there is this guy at my hill. He rides with a troy lee designs D2 tank helmet. it's about 400 bucks. His idol is seth morrison and he says that he is going up to the lyngen alps here in norway, top pull a double lincoln loop. The only problem is that he can hardly ski. The only thing he pulls on jumps are splits and twists. He is suck a fag. we ask him why he rides with his helmet. He tells us: 'Well, this one time i jumped so fucking far on this jump and i landed on my face at the bottom of the landing and i nearly broke my jaw and all my teeth' wich is bullshit 'cause he can't even clar the gap. 'And if seth wears one, why can't i?'
Is it just me, or is he a fag?
if shes with a new guy then that means you either have a small penis or you suck at having sex or both so just kill yourself now and end your pain!
-Laterials