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Things that can kill the Anti-christ
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any one have any ideas... i just decided hell if theres a thread about the end of the world according to the bible, then we might as well think of ideas to protect us against the bastard called the Anti-christ... my idea is tat if you ave a gatling gun by your side you should be quite fine... maby you all have you own good ideas, maby teir shitty if you have any ideas post them anyway.
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-Live Fast And Ski Hard
-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G
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The Saying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME
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ram a ski right into his heart. which reminds me their should be like ski vampires and shit, instead of staking them you need to do it with a ski.
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'but think if i fall in love with a super model and she only gets wet in the pants by kids who no calc shit i wanta be READYYYYYYYYY!!!!!' - (0)jarjar(0)
'Hey, check out those chicks up there'
'dude, they have child lift tickets'
'uhhhhhhh'
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i would rather have a SAW than a shitty old gatlun gun, peoeple have lots of misconceptions about gatlun guns, they werent hand held guns, they are big artillery things with two weels like the old school cannons
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vampires suck, there all a bunch of pussies.
but i think if you ask god really really nicely he could save your ass
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wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky
ska is dead.... and you're next !
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i know that but they have huge ass bullets... a minigun is a hand held gun. but i want somethign that will blast his ass into oblivion.
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-Live Fast And Ski Hard
-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G
-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut
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emo. we'll make him listen to emo
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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls
-skiingpimp
im native *beats a drum*
-ontarioskiingsucks
and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer
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TMC, JC, S3p
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a lion mountain who knows how to perform abortions
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^ hahaha funny episode
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'i just rented good will hunting , how is it?'
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haha you seen that episode of South park too?, nice
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-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut
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A BFG9000 with idkfa and noclip and iddqd!!
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i will drive a joystick right through his heart, and since they are made by jesus himself, the anit-christ will evaporate
Rubber Ducky steeze, awwwwww!
sorry boys, there was no pro hoeing-skibrdingbtch
However, they are little bitches that haven't even heard of metal edged skis or the clitoris-twintipteles
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Get Taking Back Sunday and Garth Brooks to play a joint show.
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haha stab him in the heart with the violin from yellowcard
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wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky
ska is dead.... and you're next !
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theres no way he can win
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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls
-skiingpimp
im native *beats a drum*
-ontarioskiingsucks
and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer
-EastCoastPride
TMC, JC, S3p
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yo yo yo guy, id feel safe with ma nine homie, but fo real, lets get serious, guy, the anti-christ is probably a good fighter to, guy
peace
its easy to sound smart on the internet, guy
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criminal life, for real
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uhhh actually... the beast is the one whos gonna take over the world, the anti christ is just a person against christ. so therefore if you want to get rid of the antichrist you just need christ. well that goes for the beast too. a gun wont do you any good either with the beast. if you know something about anything you'd know that he will claim to be dead and then 'resurrect' himself claiming to be christ and people will believe him b/c thats what jesus did, so this guy must be god. eh voila.
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hit the rail dumbass!!
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dont even try nothing can kill me. I mean if I was the anti-christ
fewww that was a close one. im sure they dont suspect anything. hahahahahahahahahahahaha.......
ohh wait is this thing still on. oops
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This is the way to kill the Anti-christ. It involves God himself, crushing the anti-christ. First you get the anti-christ under some 100 ft cliff, with plenty of Powder. THen above on a helicopter you drop the Savior. He skis down the line, tosses a huge backflip and lands right on the antichrist killing him for all time. Then Seth Morrison skis away and kills another sick line before going to bed.
The smart man does not know everything, rather the smart man admits when he knows nothing.
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as long as i gots muh brass knucks and muh nine mill its all good yo.
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If anything, we need more bloodsucking asian leprechauns raiding the streets.
-Landis Tanaka
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Sick 'em boy!
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big knives
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