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Zip or button fly?

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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
which one do yall prefer?

i like button flys...
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Feb 9 2005 7:02AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Zip...i'm not gay,


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Feb 9 2005 7:07AM
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RaginCajun
Posts: 316 - Karma: 10
they make buttoned ones? thats dumb, its gotta be so much more work.







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Feb 9 2005 7:36AM
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Munga
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 11
im going to take down that ykk zip brand every zip i c has it on it
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Feb 9 2005 7:42AM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
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Feb 9 2005 8:56AM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
why the fuck would you use a button fly? ZIIIIIPER
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Feb 9 2005 9:04AM
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Craigskis
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Button fies are so much better...


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Feb 9 2005 10:02AM
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neonpink
Posts: 336 - Karma: 11
zip, duh. buttons are a lot of work
Feb 9 2005 10:11AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
a Button fly is much more comfortable when taking a wizz. It may take more time to do up, but you dont get zipper bites on your wang.
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Feb 9 2005 11:17AM
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rebuc2
Posts: 293 - Karma: 9
uhhhhhhh.. zip
Feb 9 2005 11:20AM
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bigJ
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I like J.Crew's button fly



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Feb 9 2005 12:23PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
there is a reason that all of the high end jeans have button flies and the cheap ones have zipper
Feb 9 2005 12:25PM
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threejay
Posts: 2584 - Karma: 15
button for looks...zipper for easy access



Feb 9 2005 12:26PM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
I fucking hate button fly. I was with this girl the other day and she had those shits on and it's like a fucking chastity belt. I told her to never wear them around me again.





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Feb 9 2005 12:37PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
Ya, button flies blow on chicks because you actually have to undo them. On myself it doesn't really matter because I usually have to buy my pants too big around the waist in order to get the leg length cuz I'm a lanky fuck! So I don't have to undo it anyways.
Feb 9 2005 12:45PM
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OReJow
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 9
button flys. they don't make that pup tent when you sit down. and as seinfeld said 'that's one place on my body where i don't want interlocking metal teeth'. also, if the chicks got a button fly on, just pull, you don't have to individually undo each one, just rip that shit off.
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Feb 9 2005 12:49PM
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norcowolverinerider
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zipper, way easier to get undone in a hurry+way less work, Zipper wins my vote
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Feb 9 2005 12:54PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I think it is impossible to catch your dick in your zipper. Especially if you're wearing underwear.

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Feb 9 2005 2:57PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
good^ i thought it was impossible to get it stuck in a zipper, it doesn't stick out far enough...
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Feb 9 2005 4:38PM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
Definetly nipped some dick skin with a zipper before. Fuckin painful.





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Feb 9 2005 4:42PM
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PowderCanuck
Posts: 2626 - Karma: 10
button. there's no zipper to catch, and you don't have to worry about your fly being undone with buttons.



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Feb 9 2005 4:46PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
guys- zipper
chicks- button, looks good
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Feb 9 2005 4:51PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
zip. I have a pair of pants with buttons but thats only because my grandma doesn't know I'm a guy.


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Feb 9 2005 5:40PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
hahahahahahahha. doesnt stick out far enough. hahaha.



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Feb 9 2005 6:09PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
buttons. levis 501's.
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Feb 9 2005 6:12PM
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beefbud
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i hate when i see some really nice pair of pants but they've got the button up crotch....not cool



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Feb 9 2005 6:45PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
button
Feb 9 2005 7:00PM
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zorbazdeer
Posts: 194 - Karma: 10
zip
Feb 9 2005 7:02PM
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cko
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 32
I think it depends on the brand of button-fly. Some are hard to deal with and that's just unnecessary. But a good button up like the volcoms I'm wearing now are sick, and a welcome bit of change from the zip.

Not sure why but a lot of people don't like button-fly. I would think that for guys at least, zippers have the larger danger factor and would therefore be more hated.


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Feb 9 2005 7:11PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
i don't see how its possible to get bitten by your zipper? i mean you unzip it all the way, pull it out and stick it back in, it doesn't even have to touch your zipper especially if you have boxers on, and zipper all the way...
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Feb 9 2005 7:11PM
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KingShit
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I got a buddy who caught his dick in a zipper a week ago and he said its the most painful thing he ever had to experience. So becareful when you zip that shit up peoples.

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Feb 9 2005 7:49PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
atlanta you just gayer and gayer dont you? button flys are for bitches and queers




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Feb 9 2005 7:53PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
^ baggy pants ae for bitches and queers. zippers are on baggy pants. hmm... buttons.
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Feb 9 2005 8:38PM
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winterkid33
Posts: 2267 - Karma: 52
most jeans have buttons and zippers actually all my pant have buttons and zippers a button on the top then a zipper my dress pants and jeans I wear fairly mainstream brands soooo..... actually ive never seen pants with only buttons like with 5 buttons that go up and only one button would make any diff. now im quite sure all pants have a button and zipper cause just a zipper would come undone ive seen pull strings and strings you tie but never only buttons or zippers dont know what all a yall are talkin about


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Feb 9 2005 9:17PM
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i prefer both
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Feb 9 2005 9:20PM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
all buttons suck when you have to go to the bathroom really fast and cant get them open, plus when im taking them off i always pop buttons
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Feb 9 2005 9:29PM
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Kevo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136
Botton flies are actually pretty comfortable for some reason. The ones I have give me more room or something/
Feb 9 2005 9:34PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
button because theirs nothing better than a dexterity test when you need to pee badly.

or go with zip if you dont enjoy peeing on yourself
Feb 9 2005 11:37PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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i have button jeans and i can't button them. not that they dont fit i just hate getting the button in the whole. zippers are faster but they do tend to come down during the day. hahahah


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Feb 9 2005 11:40PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
Zippers aren't a problem if you wear boxers (or tighty whitties for that matter) but some dudes like to free ball it. It's more comfortable but there would be nothing worse than getting your johnson pinched by a zipper.
Feb 9 2005 11:50PM
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Freestyla_01
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The key to buying button fly jeans is to buy a style that has a bit tighter of legs, but then get them a size or so in the waist too big, so when you have to drain the main vein, you just undue the top button, as you normally would with a zipper fly, but then the pants slip fine down past your wang enough to pee.
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Feb 10 2005 12:09AM
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mintcrue
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obviously zip! it takes an hour to undo and redo the button ones to piss, and plus i am not gay

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Feb 10 2005 12:13AM
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brokebutitsworthit
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nope ive been bit and it was by far my least favourite part of the day, i dont care, both work
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Feb 10 2005 2:17AM
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alpinecowboy84
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button fly, adds that bit of robust steeze to the crotch area.

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Feb 10 2005 4:42AM
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Freestyla_01
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Plus with button, by the time the girl gets to your wang, she'll be craving it like a fat kid using an easy bake oven.
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Feb 10 2005 12:54PM
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devine
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buttons suck zipper all the way

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Feb 10 2005 1:05PM
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skifiend
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atlantaski = trend whore of NS. I saw this show on MTV last night called Sweet 16 or something like that. They showed this pansy-ass trust-funder who wanted a party on a tennis court. This kid had 2 shirts on with his collars ''popped'' and all I could think of was ''this is what atlantaski must look and act like''....i had to turn the channel...

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Feb 10 2005 1:10PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
turn the channel?

my main reason for zip is: i can't get Dude stuck in em, they scare him away...
and and it helps when you really got to go...
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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: a yé, t'es complétement cassé!

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

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Feb 10 2005 1:18PM
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skodeo7
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haha I got these sick ass north face cargo pants that have a velcro fly....sooo money. its so fucking funny, cause you undo the velcro, and then right when you open, there is this little vertical patch thing that says 'never stop exploring' right in the crotch. so great.
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Feb 10 2005 2:51PM
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mark.p
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zip.. buttons are soo annoying
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Feb 10 2005 4:25PM
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caro.dillon
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wow, what a gay post
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