chick on one of these diets, you will know that she is literally farting 24/7 and shitting her brains out constantly from all the fiber/ protein/ cleanse/ fill in the blank.
I personally find it difficult to believe that the carsinogenic fumes coming out of these filthy whores asses while they are crop dusting all over the place is good for the environment.
Should we start taxing ppl based on how much they are farting? Like these girls wearing the yogurt pants blowing these nasty farts is literally disgusting, and in my opinion they are getting away with murder.
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What??
I made global warming fart jokes in gr. 3
grow up champ
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the problem that i have with these chicks that where yoghurt pants and buy these high protein/ fiber foods and are on these juice cleanses is that they are so damn self centered, like they are putting food into their bodies in order to benefit their health, however the food that they are eating is causing them to fart constantly and is destroying the ozone layer. so it's a double-edge sword. on one hand they are putting healthy food into their bodies, and on another they are fucking up the environment.
my thought is this: we need to put a fart tax on these high protein/ fiber foods and all these juice cleanse products
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woman have been responsible for climate change all along. let’s just make it their problem.
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.Frywoman have been responsible for climate change all along. let’s just make it their problem.
Fuck ya brother
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icedWhat??
I made global warming fart jokes in gr. 3
grow up champ
nah nah let him have fun
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J_Snah nah let him have fun
i grew up on farting
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