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WE NEED GOOD PRANKS

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sexandskiing
Posts: 63 - Karma: 10
yo my friends and i are in a little Prankfest, there has been some crazy shit done but we my roomate and i need a really good prank to put these kids in there place so and suggestions leave here....We ride Jay we'll be there fri and sat and were building a booter message me if ur gonna be there we can session on the new pow
mountain creek is not that bad
Feb 9 2005 11:20AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
pipebomb, with glass shards glued to the outside of it, throw it their livingroom during a party, itll be hilarious


We pay our debt sometimes.
Feb 9 2005 11:36AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
do a search... there have been sooo many good prank ideas posted on NS.
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Feb 9 2005 11:48AM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21671 - Karma: 4,158
instant jello mix in the toildt bowls
Feb 9 2005 12:27PM
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norcowolverinerider
Posts: 324 - Karma: 10
light a can of axe on fire in there room., that'l fuck 'em up
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Feb 9 2005 12:55PM
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LPT_311
Posts: 2239 - Karma: 12
^ that would be stupid


find out the address to their dorm or house and send them 300 pizzas and an assload of soda.








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Feb 9 2005 1:16PM
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FULLBLOWNAIDS
Posts: 125 - Karma: 10
what would happen would it blow up
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Feb 9 2005 1:21PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
take apart his car and reassemble it in his appartment.
Feb 9 2005 1:31PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
My favorite is the 'upper deck', it's where you take a crap in the water basin above the toilet, so it rots and stinks in the there forever, while the owner thinks at first that it's just a normal smell. But it gets much, much worse, and never goes away until they figure it out.


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Feb 9 2005 4:11PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
fill your friend's car with foam peanuts, they did it to one of the teachers at my school
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Feb 9 2005 4:17PM
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lipen69
Posts: 2301 - Karma: 16
naw yo^^^ we filled some kids drawr with foam peanutes and trash and took all his clothes and put them in another room. its funny because they wont have clothes to wear, all they will have is foam rolf
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Feb 9 2005 4:22PM
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McStooge
Posts: 775 - Karma: 10
try the one where you tape them up to a chair, gag their mouth, and stripped to their boxers. leave them in the middle of the street (preferably a major intersection) so that someone HAS to move them.

you could also reassemble their entire room outside. make sure you do this sometime before dark, so that it'll be real difficult to take back inside before night.

while he's out at class, bring in some sod and cover his entire floor with grass. make sure you water it too.

good luck
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Feb 9 2005 4:51PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
rape his sister


- Harvιε



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Feb 9 2005 5:41PM
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friday01
Posts: 1342 - Karma: 24
get them really drunk and drive them to the middle of no where and leave em passed out in the road
Feb 9 2005 5:44PM
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skirbrt88
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 23
fill skiboots with water then put them in the freezer overnight



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Feb 9 2005 5:46PM
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friday01
Posts: 1342 - Karma: 24
get them really drunk and drive them to the middle of no where and leave em passed out in the road
Feb 9 2005 5:47PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
thats stupid^

re-esemble their room in the bathroom... if they live in dorms
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Feb 9 2005 5:59PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
^yeah it is...the axe can wont blow up it just catches on fire
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Feb 9 2005 8:22PM
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PurpleSkier
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Feb 9 2005 9:03PM
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mr.ski
Posts: 384 - Karma: 11
confetti in the car's air intake.


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Feb 9 2005 10:04PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
shit on thier face then tape them up and put an electric toothbrush up thier ass on the 'on' position.

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Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats
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Feb 9 2005 11:07PM
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El.Capitan
Posts: 654 - Karma: 11
light a huge paper bag of dog shit on fire, leave it on their doorstep, knock on the door, and run away. when they try to stomp on the bag to put the fire out, they'll get shit everywhere and it'll smell like hell---ive tried it before, and it works
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One day, a blonde takes her car into the repair shop because she says it's been acting weird lately. The repair man works on the car, and after a while he comes out and says 'Well, I've found your car's problem.'
The blonde asks 'So what was wrong with it?'
The repair man answers, 'Oh, nothing serious, just shit in the carborator.'
The blonde says, 'Okay, how often do I have to do that?'
Feb 9 2005 11:29PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
Get crickets from the local pet store and release them in their room. Not only will there be bugs everywhere, but they won't be able to sleep with all the chirping!
Feb 10 2005 12:14AM
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uuhno
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
mix some amonium and bleach in there room




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Feb 10 2005 4:23PM
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skibum®
Posts: 520 - Karma: 13
put sugar in the gas tank of their car, the engine won't start
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Feb 10 2005 5:40PM
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xnick11
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 171
^ that would but dumb cause it will probably mess the engine up...and also the axe bottle does blow up if u light it on fire the right way some friends and i do it in fires and it blow into pieces to u need to take cover...but heres one if they have computer send a virus to it or something so that its all messed up,put glue in their door locks,piss in a cup and refridgerate and say its apple juice or something,or gule their notes together(ive done that one haha...its fun)
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Feb 10 2005 5:50PM
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spyder1
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 11
if they have waterbottles in their rooms, empty them out and fill it with vinegar and you never notice the difference until you drink it, i had it done to me, definately one of the worst tastes ever.




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Feb 10 2005 10:57PM
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xnick11
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 171
^good one
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Feb 10 2005 11:19PM
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another1260poser
Posts: 873 - Karma: 10
like on ''bumfights'' - piss in a 40 bottle and give it to one of them after they've already had a few.
Feb 10 2005 11:31PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
wire thier horn to their brakes in their car... then they drive down the street and honk like an idiot!!
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Feb 11 2005 12:12AM
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another1260poser
Posts: 873 - Karma: 10
haha, yeah i saw that somewhere, prolly ebaumsworld or something. that's definately a good one and wouldn't be all that difficult.
Feb 11 2005 12:23AM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
my suit is kinda in the middle of a prank war, it just broke down to physical violence last night after we dumped ice water on one kid when he got out of the shower, he threw the bucket at me and hit me in the head and punched the other kid who helped, so then i tried to beat him up cause he cut my head but he locked himself in his room, i still havent seen him yet today an im still contemplating hitting him in the face cause i have a gash in my forehead
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Feb 11 2005 12:18PM
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Rez4frederick
Posts: 4740 - Karma: 40
^hahaaha, its so funny when someone gets kinda hurt and just instantly rages and a fight brakes out. hahah
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Feb 11 2005 12:24PM
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mmm4twintips
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 11
here you go get popcorn kernels and stuff them in the exhaust of the car and as they are driving popcorn will start comming out follow behind and take pictures
Feb 11 2005 6:29PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
none of the car things work...they tested them out on mythbusters and they dont do anything....abd amonia and bleach will kill them




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Feb 11 2005 6:55PM
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AJ_concepts
Posts: 903 - Karma: 11
freeze like 5-10 cans of shaving cream (depending on the size of the room) then when they are rock solid, cut off the bottums with a razor blade, roll them under a couch or somthing like that, and when they thaw they will expand....one can can fill the back seat of a car....do the match!
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Feb 11 2005 6:55PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
serious? thats sweet. but does all the pressure like burst out when you bust the bottom?
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Feb 11 2005 7:22PM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
film yourself putting their toothbrushes in your ass then send them the tape like a month later
Feb 11 2005 7:33PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
^^nope, no pressure release, becuase its all frozen



I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

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Feb 11 2005 8:25PM
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nsnski240
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 15
wow, i can't wait to do this shit.

Also: Penny lock his door. poke a small hole in a shaving cream can and role it in his room or through a window. It'll spray everywhere...same with a soda can, put the hole on the little circle that holds the tab on.

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Feb 11 2005 8:54PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
the shaving cream one is so much fun! works like a charm if you do it right


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Feb 11 2005 9:16PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
fuck their moms.
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Feb 12 2005 1:07AM
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ECboarder698
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
fuck his sister. but i like the shaving cream idea!

-steve

people are stupid.
dont piss me off; im running out out places to put the bodies
Feb 12 2005 10:27AM
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skiierman
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Place a wall of cinder blocks in front of their dorm room and inside those block, carefully place a lot of little stink bombs so when they try to remove the wall, they'll get stinky.





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Feb 12 2005 11:07AM
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TahoeSkiPunk720
Posts: 246 - Karma: 10
shave his cat and throw it out the window



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Feb 12 2005 11:26AM
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skirbrt88
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 23
hide a raw fish in their car



Land Shark, Land Shark.
Feb 14 2005 5:37PM
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