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TGR in short.
-A Dentist who own 20 pairs of DPS Skis.
-Most likely rich?
-Has a barbie wife who actually resembles a Bull Dog.
-Is a weekend warrior.
-Has a gay Ned Flanders hairstyle and a Pedostache.
-Want to suck every Pro Skiers dick.
-Has $4000 of gear including a GoPro Hero 6.
-Thinks the fingers at Squaw Valley is Gnarly as fuck.
-Most likely a agresseur d'enfant.
Ive found the tgr forum is way to Fuckin big. Every thread seems to either vanish into the depths with maybe 2 responses or have 800+ pages. Doesnt really feel like a community unless youve been in it for 10 years or so.
D.B.TGR in short.
-A Dentist who own 20 pairs of DPS Skis.
-Most likely rich?
-Has a barbie wife who actually resembles a Bull Dog.
-Is a weekend warrior.
-Has a gay Ned Flanders hairstyle and a Pedostache.
-Want to suck every Pro Skiers dick.
-Has $4000 of gear including a GoPro Hero 6.
-Thinks the fingers at Squaw Valley is Gnarly as fuck.
-Most likely a agresseur d'enfant.
- moved to Seattle in their thirties
- works in the tech industry
- only skis Alpental one day a week for three hours
did they make fun of you playing steezy barbie dressup with your tall tee's
are you sure you werent just jonged by a strong community
that doesn't give cred or karma e cookies for starting shitty threads
i sure if ya got the bish to call the 420 dude
he'd roust up those who have caused your butthurt and sadness
You guys are way out of touch with what TGR is, the deomographic it really serves. Not to mention the TGR community is way better at lampooning itself than what you have managed to come up with in this thread.
D.B.TGR in short.
-A Dentist who own 20 pairs of DPS Skis.
-Most likely rich?
-Has a barbie wife who actually resembles a Bull Dog.
-Is a weekend warrior.
-Has a gay Ned Flanders hairstyle and a Pedostache.
-Want to suck every Pro Skiers dick.
-Has $4000 of gear including a GoPro Hero 6.
-Thinks the fingers at Squaw Valley is Gnarly as fuck.
-Most likely a agresseur d'enfant.
haha the fingers are definitely gnarly but youre right, theyre pro dicksucks as bad as NS is. most of your list is weird and way too specific though
SFBv420.0did they make fun of you playing steezy barbie dressup with your tall tee's
are you sure you werent just jonged by a strong community
that doesn't give cred or karma e cookies for starting shitty threads
i sure if ya got the bish to call the 420 dude
he'd roust up those who have caused your butthurt and sadness
SFBv420.0did they make fun of you playing steezy barbie dressup with your tall tee's
are you sure you werent just jonged by a strong community
that doesn't give cred or karma e cookies for starting shitty threads
i sure if ya got the bish to call the 420 dude
he'd roust up those who have caused your butthurt and sadness
and send them swag.
You don't post often
But when you do it is neat
Every time I read your poetry
It's like a little treat
snowfindervisual aids for what a tgr member looks like
-I do this (almost) everyday.
-I don’t post on TGR. I prefer NS instead.
-I don’t call myself a "Ski Tourer" or "Ski Mountaineer. I'm just Skier like everyone else.
-Don't judge me.
**This post was edited on Nov 28th 2017 at 3:49:53pm
I really like how certain people on here make fun of "TGR Guys" for having all new gear and spending money on lavish vacations to ski towns all over the world. Maybe I am getting older than most Newschooler members, but the people that can do this are keeping a struggling snow sports industry afloat a whole lot more than a sell trade section on Newschoolers. Nothing against either party, but everyone has their own way of skiing...that's why we have our site and they have theirs.
I'm not a big park guy but prefer ns all the way. the tgr forums are much more confusing and when i asked how to start a thread for a question i got called a Jong. Funny now that I look back but at the time I just wanted to ask a simple question and the people were annoying
D.B.TGR in short.
-A Dentist who own 20 pairs of DPS Skis.
-Most likely rich?
-Has a barbie wife who actually resembles a Bull Dog.
-Is a weekend warrior.
-Has a gay Ned Flanders hairstyle and a Pedostache.
-Want to suck every Pro Skiers dick.
-Has $4000 of gear including a GoPro Hero 6.
-Thinks the fingers at Squaw Valley is Gnarly as fuck.
-Most likely a agresseur d'enfant.
sickskiMy type of skiing belongs in tgr except tgr has a shitty format and ns has wayyyyy better people.
Same here, I skied park a lot as a teenager but don't fuck with it as much these days. NS is way chiller, if you ask a dumb question or post to the wrong forum you won't have your life threatened by a dentist from Houston.
My guess is that TGR has far more guys who can handle the Fingers than NS does. And I would actually say people on NS suck pro dick much harder. Skiers on TGR really don't give a fuck about park pros, and many don't care about the big mountain pros all that much. NS sucked Wallisch's dick WAAAY harder than TGR ever sucked on anyone. Overall people on TGR care far less about pro skiing than people on NS, in general.
I would agree that many are weekend warriors who ski 40 days a year. I'm one of them. I lived in the mountains for half a decade and I am happy with where I am now. I loved my time in the mountains, but it was time to leave. There are lots of very bitter older people in ski towns, I didn't want to be one of them.
Someone said TGR lampoons itself far better than NS. This thread is evidence of that.
D.B.TGR in short.
-A Dentist who own 20 pairs of DPS Skis.
-Most likely rich?
-Has a barbie wife who actually resembles a Bull Dog.
-Is a weekend warrior.
-Has a gay Ned Flanders hairstyle and a Pedostache.
-Want to suck every Pro Skiers dick.
-Has $4000 of gear including a GoPro Hero 6.
-Thinks the fingers at Squaw Valley is Gnarly as fuck.
-Most likely a agresseur d'enfant.
This made my whole day. I almost wish it wasn't as accurate classssic
D.B.TGR in short.
-A Dentist who own 20 pairs of DPS Skis.
-Most likely rich?
-Has a barbie wife who actually resembles a Bull Dog.
-Is a weekend warrior.
-Has a gay Ned Flanders hairstyle and a Pedostache.
-Want to suck every Pro Skiers dick.
-Has $4000 of gear including a GoPro Hero 6.
-Thinks the fingers at Squaw Valley is Gnarly as fuck.
-Most likely a agresseur d'enfant.
forgot to add that they refuse to ski if the "snows bad"
Jon_Tafferforgot to add that they refuse to ski if the "snows bad"
True, JHMR is a ghost town until it snows... On pow days all the old rich bois come crawling out of their graves to ski until it's tracked out at 10AM...then they return to slumber until the next storm.
D.B.TGR in short.
-A Dentist who own 20 pairs of DPS Skis.
-Most likely rich?
-Has a barbie wife who actually resembles a Bull Dog.
-Is a weekend warrior.
-Has a gay Ned Flanders hairstyle and a Pedostache.
-Want to suck every Pro Skiers dick.
-Has $4000 of gear including a GoPro Hero 6.
-Thinks the fingers at Squaw Valley is Gnarly as fuck.
-Most likely a agresseur d'enfant.
dan4060My guess is that TGR has far more guys who can handle the Fingers than NS does. And I would actually say people on NS suck pro dick much harder. Skiers on TGR really don't give a fuck about park pros, and many don't care about the big mountain pros all that much. NS sucked Wallisch's dick WAAAY harder than TGR ever sucked on anyone. Overall people on TGR care far less about pro skiing than people on NS, in general.
I would agree that many are weekend warriors who ski 40 days a year. I'm one of them. I lived in the mountains for half a decade and I am happy with where I am now. I loved my time in the mountains, but it was time to leave. There are lots of very bitter older people in ski towns, I didn't want to be one of them.
Someone said TGR lampoons itself far better than NS. This thread is evidence of that.
D.B.TGR in short.
-A Dentist who own 20 pairs of DPS Skis.
-Most likely rich?
-Has a barbie wife who actually resembles a Bull Dog.
-Is a weekend warrior.
-Has a gay Ned Flanders hairstyle and a Pedostache.
-Want to suck every Pro Skiers dick.
-Has $4000 of gear including a GoPro Hero 6.
-Thinks the fingers at Squaw Valley is Gnarly as fuck.
-Most likely a agresseur d'enfant.
Fingers at squaw. all depends on line choice, yea if u Wilson that shit its gnarly. Correction: they think just making it down the fingers is gnarly/claim it super fuckin hard.
D.B.TGR in short.
-A Dentist who own 20 pairs of DPS Skis.
-Most likely rich?
-Has a barbie wife who actually resembles a Bull Dog.
-Is a weekend warrior.
-Has a gay Ned Flanders hairstyle and a Pedostache.
-Want to suck every Pro Skiers dick.
-Has $4000 of gear including a GoPro Hero 6.
-Thinks the fingers at Squaw Valley is Gnarly as fuck.
-Most likely a agresseur d'enfant.
