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Punched a kid on a scooter yesterday. AMA

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TRVP_ANGEL
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Kid was riding around thinking he's top shit. Does he not know that skateboarding is the only appropriate sport in the park? Just as I had expected, that squirrel went scurrying for his parents right when I decked him in the face. That little twat knows better to try to go against a 215lb 5'6 silverback with his measly 120lb prepubescent body.

Anyways, feel free to AMA. I feel great right now, keeping the local parks rid of scooter rats. No need to thank me, however, I do have a patreon up if you are inspired by my actions and want to help out.

**This thread was edited on Nov 23rd 2017 at 1:09:26pm
Nov 23 2017 1:02PM
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Austin.ski
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please delete your account and throw away your computer
Nov 23 2017 1:04PM
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freestyler540
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You are the classic douchbag at the skatepark, OP.

Im going to ask you how you plan to be less of an asshole who beats up little kids.
Nov 23 2017 3:44PM
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CharlzHub
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Was 9/11 an inside job?
Did we really land on the moon?
Is the Earth flat?
Did the Egyptians have extra-terrestrial help building the pyramids?
Did ski patrol blow up Chad’s Gap?
Nov 23 2017 4:50PM
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WoFIowz
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I've seen some people do some pretty cool tricks on scooters at this daily show they have at Cedar Point, along with other things like Rollerblades, parkour, skateboards, and BMX. Don't be a dick. Let him progress. You're probably not any good anyway. When your skateboard gives you a popsicle, remember this bad karma.

Also since you said AMA, are you a pudgy kid? 5'6" 215lbs puts you at a BMI of 34.7 (Obese) so either you're a jacked af wrestler/powerlifter or you're Eric Cartman.
Nov 23 2017 4:56PM
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WoFIowz
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CharlzHubWas 9/11 an inside job?
Did we really land on the moon?
Is the Earth flat?
Did the Egyptians have extra-terrestrial help building the pyramids?
Did ski patrol blow up Chad’s Gap?


Bush did it.
Nov 23 2017 4:57PM
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iced
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obvious troll thread? im hoping

I'll ask you something though, how do you manage to stay around 120kg. Are you a short skinny guy, or do you follow a specific diet. Share any hidden nutritional info OP. would be way better than the actual thread topic
Nov 23 2017 6:31PM
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.otto.
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only exclusivism im ok with is hating on scooters,

they are literally the worst

so can you treflip?
Nov 23 2017 6:34PM
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Jcamotts
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Who cares what they ride as long as there chill and respectful then there shouldn't be a problem.
Nov 23 2017 7:39PM
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.FRY.
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a scooter kid genocide is the only acceptable form of genocide
Nov 23 2017 8:15PM
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Mr.noodle
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Are you fat or ripped, does your low center of gravity help with skiing? Did your scuffle make it on wordstar?
Nov 23 2017 9:45PM
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theabortionator
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icedobvious troll thread? im hoping


Obviously. Its like the 12 ama thread of his this month
Nov 23 2017 11:27PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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aloha snackbar
Nov 23 2017 11:29PM
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50Kal
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What is AMA mean?
Nov 24 2017 12:20AM
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WoFIowz
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50KalWhat is AMA mean?


Ask me anything..... But in his weed post I initially thought it meant against medical advice haha
Nov 24 2017 1:04AM
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.FRY.
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50KalWhat is AMA mean?


what are English?
Nov 24 2017 4:22PM
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CharlzHub
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Can Big Shaq ever get hot?
Nov 24 2017 4:27PM
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TheDoughAbides
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What hell do you tell about yourself, your little guy? I know that I graduated from naval seals, and I participated in many secret attacks against al-Qaeda and over 300 people confirm death. I'm educated in the gorilla war and I am a leader of the armed forces in the United States. You have something to me but just another. Save you the right and unexpectedly on this ground, indicating the misfortunes. Do you think you can escape by telling me online? Think again, foolish. When I speak, contact me with a confidential network of respecters throughout the United States and explore your route so you can better prepare for the storm, neck. A storm that prepares a bit of something called your life. You are damned, kids. I could have been in any place and at any time, I can kill you more than seven hundred ways, and it's just with my bare hands. Not only do I train in strokes without the top, but I have access to the complete Navy USA arsenal, and use it to the utmost to eliminate the bad ass from the Department Europe, your little chop. If you have been able to confirm what is an ill health repayment but a "wise" idea to give you, you could lose the language. But you can not, you did not, and now you're paying the price, you're bad. I'm angry about it and you have to sink. You're a dead curse, Kido.
Nov 24 2017 5:48PM
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WoFIowz
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TheDoughAbidesWhat hell do you tell about yourself, your little guy? I know that I graduated from naval seals, and I participated in many secret attacks against al-Qaeda and over 300 people confirm death. I'm educated in the gorilla war and I am a leader of the armed forces in the United States. You have something to me but just another. Save you the right and unexpectedly on this ground, indicating the misfortunes. Do you think you can escape by telling me online? Think again, foolish. When I speak, contact me with a confidential network of respecters throughout the United States and explore your route so you can better prepare for the storm, neck. A storm that prepares a bit of something called your life. You are damned, kids. I could have been in any place and at any time, I can kill you more than seven hundred ways, and it's just with my bare hands. Not only do I train in strokes without the top, but I have access to the complete Navy USA arsenal, and use it to the utmost to eliminate the bad ass from the Department Europe, your little chop. If you have been able to confirm what is an ill health repayment but a "wise" idea to give you, you could lose the language. But you can not, you did not, and now you're paying the price, you're bad. I'm angry about it and you have to sink. You're a dead curse, Kido.


Not sure what type of English and improper sentence structure that was, but regardless, if you really are military, thank you for your service. On the other hand, I hope you're not full of shit like so many other fakers online saying they were SEALs; I'm highly skeptical of this random post bragging about being something and all the shit you've done (bragging is not something they preach).
Nov 24 2017 6:56PM
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skistupid
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Abuseur d'enfants.
Nov 24 2017 7:21PM
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lmmcc
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TheDoughAbidesWhat hell do you tell about yourself, your little guy? I know that I graduated from naval seals, and I participated in many secret attacks against al-Qaeda and over 300 people confirm death. I'm educated in the gorilla war and I am a leader of the armed forces in the United States. You have something to me but just another. Save you the right and unexpectedly on this ground, indicating the misfortunes. Do you think you can escape by telling me online? Think again, foolish. When I speak, contact me with a confidential network of respecters throughout the United States and explore your route so you can better prepare for the storm, neck. A storm that prepares a bit of something called your life. You are damned, kids. I could have been in any place and at any time, I can kill you more than seven hundred ways, and it's just with my bare hands. Not only do I train in strokes without the top, but I have access to the complete Navy USA arsenal, and use it to the utmost to eliminate the bad ass from the Department Europe, your little chop. If you have been able to confirm what is an ill health repayment but a "wise" idea to give you, you could lose the language. But you can not, you did not, and now you're paying the price, you're bad. I'm angry about it and you have to sink. You're a dead curse, Kido.


What did I just read.
Nov 24 2017 7:25PM
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ChangeCashMoney
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IsitWinterYet17Ask me anything..... But in his weed post I initially thought it meant against medical advice haha


against medical advice, lol. I'm going to read AMA as only that from now on.
Nov 24 2017 11:21PM
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Casey
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"I beat the shit out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I dunno, like I accomplished something."
Nov 24 2017 11:47PM
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GayWolf420
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jesus kid you need some anti depressants or some shit
Nov 25 2017 1:58AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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IsitWinterYet17Ask me anything..... But in his weed post I initially thought it meant against medical advice haha


The imagination is a wonderful thing
Nov 25 2017 9:46AM
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Tygan
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Thats pretty harsh man, but you are a true anti-hero. scooter kids destroy the coping, dont raise the money for the parks, are total snakes and dont know park etiquette. they dont deserve to be at SKATE parks. Although punching his bitchass in the face may not have been the nicest decision, it served a righteous purpose
Nov 27 2017 4:45AM
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JAHpow
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IsitWinterYet17Not sure what type of English and improper sentence structure that was, but regardless, if you really are military, thank you for your service. On the other hand, I hope you're not full of shit like so many other fakers online saying they were SEALs; I'm highly skeptical of this random post bragging about being something and all the shit you've done (bragging is not something they preach).



Nov 27 2017 9:22AM
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dognutz
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bump
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