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introvert
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I went skiing today.

Saw some kid with an NS sticker on his helmet, I would peg him to be around 16-17. I approached him and asked, "Do you know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?"

He had no idea what I was talking about....Kids these days.
Blasphemy.


I logged on NS for the first time in years to post this.
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TheDoughAbides
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thats fucked up
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theabortionator
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A great American tragedy. The fuck happened to kids these days? Damn smart phones and the the internet are rotting their brains! (maybe posted from a smart phone)
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shredasaurus
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theabortionatorA great American tragedy. The fuck happened to kids these days? Damn smart phones and the the internet are rotting their brains! (maybe posted from a smart phone)


kinda funny ur the most active ns member and ur a snowbaorder haha
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ChangeCashMoney
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I'm assuming the correct answer would have been "buy Full Tilts young pilgrim. They will guide your path." Right???
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introvert
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ChangeCashMoneyI'm assuming the correct answer would have been "buy Full Tilts young pilgrim. They will guide your path." Right???

False.


Ski patrol blew it up.
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ChangeCashMoney
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introvertFalse.


Ski patrol blew it up.


Oh, word.
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theabortionator
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shredasauruskinda funny ur the most active ns member and ur a snowbaorder haha


It's quite sad isn't it?
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peterpants
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this callout definitely worked better a few years ago... i think it should be mandatory knowledge as an NS member
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TOAST.
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introvertFalse.


Ski patrol blew it up.


That thread was made before ski patrol blew ot up...wrong answer.
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The.Fish
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i think “pee in her butt” is more recognizable tbh but its sad he didn’t know that ski patrol blew it up. There is a good chance he doesn’t know what chads is
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matt_720
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Boi
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Chubz.
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The only succesful call out ive experienced has been with mr bishop
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th3_h0mbr3z_666
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shit man whats wrong with the world #amiright
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lloyd_braun
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is that like a TGR person asking " do you have change for a nickel"
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partyandBS
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I still yell CCCHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! and people look at me like I'm the weird one . . .
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Andi_G
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This thread is going to be full of old jaded guys who just have a bunch of chemickals up their butt
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WillTheNoChill
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how do you not know what chads gap is!!!!!!!!
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equinn
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Hes working with the government and ski patrol to try to cover up the fact that they blew it up
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Mingg
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Chubz.The only succesful call out ive experienced has been with mr bishop


This brings back great memories.
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Kreech
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I'll refer you to my sig
AndrewGravesSVThis thread is going to be full of old jaded guys who just have a bunch of chemickals up their butt
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FIRAT
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The fact that you're a snowboarder? Yeah, quite sad (I'm joking guys, don't kill me)
theabortionatorIt's quite sad isn't it?
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theabortionator
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FIRATThe fact that you're a snowboarder? Yeah, quite sad (I'm joking guys, don't kill me)


Permaban. (I'm joking, or am I?) But really I'm joking. I don't care. Only time I ski now is my splitboard. If I had boots I'd prolly go out more.

I think it's been 3 or 4 years since I've skied.
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Stinging_Roger
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Saw a kid wearing an og arsenic 33 t-shirt, told him to hit the only trick in the world, kid stared at me completely serious and asked "what's the only trick in the world?" fucking blasphemous
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csdavidson18
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"backwards"
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TRVP_ANGEL
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literally two days ago, saw some kid plastered with NS, Traveling circus, line stickers, etc and ran up to him and said "go tell eheath to stop eating so much doritos" and he had no idea what i meant >:( >:( im mad asf rn
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dwt802
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Just plan a short trip to Alta, get shit on by everyone, don't let people get territorial, go to Alta and just fucking send it and prove people wrong. These clips are legendary, long before my days.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/44201/Chads-Gap-Front-Flip
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/47857/Andrew-Creed-s-360-over-Chads-Gap
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elena.mcgov
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I’m 15 and I get it

**This post was edited on Nov 28th 2017 at 11:01:09pm
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Smuffy
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dwt802Just plan a short trip to Alta, get shit on by everyone, don't let people get territorial, go to Alta and just fucking send it and prove people wrong. These clips are legendary, long before my days.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/44201/Chads-Gap-Front-Flip
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/47857/Andrew-Creed-s-360-over-Chads-Gap


whaaaat i thought these clips had disappeared into the internet. truly some legendary shit
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Mr.Bishop
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introvertI went skiing today.

Saw some kid with an NS sticker on his helmet, I would peg him to be around 16-17. I approached him and asked, "Do you know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?"

He had no idea what I was talking about....Kids these days.
Blasphemy.


I logged on NS for the first time in years to post this.


Many of them don’t even know Newschoolers is a website. I’ve met plenty who think it’s an Instagram account.

Just need to convert them to thinking that Instagram account made an app and were set with the new generation.
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hendrik.
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Mr.BishopI’ve met plenty who think it’s an Instagram account.


lolwut.

also, NS Army for lyfe....where's my spork?
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Mr.Bishop
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hendrik.lolwut.

also, NS Army for lyfe....where's my spork?



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tdollo
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Hey Bishop...


**This post was edited on Nov 29th 2017 at 12:35:16pm
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JWillySkeez
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We need a second coming of our lord and savior Tod Wallnuts. Only that can bring back Newschoolers.
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JHaller
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ChangeCashMoneyI'm assuming the correct answer would have been "buy Full Tilts young pilgrim. They will guide your path." Right???


You have no clue. You can't just go and hit Chad's. Also Mack Dawg crew and MFM will beat you up
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DirtYStylE
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You know what really grinds my gears.... when other people are skiing and my mt. hasn't opened yet.
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dwt802
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Mr.BishopMany of them don’t even know Newschoolers is a website. I’ve met plenty who think it’s an Instagram account.
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That's crazy to think some people don't even know Newschoolers is a website.
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Mr.Bishop
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dwt802That's crazy to think some people don't even know Newschoolers is a website.


New Generation.... I mean they just use the internet differently.
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Nick_Pank
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I live in PA and i still know what chads gap is lmao
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saskyskier71
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dwt802That's crazy to think some people don't even know Newschoolers is a website.


its a website? I thought they just made cool stickers and advertised on shredsauce
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BigScaryLarry
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e.moneySaw a kid wearing an og arsenic 33 t-shirt, told him to hit the only trick in the world, kid stared at me completely serious and asked "what's the only trick in the world?" fucking blasphemous


yo thats mad fucked up. somewhere in oregon dan is shaking his head in disgrace
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-Dan
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e.moneySaw a kid wearing an og arsenic 33 t-shirt, told him to hit the only trick in the world, kid stared at me completely serious and asked "what's the only trick in the world?" fucking blasphemous


Chances are this was some young gun kid who was lucky enough to grab some hand me downs at the peace pipe jam in May. Great opportunity for me to get rid of clothes I don’t wear anymore and make kids think I’m cooler than I am. Next time teach him the only trick for me and help us put another real1 in the world.
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Stinging_Roger
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-DanChances are this was some young gun kid who was lucky enough to grab some hand me downs at the peace pipe jam in May. Great opportunity for me to get rid of clothes I don’t wear anymore and make kids think I’m cooler than I am. Next time teach him the only trick for me and help us put another real1 in the world.


Dan is for the children!! Kid actually threw a nicer lip b2 than I did once I elaborated
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Dmilky3
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Wow what an outrage
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Jesse_
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Just saw a mogul kid today with a giant white NS sticker on the side of his helmet. Like all the other peeps with a NS sticker I've meet with the exception of one ski patroler that knew the callout, all these kids think newschoolers is just an instagram page... SMH
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Sharko
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It was 2 weeks ago, Breckenridge, top of quicksilver lift.

I was in green, black helmet, I leaned over and asked you if you knew how to get to chads gap from the bottom of Alta.

You were in black with a Jibberish sticker on your helmet and you replied that ski patrol blew it up.

We locked eyes (I mean probably, mirrored goggles so who knows right?) and though our paths never crossed again, I saw eternity in that moment.
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partyandBS
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SharkoIt was 2 weeks ago, Breckenridge, top of quicksilver lift.

I was in green, black helmet, I leaned over and asked you if you knew how to get to chads gap from the bottom of Alta.

You were in black with a Jibberish sticker on your helmet and you replied that ski patrol blew it up.

We locked eyes (I mean probably, mirrored goggles so who knows right?) and though our paths never crossed again, I saw eternity in that moment.


Brews from the maggie aye?
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TRVP_ANGEL
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SharkoIt was 2 weeks ago, Breckenridge, top of quicksilver lift.

I was in green, black helmet, I leaned over and asked you if you knew how to get to chads gap from the bottom of Alta.

You were in black with a Jibberish sticker on your helmet and you replied that ski patrol blew it up.

We locked eyes (I mean probably, mirrored goggles so who knows right?) and though our paths never crossed again, I saw eternity in that moment.


... No homo
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Sharko
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partyandBSBrews from the maggie aye?


Was it you? I was hoping it was Gucciman7...
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Segsxi
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Saw a snowboarder rocking a ns hoodie the other night. I didn't say shit because 1- He was riding safely 2- NS IS FULL OF HASBEEN CRYBABIES and i'm not one of them 3- I didn't give a shit that he was wearing NS and didn't know was NS was he seemed to be having a good time and at the end of the day that's what matters 4- At the end of the day his hoodie wasn't bothering anybody aside from a group of aging dudes who's worlds came to an end because they saw a snowboarder (Who didn't know what NS means) wearing an NS jacket.
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Jesse_
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SegsxiSaw a snowboarder rocking a ns hoodie the other night. I didn't say shit because 1- He was riding safely 2- NS IS FULL OF HASBEEN CRYBABIES and i'm not one of them 3- I didn't give a shit that he was wearing NS and didn't know was NS was he seemed to be having a good time and at the end of the day that's what matters 4- At the end of the day his hoodie wasn't bothering anybody aside from a group of aging dudes who's worlds came to an end because they saw a snowboarder (Who didn't know what NS means) wearing an NS jacket.


Wait you think this is actually serious? Wow alright bud calm the fuck down.

Also edit*** you do fucking realize the most active poster/mod on this site is a snowboarder right?

**This post was edited on Dec 29th 2017 at 10:30:53pm
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