Replying to Punched a kid on a scooter yesterday. AMA

Kid was riding around thinking he's top shit. Does he not know that skateboarding is the only appropriate sport in the park? Just as I had expected, that squirrel went scurrying for his parents right when I decked him in the face. That little twat knows better to try to go against a 215lb 5'6 silverback with his measly 120lb prepubescent body.

Anyways, feel free to AMA. I feel great right now, keeping the local parks rid of scooter rats. No need to thank me, however, I do have a patreon up if you are inspired by my actions and want to help out.

**This thread was edited on Nov 23rd 2017 at 1:09:26pm