Replying to favourite random thought

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

lets hear em
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This is the llama. I have your cub. You must protect her, but that will be expensive. 500 colonuts, wrapped in brown paper. Midnight, behind the box.
I'll be the hiena, you'll see.
I'll got a tail slide for your rail
-llama(could be anyone)

some people call me the space cowboy
some call me the gangster of love
some people call me scooter kid (woaw waow)