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Funny Joke Made By a Snowboarder!?!

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aclsarescary
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So, I'm standing there, right!, at the top of this rail. This SNOWboarder and his buddy are hiking it. The hike one of the two stops and looks at me and goes: 'I can glues those together for you, 10 bucks'
Me: 'Glue what?' ***I look at my ski to see if they are coming apart***
Hick: 'Your skis, I can glue them together....and make them a board again!'
Hick and Friend: 'Hahahahaha....yeah man, hahahaha'



^Boy was that snowboarder making a killer skier joke, it was so good I thought every single one of you need to read it.

But now I want to know what snowboarders have said to YOU!
(yes, you):

So type away munch-skins.









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Feb 8 2005 9:07PM
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hazel_32
Posts: 170 - Karma: 14
one said 'Hey, man' to me once, and i about cried i was so happy and nervous



Brian
Feb 8 2005 9:09PM
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joeengel
Posts: 1089 - Karma: 10
i rode the lift with a snowboarder chick and she smoked me out for free




drink hard and die young

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toss your salad outta here
Feb 8 2005 9:09PM
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CTD
Posts: 6301 - Karma: 350
wow, your a really good skier



i looked on google but all i could find was 3D Animation porn-sxmarty6



ECS headwear, hit me up!
Feb 8 2005 9:21PM
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$westside$
Posts: 2934 - Karma: 18
^same
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They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold.

BRAD RAD

*NORTHEAST CULT*
Feb 8 2005 9:23PM
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mr.ski
Posts: 384 - Karma: 11
ahah..they scare me..especially the big ones..so creepy .always waiting to hit the jumps and rails..but never actually doing anything
You can't get hurt skiing until you fall
Feb 8 2005 9:53PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
sweet graphices...even tho they are skis
ok
Feb 8 2005 9:55PM
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mnjib
Posts: 5592 - Karma: 362
my boss at the ski hill always tells little snowboard kids that they need to cut their snowbaords inhalf so then they will have twin tips.
b-little photography
Feb 8 2005 9:55PM
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mr.ski
Posts: 384 - Karma: 11
^ so true..i like his thinking
You can't get hurt skiing until you fall
Feb 8 2005 9:56PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 732
watch that kid, he's really good.


even though it was only a 270 couldnt help feelin good about my self


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*Welcome to the dub ski radio show*

no, all of my friend snowblade 2, skiing is gay, y do u need poles? snowblades r sick. - linesnowblades


Feb 8 2005 10:00PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
one time they cheered for me... and said that was pretty cool for skis... but all i did was pull a super smooth safety 3 of a medium sized table

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Feb 8 2005 10:21PM
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BillyMFBadass
Posts: 576 - Karma: 10
u shoulda told him to shove his board up his ass

'i wanna breathe smoke'


you come home and say hashmire touch me down there, i like that.



you want me to do things to you like the sun and moon, idiot
Feb 8 2005 10:28PM
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lebro
Posts: 248 - Karma: 10
a boarder once said 2 me..
''wats tha hardest thing bout being a skier''
i said ''wat''.
''telling your parents your gay''
i then pulled tha sickest cork 5 and told tha punta to get fucked
Feb 9 2005 12:54AM
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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
atta boy^

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Just shut up and ski.
Feb 9 2005 1:01AM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
'can i borrow a pole?'



Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle
Feb 9 2005 1:05AM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
'i blazed with tanner hall once, the only cool trick on skis are those nothing spins he does- the backwards ones'
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Feb 9 2005 1:37AM
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XxLibertYxX
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 28
next time a snowboarder says that tell himur gonna rape his girlfriend
We're all chasing the dream
Feb 9 2005 1:40AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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I'm curteous everytime I'm on a long traverse at snowbird and I see a snowboarder struggling to keep momentum, I always stick out my pole and offer a ride, although very few take it


We pay our debt sometimes.
Feb 9 2005 2:05AM
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chugLIFE
Posts: 4714 - Karma: 1,050
one tme this snowboarder was like 'fuckign skiers, theres a reason its called a snowboard park.' i was liek 'actually its called a terrain park bitch' then he was like 'fuck you skier' so then i busted and he shut the fuck up, i ahte shitty snowbaorders...the good ones always seem to ahve respect tho





Write that down.
Feb 9 2005 2:10AM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
hahaha

Was he wearing one of these?




Feb 9 2005 2:10AM
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RaginCajun
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haha^ yesssss







if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up
Feb 9 2005 7:48AM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
i ski with snowboarders all the time. but the ones i ski with are chill.


a concussion a day keeps the doctor here to stay

they say i got stupid when i hit my head

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened, we were on a vacation!'
Feb 9 2005 7:57AM
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punk_rider
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some said to me at times when parks were forbidden to skiers and as i was bleeding after a sick trick :'in your face fucking skier. don't come in our park!'.
if he wasn't on the lifts, i would have kick their asses.

since that, i hate boarders and their stupid slow and easy sport.


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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!

RAILS SUCK!

POWDER SKIING RULES!

DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!

BUSH WON!!
Feb 9 2005 8:22AM
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flatspinblunt
Posts: 469 - Karma: 10
ive heard em say 'why would anybody ski, its stupid and not fun' so im like alrite buddy thats why there so many more skiers than boarders, cause its stupid n not fun, then we didnt let him hit the bowl in the ganjala..
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C'mon out Bart, It's windy
Feb 9 2005 10:00AM
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flatspinblunt
Posts: 469 - Karma: 10
and i was ridin with a bunch of sick snowboarders so that made it eve better cause they just laughed at him...
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C'mon out Bart, It's windy
Feb 9 2005 10:01AM
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Switchstyle
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 11
I ski with mostly snowboarders who are chill. They always ask for poles to be towed.
Feb 9 2005 10:26AM
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manus
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 10
I was once told by one of the most respected boarders at my area 'you're not a skier, you're a snowboarder that skis' - this was back when skis weren't allowed in the park, but I was there anyway, and I was the only skier there before opening and after closing fixing jumps and the crappy ditch we used to call a pipe.


life is too short to have any regrets
Feb 9 2005 12:03PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
its uncanny- every single snowboarder thats good has been chill and respectful, its only the shitty ones that are gay.
and to whoever was talking about someone cheering for just a 3- i always get more cheers for my really smooth 3's than any other trick, including 7's
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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
Feb 9 2005 2:59PM
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Scottness
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^so true my brotha'...a fat stalled out, stylie 180 or 3 carries much more steeze than a hucked 9.

I cut in front of a snowboarder right before a hip jump, because he was going to slow, threw a massive 180 with some kinda tweaked grab (stalled out) and he was like 'duuuude, you were like up there, man.' So I sprayed him and rode off. ha
Feb 9 2005 3:53PM
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LPT_311
Posts: 2239 - Karma: 12
hahahahaha that is possibly the gayest thing i have ever heard








311 is the Fuckin Shit Mutha Fucka
Feb 9 2005 4:27PM
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meb9486
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i usually ski with boarders but the are chill...i have had some boarders be like 'u ski?? and do rails? woah'
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VERITAS ET EQUITAS
Feb 9 2005 4:50PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
Seems like all the good boarders accept skiers and arn't jerks, and all the wannabe boarders who suck think that they're all that.



Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?
Feb 9 2005 6:57PM
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nychka
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last weekend some boarders invited me to smoke some
weed on the lift with them
Feb 9 2005 7:44PM
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DietCoke
Posts: 1317 - Karma: 7
dude i get the 'can i borrow a pole' thing like every day. 7 springs where i ski sometimes is so damn flat at the top its like a half mile before you get to any kind of sufficient incline.

its cool though if you and a border keep whipping each other with the pole, you both keep ur speed up real nice.

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If hate were people, I'd be China.
Feb 9 2005 7:49PM
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ryan.c
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^haha...eyah whoeva said the good ones rnt bad they respect skiers thats true ive neva heard a good boarder say anythin bad about skiers but the horrible ones need to suck themselves
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'Best memory on Skis: When we were swinging on the chairlift, hit a lift tower and derailed the chairs' Boyd Easley

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Feb 9 2005 7:50PM
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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
^yeah. i find that odd how good skiers respect good borders and vise-versa. the shitty ones hate boarders and the shitty boarders hate skiers.
the better you get, the more you realize the only difference between skiers and boarders is one plank Vs. 2 planks
plus skiiers just plain look better

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Just shut up and ski.
Feb 9 2005 9:28PM
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eLevate
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^yeah that is pretty odd. actually i think its compensation, because if people suck they think they gotta talk shit to be cool, and if they're sick, they just are cool...maybe thats why...
Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.

so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat.
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*ninja!* We own the night!
Feb 9 2005 10:04PM
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jflo453
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hahaha, was there a guy sitting behind a drum set doing the traditional BA DUM CHHHHH
Ski New Jersey
Feb 9 2005 10:12PM
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twintipteles
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snowboarders always tell me my bindings are broken

Canada can't afford snow- Ice-is-Scary
I like it when the red water comes out.
Feb 9 2005 10:13PM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
yah agreed, the good to great boarders are cool 99% of the time and have respect, but the terrible to mediocore guys who think skiing is gate bashing and making turns down cruisers are huge fuck-holes....



ta
Feb 9 2005 10:21PM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 246
my friend was making fun of a snowboarder at school, then the snowboarder wanted to fight so my friend beat the shit out of him, he was bleading everywhere. then theres another skier at my school whos a real badass and hes probably beatin the shit out of alot of snowboarders
Feb 9 2005 10:43PM
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r5tommy
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sometimes urchins give me bad props but they are usually still disgruntled about when the mountain was split in 2 and jonny had to race and risk losing the medal his dad won.
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Feb 9 2005 11:01PM
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mattster
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you should have told him no but ill cut that in half for twenty. he would have been like oww my pride :'( and he would have cried.
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wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

ska is dead.... and you're next !
Feb 9 2005 11:03PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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Dude thats actually one of the funnier things I have heard in a while. I woulda just laughed cus that is funny.
Feb 9 2005 11:12PM
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Mt_P0wDerJuNkIe
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ya most of the snowboarders at my area have respect for the skiers. but there are some who have no clue what there talking about.
Feb 9 2005 11:16PM
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I was messing around on this mailbox rail trying 270s out and I caught my tips and this snowboarder yelled from the chairlift 'Hey faggot, learn how to ski you fag!'....Then when he got off the chairlift he could barley even stand up then he fell...and I laughed...

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'Your father is the one that says fuck all the time, I say shit,'
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Feb 9 2005 11:30PM
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five0
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ive always liked how many snowborders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10 1 to do it and 9 to say 'i can do that'
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'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7



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Feb 9 2005 11:31PM
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