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genericname
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ya i bought a kid off the internet. we were drinking and we had the idea to buy a kid from like a third world country and hope taht he goes pro in like sports or something. so we picked up CAmeron (Killa Cam) from the Dominican as our first rround draft pick. it is onl;y like 24$ a month and he is gonna go pro in baseball and make us tons of money and shit and it will be super sweet. specially after we ship him like creatin and baseball shit. ya


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Feb 8 2005 10:34AM
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genericname
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he is l1 to


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Feb 8 2005 10:34AM
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freshpowder41
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your a fucking dumbass
Feb 8 2005 10:39AM
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genericname
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that's your opinion


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Feb 8 2005 10:39AM
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Sdot
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I think it's pretty cool..


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Feb 8 2005 10:44AM
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foxybuns717
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srah... THIS comment disguists me. It's a human being not a fucking paycheck for you.

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Feb 8 2005 12:45PM
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MacMahoooon
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I give the kid respect for actually sponsoring a child. While his reasoning for doing it is slightly off, in the end he is still doing a good thing

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Feb 8 2005 12:54PM
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Sharpy
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hey, if these guys help the kid get pro, do you think he'll give any of his money to these guys?

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

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Feb 8 2005 12:54PM
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PowderCanuck
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wow. just because he's joking around with the idea doesn't mean he's a horrible person. At least he's SUPPORTING the child, which is better than most of you can say. And you give him shit for it.
wow.



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Feb 8 2005 12:55PM
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Sharpy
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i'm gonna 'buy' a kid in brazil and send him soccer gear, what a super idea

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Feb 8 2005 12:56PM
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404404
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hey its 24$ a month for that kid, thats kick ass for the kid.
Feb 8 2005 1:14PM
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KingShit
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Good luck with that, post a picture if you can.

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Feb 8 2005 1:33PM
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Utahpowderskier
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From the Dominican? Do you mean Dominican Republic?
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Feb 8 2005 1:34PM
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norcowolverinerider
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no the other dominacin you fucking retard

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Feb 8 2005 1:45PM
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Anathema
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that sounds like a pretty dope investment. I just hope it's not a scam man. maybe he'll keep collecting that $24 a month from you and then mysteriously die...


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Feb 8 2005 3:50PM
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Inthefridge
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Thats what i call sound financial planning. Your dads gonna be proud of you.
Feb 8 2005 3:53PM
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Jasmine
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haha oh well. at least the little boy gets money. i hope he doesn't let you down.


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Feb 8 2005 4:06PM
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Ericpbp
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I dont think he will be a pro. but good luck
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Feb 8 2005 4:08PM
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ScratchCobra66
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hey, if he goes pro, who will he have to thank? You! :0)


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Feb 8 2005 4:37PM
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skisebski
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your a moron, but then again I hope you do support him




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Feb 8 2005 4:57PM
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Feb 8 2005 5:14PM
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plorr
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that would be kind of funny in a sick way if you got ur first picture of him and he is like an amputee or something, then youll get gipped, but at least ull be supporting the poor kid
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Feb 8 2005 5:16PM
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LittleDevil720
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hahaha, u bought a fucking kid??ha, sell his soul on ebay after



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Feb 8 2005 6:09PM
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december
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good job. my family has a foster kid in thailand, her name is rose. she's cute. and before her, there was narin. he wrote me letters and drew me pictures. but then he turned 18 but then he got older, so we couldn't do it anymore.









Feb 8 2005 6:19PM
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From_Hell
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that's cool though you're supporting him, although i wouldn't expect him to preform, you don't wanna turn into a hockey dad or soemthing!
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Feb 8 2005 6:23PM
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scofield
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make him ski.. theres not many starving ethiopian pro skiers



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Feb 8 2005 6:30PM
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highfive
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he might be using that 24 dollars to buy drugs


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Feb 8 2005 6:36PM
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DYFI
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yeah when i say the thread name...i was like what idiot buys a kid online...but now that i think about it...24 dollars can go along way..and hell if he goes pro that would be hella tight



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Feb 8 2005 6:41PM
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public-enemy#1
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hahahaha.....i always had plans to make my own army....now's my chance to get some recruits
Feb 8 2005 6:46PM
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highfive
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send him baseball gear once he gets old enuf to play. he'll love it, trust me.


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Feb 8 2005 6:48PM
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CTripper
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whats going to happen when your poor ass cant support him no mo?
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Feb 8 2005 6:57PM
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Utahpowderskier
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Norco, your an ass. For the record there is a country named dominica as well as the dominican republic. Nobody says from the dominican. Its not correct. I was just wanting a clarification.
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Feb 8 2005 7:03PM
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T.L.
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whos the baby momma
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Feb 9 2005 12:37AM
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J.D.
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I sponsor a kid in Africa... world vision or some such. About a buck a day.

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Feb 9 2005 12:39AM
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genericname
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Feb 9 2005 12:46AM
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genericname
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how could he not go pro?


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Feb 9 2005 12:47AM
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SmoKinSkier
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I have a friend who does that as well and ppl rag on him like its only $1 a day but if u think about it thats $365 that kid didnt have b4 and for a college student that i sa big sacrafice!! I think ppl who do that are amazing




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