Replying to Can't figure this song out

You are gonna be pissed. It's like this theme song from an old detective song, when I hear it it just makes me think I'm gonna be in trouble. It doesn't have an words, this is just an open opportunity to get ripped. I want to make it the ringer for my phone for when my parents call. All I can write is it's like Dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum dah. Oh my god I'm a loser


She's like that dorky Baldwin brother who isn't as good-looking or successful and never answers my letters, but he's still a Baldwin, damn it!