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DIRTYBUBBLEThere were like 8 other copycat code browns in response.
JTTremblesIt wasn't a shit I've taken, but about a month ago I walked into a bathroom stall and saw, hands down, the largest shit I have ever seen. I'm talking a kids sized football shit. There was no flushing this bad boy, and it was so stiff that an attempted flush would not faze it. It was impressive. Very comparable to that south park episode. I'm talking a trophy shit. I have many saved snapchats of this beaut.
nexopiaThis summer I didn’t poop for 9 days.
DirtYStylESome buddies set up a facebook page to post pictures of their monster dumps. Which reminds me to get that active again. Im tempted to share a few photos, but digging through that pile dosen't sound appetizing to say the least.
Related: same group of friends took on the challenge of clogging toilets. So we coined the term cinco stacking. You get five guys to take a shit in the same stall with no additives; toilet paper etc. Most places did not stand a chance to the combined might of a cinco stack. When we hit the country club restroom that was a relief hut on the course. The mf created a whirlpool that destroyed everything to bits.
BrawnTrendsFirst vaca with new girlfriend?
IsitWinterYet17That's disgusting to shit one after another. The smell....
BrewntOkay so for this you guys will need a little background for my whole life I have had a odd shitting pattern. I would say a couple years ago I would shit once a week. But now it’s about every three to five days. Last year I could feel it in my body that this shit was big and powerful. Thus I weighed my self, at 170.7 pounds after my shit I weighed 165.3 pounds. I remember this shit so vividly because I was on the toilet for a good 45 mins. It started out as a nice big log but by the end straight green liquid was coming out of my ass. I know most think I’m lying but it’s the dead truth. That shit was the dankest shit I’ve ever taken could go to that bathroom for at least an hour.
broccoliraabeHow many flushes?I needed to flush the initial log and then 3 other flushes for the liquid shit. So in total four flushes.
HamFaceGirlodor* This is America not Canada M8
DeebieSkeebiesentirely useless thread without pics.
in every sense of the word, some of you are actually full of shit.
CLQyeah wtf why am i the first one posting a pic? Anyway here she is
DIRTYBUBBLEI was camping when I was 12 and the latrine was gross as fuck. It smelled so bad I couldn't even walk by it without vomiting. I made a conscious decision to just not shit for a whole week. Anyway I was loading up on trail mix and camp food so my insides were in a state of turmoil like 3 days into the trip. I was still feeling alright enough to hold it in so I presssed on and just decided to eat less. Then things took a turn for the worse. I went to take a shower that night. As I was taking my clothes off my mind just started following muscle memory and loaded a turd in the chamber. I tried to hold it in but I could feel it was being sucked out by its sheer gravity. The showerhouse was a 5 minute walk from the latrine so I wouldn't be able to make it. So I sat down on the bench like a pregnant women giving birth, and I held on. Ever take a shit so big you thought you were gonna die? I thought I was going to pass out at several points throughout the ordeal. The smell mixed with the warm shower steam to produce the most villainous odor. After 5 minutes of birthing that flaming log, I was done. I felt physically drained. But I still had to dispose of that gargantuan shit rocket. It was massive. I used a large, pump, shampoo bottle to scale it, then I used the bottle to knock it to the floor. The shit stayed together entirely as if it were made of some sort of concrete. I turned on the shower, pointed it at the log, locked the door and climbed under, and then I switched showers. The counselors eventually found it because the shit pile clogged the fucking drain. They reported the code brown at breakfast the next day. No one ever found out it was me. There were like 8 other copycat code browns in response.
AbiHI feel like a pic woulda just been fine, but did you realllllyyyy have to pick it up???
She’s a keeper though, best be puttin it in a shadow box so your ma can see! She raised ya healthy she’ll be proud
DeebieSkeebiesHow else are you going to make sure nutrients from your diet are retained without inspecting those turds? Its like some of you dont care about your health, smh.
DeebieSkeebiesHow else are you going to make sure nutrients from your diet are retained without inspecting those turds? Its like some of you dont care about your health, smh.
sidehustlehoeOne time when I was about 10 I took a shit so big it reached from one end of the toilet bowl to the other and when my dad asked who did I blamed it on my brothers friend and to this day my dad still hates him
roddy116the next day my boss grills me and i told him i was grossly constipated and i didnt sleep at all the last night, he sends me home and gives me an enoma.
IsitWinterYet17Your boss gave you an enema? Dedicated
DIRTYBUBBLEI was camping when I was 12 and the latrine was gross as fuck. It smelled so bad I couldn't even walk by it without vomiting. I made a conscious decision to just not shit for a whole week. Anyway I was loading up on trail mix and camp food so my insides were in a state of turmoil like 3 days into the trip. I was still feeling alright enough to hold it in so I presssed on and just decided to eat less. Then things took a turn for the worse. I went to take a shower that night. As I was taking my clothes off my mind just started following muscle memory and loaded a turd in the chamber. I tried to hold it in but I could feel it was being sucked out by its sheer gravity. The showerhouse was a 5 minute walk from the latrine so I wouldn't be able to make it. So I sat down on the bench like a pregnant women giving birth, and I held on. Ever take a shit so big you thought you were gonna die? I thought I was going to pass out at several points throughout the ordeal. The smell mixed with the warm shower steam to produce the most villainous odor. After 5 minutes of birthing that flaming log, I was done. I felt physically drained. But I still had to dispose of that gargantuan shit rocket. It was massive. I used a large, pump, shampoo bottle to scale it, then I used the bottle to knock it to the floor. The shit stayed together entirely as if it were made of some sort of concrete. I turned on the shower, pointed it at the log, locked the door and climbed under, and then I switched showers. The counselors eventually found it because the shit pile clogged the fucking drain. They reported the code brown at breakfast the next day. No one ever found out it was me. There were like 8 other copycat code browns in response.
gucciman7compare the size and odour to something so we get a good understanding
