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FERREZZ
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so pretty sure last night me and my girlfriend were driving to her house, and some old fucker wasnt paying attention and ran a stop sign onto the highway and hit my gf's car in the back corner (we were going about 65) and we spun pretty close to a 720 on 2 wheels, and then stopped in the other lane facing on coming traffic. scariest fuckin thing of my life luckly we didnt flip even tho it was very very close to happening considering the car was at like a 80 degree angle were lucky no other cars were coming in either lanes or i prolly wouldnt be here now. definently makes me look at things diff. now. o ya and always wear seat belts they help.
Feb 9 2005 12:29PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
that is nothing...

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Feb 9 2005 12:32PM
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FERREZZ
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fuck you dude not somthign to joke about right now

Feb 9 2005 12:32PM
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Lanemeyers
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big deal

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Feb 9 2005 12:32PM
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FERREZZ
Posts: 2234 - Karma: 19
im sure youve never even been in any kind of accident before so shut the fuck up, this was some scary shit
Feb 9 2005 12:42PM
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Lanemeyers
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Stop blowing it out of proportion. Obviously you can't drive.

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Feb 9 2005 12:58PM
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JohnnyQuid
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.... theres no way you did a 720 on two wheels
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Feb 9 2005 1:05PM
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FULLBLOWNAIDS
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good to hear u made it out of ok it really shows u how great life is and good to be here, ive had 2 of those cases lately
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Feb 9 2005 1:28PM
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skiierman
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Haha, man I think something about that story doesn't make sense... Try this for a car accident; I was driving into the city and I passed the guardrail on my left which was marked off because it was totally destroyed, didn't think much of it. A few days later I was driving in with my mom and she told me that some guy in a truck, after superbowl, was speeding, swirved through the two lanes into the guardrail, truck flipped, throwing him out because of no seatbelt, truck continued to flip over the median into the other lane, landed on it's roof and was hit head on by an on-coming semi.





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Feb 9 2005 2:07PM
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Jenna1106
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my car flipped over twice. and then landed upright.
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Feb 9 2005 2:22PM
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FERREZZ
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i wasnt driving, my girlfriend was driving and it wasnt our fault considering we got t boned, and ya it was a lil exagerated about the 720 on two wheels but we were about to flip and we did spinn around twice either way i dont care if any of you have been in worse accidents it was still scary as hell any accident like that is, it was my 1st one so you dont need to be dicks about it. im happy to still be here and i dont need to take shit from any of you guys
Feb 9 2005 2:53PM
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SchweitzerSki
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quit complaining. to be t-boned it has to look like a T!. you said he only hit you in the back corner. stop exaggerating your stupid story, nobody cares and most people have been in worse accidents than that.
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Feb 9 2005 2:58PM
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another1260poser
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glad you made it out okay, but uh..if you don't want to hear any shit from someone, why would you post it on this site? if you haven't noticed by now, many people on here are assholes and are bound to say something. this site is full of the ''oh, you broke your back? that's nothing'' kind of kids.
Feb 9 2005 2:59PM
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4skizzle
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Seeing as how you only have 100 posts I'm not inclined to care about you. If you had more than 7 or 8 hundred people might care. Come back when you're not a beginner.









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Feb 9 2005 3:05PM
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Lanemeyers
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tee hee hee...

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Feb 9 2005 4:05PM
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almostaskier
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wow, people care about my views because i have 790 something posts, not because i say meaninful and otherwise intelligent stuff, just goes to show, being superficial is the way towards a better appreciation of your person..
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Feb 9 2005 4:17PM
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4skizzle
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Yes, you are correct. Personality and character do not matter at all. You have a lot of posts you are important. You have a few posts you are less of a person and less important.









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Feb 9 2005 4:31PM
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Norred
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damn you guys can sure be fuckin assholes to new people.

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Feb 9 2005 4:38PM
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almostaskier
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800 posts!!!! i am now officially a
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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: a yé, t'es complétement cassé!

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

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Feb 9 2005 4:40PM
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4skizzle
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It's not my fault. New people deserve less respect than other people.









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Feb 9 2005 4:41PM
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almostaskier
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and for the 801 st post: .... person, and as such, i demand respect for my views as they now have worth because i have voiced 800 otherwise meaningless opinions up till now!
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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: a yé, t'es complétement cassé!

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

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Feb 9 2005 4:43PM
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4skizzle
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^ you have earned it...just barely.









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Feb 9 2005 4:51PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
congradulations

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
Feb 9 2005 4:52PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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hey so never ever drive a honda crv, i was on my way to mt bachelor and on the way out of sandy there was this head-on on the side of the road... a durango and a crv... half of the crv was basicaly gone... no way the driver or anyone in front lived.
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Feb 9 2005 4:57PM
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Kevo
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I've had some close calls in the past year too- First week of January I was driving from Brek to Vail on 70 in the middle of a pretty good storm. Visibility was kinda bad and the roads were shit. I came around this turn and a car from the oncomming lanes flipped into the median and almost into my lane. This truck in front of me slammed on its brakes and I did to, but I went completely sideways. I thought for sure I was going to flip, but just I dropped it into first gear and gave it gas to kick the back end around, I looked out my window and saw this Montero spinning out of control about 2 feet away from my car. It ended up doing about a 720 and missed me by about a foot. We were both going at highway speeds too. If it had hit me when I was sideways like that I would have flipped for sure.
Feb 9 2005 6:03PM
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davidh
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I've never been in a 'real' accident. Some asshole (my friend) had like 6 kayaks in the back of his tacoma and we were stopped behind him at a gas station and he goes to drive out but forgets to put it into drive. It's still in reverse to he rams us pretty hardcore. It wasnt all that bad.
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Feb 9 2005 7:50PM
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ryan.c
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yeah this story sounds kinda fake or just not a big deal at all
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Feb 9 2005 7:54PM
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EastcoastAR5
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your gf had some sick steez for drivin




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Feb 9 2005 7:57PM
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switchskier88
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crazy women drivers we need to take their licenses
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Feb 9 2005 8:44PM
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I once ran myself over with a 4 wheeler
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Feb 9 2005 9:42PM
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bibs_skibum
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nobody every pays attention to what i have to say and i have 1000 or so posts...shit

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Feb 9 2005 9:50PM
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skiierman
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^ Who are you again?





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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



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Feb 9 2005 9:51PM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
i have like 2000 posts or sumthin like that, and people still dont like listening to me. why do i even try?? your girlfriend doesnt even listen, when i told her to swallow, she didnt want to. after she said no, i turned her head to the side and gave her some cream in her ear. she couldnt hear the other car because her ear was clogged up.
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Feb 10 2005 8:40AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
^you have 4000 posts, and the fact that you didn't know is why people don't care...
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Feb 10 2005 8:44AM
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LittleDevil720
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that sucks man



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Feb 10 2005 9:21AM
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eastAR5
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when i was 8 my babysitter drove the wrong way down the highway it was fucking scary
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Feb 10 2005 10:59AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
its true, female driving skills reach their climax around 6 or 7...
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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: a yé, t'es complétement cassé!

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

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Feb 10 2005 1:14PM
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aggro_sk8
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why are women drivers better?







cause theyre not getting head while they drive.
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Feb 10 2005 1:57PM
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bibs_skibum
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depends on the woman^ my girlfriend has never been in a wreck but her best friend has totalled 2 cars

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Feb 12 2005 4:37PM
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hucker22
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i totalled my golf cuz i went like 40 around a 90 degree turn on the way to golf pratice, and just rocked a tree.
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Feb 12 2005 4:50PM
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4skizzle
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You totaled your golf on the way to golf practice? There might be some irony in there.









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Feb 13 2005 3:49PM
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Kotelet
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Man some of you people are stupid. This kid just experienced something horrible and the only thing you can do is to pick on him!? Obviously he was shocked and would like to talk about it and share his experience with others. So quit being arrongant, stupid, self-centered, egoistic morons and give the guy a break!

Im glad you made it out ok, just shows that you always have to be careful and watch out in traffic, accidents happen when you least expect them to.

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Feb 13 2005 4:01PM
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SchweitzerSki
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he'll get over it
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Feb 13 2005 4:03PM
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Enthuzed
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i bet welchmountainmafian took a shit piss after that happened.
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Feb 13 2005 5:49PM
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dlite!
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Feb 13 2005 7:35PM
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aggro_sk8
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see when something truely horrible happens in ones life, we go to friends, when were bitchy, or something cool happens, we go to newschoolers, thats why were being asses

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Feb 13 2005 7:37PM
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shrEddie
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why are people being jerks to a kid who almost died

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Feb 13 2005 8:54PM
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moe
Posts: 611 - Karma: 14
yah honselty this kid tells you he almost dies and was scared and all you guys have to say is

'i donno its only a true near-death experience if you do a full 900 degree rotation/ a full car flip. YOUR A PUSSY LAMER NEWBIE~!'

fuck you guys are tools. if your just gonna flame someone get the fuck out of here.
better yet do the world a favor, eat a pinecone and killyourself. at least then in death your body will have some use to society.


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Feb 13 2005 11:24PM
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skiierman
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^ Actually pinecones don't kill... And yeah people, necrophiliacs need lovin' also!





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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



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Feb 13 2005 11:28PM
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moe
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'eat a pinecone and killyourself'
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if you eat a pinecone AND kill yourself, there is a chance that in death, a tree will grow from what your body used to be.


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Feb 13 2005 11:30PM
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Kotelet
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Maaaan - i love you guys! :-S

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Feb 14 2005 4:52PM
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